Category: Results

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
The Undergarments (95) at Bad Attitudes (90)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 3, 2011) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough Bad Attitudes team by a score of 95 to 90, silencing a partisan crowd of 70,736.

Aaron Rodgers

The Undergarments were led to their 5 point victory by a 47 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 408 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 36 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. In addition, Rodgers entered the UFFLE Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 4th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Matt Bryant, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“This win was no fluke,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Michael Turner, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 70 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 18 receiving yards. With this performance, Turner was the number 4 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Steve Smith, who tore apart the Chicago Bears defense for 181 receiving yards.

“Our defense was a non-factor,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Adding salt to the wound, Bad Attitudes could have scored 102 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Tony Gonzalez and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 2-3, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 3-2.

Coming up in week 5, the 3-2 Z-Squad are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 6.8-point underdog, while the 3-2 Grid Iron Bullies are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 2.4-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 64 The Slim Shaggys 57
Elvis Impersonators 95 The Hellfish 81
Vinny’s Gang 76 The Wondrful Gazonks 85
Twee Twerps 69 Grid Iron Bullies 84
Z-Squad 131 San Quentin Saints 110
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 63 Greasy Weasels 73
The Undergarments 95 Bad Attitudes 90

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Squishy Fuzz (87) at The Hellfish (91)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 26, 2011) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 91 to 87, extending the winning streak for The Hellfish to 4 games.

Ben Roethlisberger

The Hellfish were led to their 4 point victory by a 22 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who tore apart the Indianapolis Colts defense for 364 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 15 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Jimmy Graham, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 100 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This team has served notice,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 29 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Houston Texans defense for 370 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 3. They also got help from a 29 point effort from Darren McFadden, who beat the New York Jets defense for 171 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 7 receiving yards.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Adding salt to the wound, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 94 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Mohamed Massaquoi and his corresponding 8 points on the bench.

Squishy Fuzz drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 4-0, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, Squishy Fuzz are at the 2-2 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 6.2-point underdog, while the 3-1 Elvis Impersonators are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 14.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 87 The Hellfish 91
Elvis Impersonators 73 The Wondrful Gazonks 56
Vinny’s Gang 82 Z-Squad 44
Twee Twerps 116 The Slim Shaggys 83
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 70 San Quentin Saints 85
Grid Iron Bullies 109 The Undergarments 71
Bad Attitudes 86 Greasy Weasels 67
Squishy Fuzz 87 Twee Twerps 116
Elvis Impersonators 73 The Slim Shaggys 83
Vinny’s Gang 82 The Hellfish 91
The Wondrful Gazonks 56 Greasy Weasels 67
Z-Squad 44 Bad Attitudes 86
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 70 Grid Iron Bullies 109
The Undergarments 71 San Quentin Saints 85

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
San Quentin Saints (82) at Greasy Weasels (77)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 19, 2011) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 82 to 77, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,981.

Tony Romo

San Quentin Saints were led to their 5 point victory by a 23 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 345 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Ray Rice, who snuck past the Tennessee Titans defense for 43 rushing yards in addition to 53 receiving yards.

“It was a hard-fought contest,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Andre Johnson, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 93 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Kyle Orton, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 195 passing yards and 2 passing TDs.

“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Greasy Weasels could have scored 114 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Sam Bradford and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 2-0, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-2 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 35-point favorite, while the 1-1 Bad Attitudes are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 19.5-point underdog, while the 0-2 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 8.5-point favorite, while the 1-1 The Undergarments are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 20.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 95 Vinny’s Gang 106
Elvis Impersonators 81 The Undergarments 68
The Hellfish 100 Twee Twerps 79
The Wondrful Gazonks 73 The Slim Shaggys 105
Z-Squad 108 Grid Iron Bullies 76
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 51 Bad Attitudes 117
San Quentin Saints 82 Greasy Weasels 77

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Elvis Impersonators (87) at Vinny’s Gang (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 13, 2011) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 87 to 86, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,587.

Philip Rivers

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 1 point victory by a 22 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 335 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Robbie Gould, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“You dream about this as a kid,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 122 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 15 receiving yards. With this performance, McCoy was the number 3 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Miles Austin, who got by the New York Jets defense for 90 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Causing further embarrassment, Vinnys Gang could have scored 116 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Matthew Stafford and his corresponding 24 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 1-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 Squishy Fuzz are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 13.0-point underdog, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 1-0 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 3-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 99 Grid Iron Bullies 95
Elvis Impersonators 87 Vinny’s Gang 86
The Hellfish 91 The Slim Shaggys 72
The Wondrful Gazonks 70 Twee Twerps 79
Z-Squad 102 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 78
The Undergarments 90 Greasy Weasels 51
Bad Attitudes 82 San Quentin Saints 117