(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 29, 2025) In a week 17 UFFLE Winkenbowl battle, the 12-2 Greasy Weasels pummeled a tough 10-4 Pickled Harrons team by a score of 111.20 to 91.15.
Caleb WilliamsGreasy Weasels were helped out by a 24.30 point effort from Caleb Williams, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 330 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 18 rushing yards. They also got help from a 21.50 point effort from Ja’Marr Chase, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 60 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.
“We weren’t going to just roll over,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Pickled Harrons were helped out by a 21.45 point effort from Joe Burrow, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 305 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 13.20 point effort from Puka Nacua, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 47 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.
The Undergarments (59.1) at Pickled Harrons (121.95)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 22, 2025) In a week 16 UFFLE playoff battle, the 10-4 Pickled Harrons embarrased a tough 9-5 The Undergarments team by a score of 121.95 to 59.10, extending their winning streak to 6 games.
Puka NacuaPickled Harrons were helped out by a 40.50 point effort from Puka Nacua, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 225 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Nacu set the all time record for WR points in the playoffs. They also got help from a 28.05 point effort from Joe Burrow, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 309 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards.
“I want to thank my Lord and Savior,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.
The Undergarments were helped out by a 11.50 point effort from Justin Jefferson, who got by the New York Giants defense for 85 receiving yards. They also got help from a 10.00 point effort from Kyren Williams, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 70 rushing yards in addition to 15 receiving yards.
“They just made the big plays and we didn’t,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.
Coming up in week 17, Pickled Harrons are at the Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 49.4-point favorite.
October Hunters (159.1) at Elvis Impersonators (101.05)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 15, 2025) In a week 15 UFFLE playoff event, the 8-6 October Hunters embarrassed a tough 9-5 Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 159.10 to 101.05, extending their winning streak to 3 games. With their 159.10 points, October Hunters is now the proud record-holder of the highest weekly point total in league history.
Kyle PittsOctober Hunters were helped out by a 40.10 point effort from Kyle Pitts, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 166 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. With this performance, Pitts was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 15. They also got help from a 30.10 point effort from James Cook, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 107 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 4 receiving yards.
“We knew this would be no cakewalk,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.
Elvis Impersonators were helped out by a 27.50 point effort from Bijan Robinson, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 93 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 82 receiving yards. With this performance, Robinson was the number 4 ranked running back for week 15. They also got help from a 22.05 point effort from Jacoby Brissett, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 249 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards.
“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Coming up in week 16, October Hunters are at the 12-2 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 28.1-point favorite.
October Hunters (90.45) at The Lawn Wranglers (67.8)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 8, 2025) In a week 14 UFFLE battle, the 8-6 October Hunters destroyed a tough 8-6 The Lawn Wranglers team by a score of 90.45 to 67.80, extending their winning streak to 3 games. This win gives October Hunters the tie-breaker over The Lawn Wranglers for the final playoff spot.
Jared GoffOctober Hunters were helped out by a 18.45 point effort from Jared Goff, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 309 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 16.20 point effort from Josh Jacobs, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 86 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 6 receiving yards.
“It was a total team effort,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.
The Lawn Wranglers were helped out by a 24.70 point effort from Jaxon Smith-Njigba, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 92 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Smith-Njigba was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 14. They also got help from a 15.10 point effort from Bucky Irving, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 55 rushing yards in addition to 26 receiving yards.
“We had our chances but we let them slip away,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.
Adding salt to the wound, The Lawn Wranglers could have scored 101.65 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Kammeijer left key players like Cameron Dicker and his corresponding 20.00 points on the bench.
This brings the record for October Hunters to 8-6, and drops The Lawn Wranglers to a record of 8-6.
Coming up in week 15, October Hunters are at the 9-5 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 23.3-point favorite.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (56.9) at Pickled Harrons (57.6)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2025) In a week 13 UFFLE event, the 9-4 Pickled Harrons squeaked by a disappointing 4-9 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 57.60 to 56.90, extending their winning streak to 5 games.
Nico CollinsPickled Harrons were led to their 0.70 point victory by a 19.00 point effort from Nico Collins, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 98 receiving yards in addition to 7 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11.90 point effort from Jauan Jennings, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 39 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“They gave us a big scare,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.00 point effort from Jason Myers, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points. With this performance, Myers was the number 2 ranked place kicker for week 13. They also got help from a 15.80 point effort from Alec Pierce, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 78 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeff Griffith said.
Adding salt to the wound, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 92.90 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeff Griffith left key players like Bryce Young and his corresponding 21.60 points on the bench.
Pickled Harrons took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 12 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 13.
This brings the record for Pickled Harrons to 9-4, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 4-9.
Coming up in week 14, Pickled Harrons are at the 8-5 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 6.4-point underdog, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 6-7 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 32.2-point favorite.
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2025) In a week 12 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, the 8-4 Pickled Harrons squeaked by a mediocre 5-7 Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 84.70 to 80.95, extending their winning streak to 4 games.
Ashton JeantyPickled Harrons were led to their 3.75 point victory by a 20.80 point effort from Ashton Jeanty, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 50 rushing yards in addition to 58 receiving yards. With this performance, Jeanty was the number 5 ranked running back for week 12. They also got help from a 18.20 point effort from Sam Darnold, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 244 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.
“This win was no fluke,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.
Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.65 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 273 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 20.70 point effort from Davante Adams, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 62 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.
“We don’t care about moral victories,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
Causing further embarrassment, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 92.55 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Chase Brown and his corresponding 14.00 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Pickled Harrons to 8-4, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 5-7.
Coming up in week 13, the 4-8 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Pickled Harrons, where Pickled Harrons are an early 20.1-point favorite, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 8-4 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 8-point favorite.
The Hellfish (95.85) at Elvis Impersonators (94.25)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2025) In a week 11 UFFLE rivalry, the 6-5 The Hellfish squeaked by a mediocre 6-5 Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 95.85 to 94.25, who have now lost 4 games in a row.
Baker MayfieldThe Hellfish were led to their 1.60 point victory by a 21.55 point effort from Baker Mayfield, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 173 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 39 rushing yards. With this performance, Mayfield was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 19.60 point effort from Travis Kelce, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 91 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.
Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.30 point effort from Bijan Robinson, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 104 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 39 receiving yards. With this performance, Robinson was the number 4 ranked running back for week 11. They also got help from a 16.00 point effort from Cairo Santos, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 4 field goals made and 1 extra point.
“We came out flat,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Adding salt to the wound, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 143.70 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Sean Tucker and his corresponding 33.00 points on the bench.
Elvis Impersonators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 11.
This brings the record for The Hellfish to 6-5, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 6-5.
Coming up in week 12, Elvis Impersonators are at the 4-7 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 52.0-point underdog, while the 4-7 The Slim Shaggys are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 33-point favorite.
The Lawn Wranglers (103.3) at The Hellfish (101.95)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2025) In a week 10 UFFLE clash, the 6-4 The Lawn Wranglers squeaked by a mediocre 5-5 The Hellfish team by a score of 103.30 to 101.95, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,470.
Ladd McConkeyThe Lawn Wranglers were led to their 1.35 point victory by a 18.70 point effort from Ladd McConkey, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 17.80 point effort from Jaxon Smith-Njigba, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 93 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.
The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.65 point effort from Baker Mayfield, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 273 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 19.00 point effort from Breece Hall, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 83 rushing yards in addition to 42 receiving yards.
“They out-hustled us,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.
Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 104.65 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Zach Charbonnet and his corresponding 14.30 points on the bench.
This brings the record for The Lawn Wranglers to 6-4, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 5-5.
Coming up in week 11, The Lawn Wranglers are at the 6-4 Pickled Harrons, where Pickled Harrons are an early 1.3-point underdog, while The Hellfish are at the 6-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 4.8-point favorite.
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2025) In a week 9 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, the 8-1 Greasy Weasels beat a mediocre 4-5 Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 115.40 to 105.90, extending their winning streak to 5 games.
Caleb WilliamsGreasy Weasels were led to their 9.50 point victory by a 37.50 point effort from Caleb Williams, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 280 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 53 rushing yards. With this performance, Williams was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 18.00 point effort from Ka’imi Fairbairn, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 5 field goals made.
“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.
Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 31.80 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who beat the New York Giants defense for 106 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 67 receiving yards. With this performance, McCaffrey was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 26.80 point effort from Colston Loveland, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 118 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.
“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.
Causing further embarrassment, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 117.35 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Jaxson Dart and his corresponding 27.15 points on the bench.
Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 9.
This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 8-1, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 4-5.
Coming up in week 10, the 6-3 Elvis Impersonators are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 0.3-point favorite, while the 0-9 Bad Attitudes are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 10.0-point underdog.
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2025) In a week 8 UFFLE classic, the 6-2 Z-Squad pummeled a strong 6-2 Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 93.20 to 78.75, extending their winning streak to 5 games.
Drake MayeZ-Squad were helped out by a 28.10 point effort from Drake Maye, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 282 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 50 rushing yards. With this performance, Maye was the number 1 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 19.10 point effort from Derrick Henry, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 71 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.
“This is a dream come true,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Brecht said.
Elvis Impersonators were helped out by a 24.55 point effort from Joe Flacco, who got by the New York Jets defense for 223 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Flacco was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 11.10 point effort from CeeDee Lamb, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 74 receiving yards in addition to 2 rushing yards.
“My hat’s off to them,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Causing further embarrassment, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 98.60 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Jordan Love and his corresponding 28.00 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Z-Squad to 6-2, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 6-2.
Coming up in week 9, Elvis Impersonators are at the 4-4 The Lawn Wranglers, where The Lawn Wranglers are an early 5.6-point underdog, while the 5-3 The Hellfish are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 61.4-point favorite.
