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Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

The Hellfish (100) at Z-Squad (90)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 28, 2015) In a week 3 UFFLE matchup, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 100 to 90, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,699 at Frozen Tundra.

Aaron Rodgers

The Hellfish were led to their 10 point victory by a 32 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 333 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 16 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Jeremy Maclin, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 141 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This team shows a lot of poise,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Randall Cobb, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 91 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs in addition to 12 rushing yards. With this performance, Cobb was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 126 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.

“We shot ourselves in the foot,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 120 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like LeGarrette Blount and his corresponding 26 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 2-1, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 2-1.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-1 Twee Twerps are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 2.3-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 0-3 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 3.7-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

Grid Iron Bullies 110 October Hunters 127
Bad Attitudes 79 Vinny’s Gang 55
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 60 The Undergarments 98
Squishy Fuzz 68 Twee Twerps 101
The Wondrful Gazonks 75 Greasy Weasels 88
The Hellfish 100 Z-Squad 90
The Slim Shaggys 50 Elvis Impersonators 95

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Elvis Impersonators (78) at The Wondrful Gazonks (77)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 21, 2015) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 78 to 77, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,838.

Ryan Tannehill

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 1 point victory by a 24 point effort from Ryan Tannehill, who tore apart the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 359 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 17 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 125 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 2 receiving yards.

“It was a hard-fought contest,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Carson Palmer, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 185 passing yards and 4 passing TDs. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Latavius Murray, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 65 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 22 receiving yards.

“I take full responsibility for this loss,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 2-0, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 2-0 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 33-point favorite, while the 1-1 The Slim Shaggys are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Bad Attitudes 65 The Undergarments 72
October Hunters 84 The Slim Shaggys 102
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 62 Squishy Fuzz 75
Twee Twerps 66 Z-Squad 81
The Hellfish 62 Greasy Weasels 102
Vinny’s Gang 92 Grid Iron Bullies 76
Elvis Impersonators 78 The Wondrful Gazonks 77

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Elvis Impersonators (103) at Vinny’s Gang (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2015) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 103 to 94, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,571.

Julio Jones

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 9 point victory by a 26 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 141 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Jones was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 57 rushing yards in addition to 46 receiving yards.

“It was a workman-like effort,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Arizona Cardinals defense for 355 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Jeremy Hill, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 63 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.

“They stepped up and made the plays,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 121 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Austin Seferian-Jenkins and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 1.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 1-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, Vinny’s Gang are at the 0-1 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 44.0-point underdog, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 0-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 41.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 103 Vinny’s Gang 94
The Slim Shaggys 63 The Hellfish 79
The Wondrful Gazonks 62 Twee Twerps 67
Squishy Fuzz 69 Greasy Weasels 103
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 52 Z-Squad 76
October Hunters 83 Bad Attitudes 101
The Undergarments 84 Grid Iron Bullies 50

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Squishy Fuzz (97) at Twee Twerps (98)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2014) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 98 to 97, extending the winning streak for Twee Twerps to 3 games.

Antonio Brown

Twee Twerps were led to their 1 point victory by a 23 point effort from Antonio Brown, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 97 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Brown was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 13. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Jay Cutler, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 280 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

“We proved we’re the better team,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 33 point effort from Tre Mason, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 117 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 47 receiving yards. With this performance, Mason was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 245 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Adding salt to the wound, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 116 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Ben Roethlisberger and his corresponding 29 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 10-3, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 6-7.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 89 October Hunter 91
Bad Attitudes 98 Vinny’s Gang 91
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 39 The Undergarments 76
Squishy Fuzz 97 Twee Twerps 98
The Wondrful Gazonks 48 Greasy Weasels 103
The Hellfish 84 Z-Squad 65
The Slim Shaggys 69 Elvis Impersonators 121

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Grid Iron Bullies (72) at Squishy Fuzz (75)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2014) In a week 12 UFFLE rivalry, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 75 to 72, extending the losing streak for Grid Iron Bullies to 4 games.

Tom Brady

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 3 point victory by a 23 point effort from Tom Brady, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 349 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Brady was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Jimmy Graham, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 47 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We took them out of their game,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Andrew Luck, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 253 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 49 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Steve Smith, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 89 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Compounding the issue, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 81 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Marques Colston and his corresponding 14 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 6-6, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 5-7.

Coming up in week 13, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 2-10 October Hunter, where October Hunter are an early 10.2-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 9-3 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 2.3-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 108 Greasy Weasels 120
The Hellfish 64 The Undergarments 81
Twee Twerps 71 The Slim Shaggys 65
The Wondrful Gazonks 65 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 70
Z-Squad 53 Bad Attitudes 119
October Hunter 67 Vinny’s Gang 110
Grid Iron Bullies 72 Squishy Fuzz 75

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Vinny’s Gang (63) at Z-Squad (56)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2014) In a week 11 UFFLE rivalry, Vinny’s Gang beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 63 to 56, extending the losing streak for Z-Squad to 3 games.

Alfred Morris

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 7 point victory by a 12 point effort from Alfred Morris, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 96 rushing yards in addition to 36 receiving yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Larry Donnell, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 54 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We came to play,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 268 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 4 rushing yards. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Mark Ingram, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 67 rushing yards in addition to 30 receiving yards.

“We didn’t get the job done,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Adding salt to the wound, Z-Squad could have scored 82 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like the Green Bay Packers Defensive Team and his corresponding 25 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 5-6, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 2-9.

Coming up in week 12, Z-Squad are at the 10-1 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 41.7-point favorite, while the 2-9 October Hunter are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 11.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 51 Greasy Weasels 90
The Undergarments 55 The Wondrful Gazonks 36
Bad Attitudes 92 The Hellfish 55
October Hunter 62 Twee Twerps 72
Squishy Fuzz 82 Elvis Impersonators 105
The Slim Shaggys 36 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 59
Vinny’s Gang 63 Z-Squad 56

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October Hunter (88) at The Hellfish (89)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2014) In a week 10 UFFLE showdown, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough October Hunter team by a score of 89 to 88, extending the losing streak for October Hunter to 7 games.

Aaron Rodgers

The Hellfish were led to their 1 point victory by a 33 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 315 passing yards and 6 passing TDs. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Steven Jackson, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 81 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 14 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of heart,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

October Hunter were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Russell Wilson, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 172 passing yards in addition to 107 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 10. They also got help from a 21 point effort from the Arizona Cardinals Defensive Team.

“We got a wake-up call,” October Hunter coach Orion Bell said.

Compounding the issue, October Hunter could have scored 95 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Benny Cunningham and his corresponding 8 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 7-3, and drops October Hunter to a record of 2-8.

Coming up in week 11, the 9-1 Bad Attitudes are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 9.8-point underdog, while October Hunter are at the 7-3 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 17.4-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 102 Grid Iron Bullies 79
Squishy Fuzz 102 The Slim Shaggys 48
Z-Squad 53 The Wondrful Gazonks 59
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 82 Greasy Weasels 100
October Hunter 88 The Hellfish 89
Bad Attitudes 111 Twee Twerps 50
The Undergarments 113 Vinny’s Gang 60