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Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
The Wondrful Gazonks (72) at Twee Twerps (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 14, 2010) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 73 to 72, behind the support of 66,439 faithful fans.

Philip Rivers

Twee Twerps were led to their 1 point victory by a 20 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 298 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jahvid Best, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 20 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 16 receiving yards.

“Our fans were the 12th man today,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Tim Hightower, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 54 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 40 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Ronnie Brown, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 65 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 20 receiving yards.

“I tip my hat to them,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 88 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like the New England Patriots Defensive Team and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 1-0, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 1-0 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 5.0-point underdog, while Twee Twerps are at the 1-0 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 80 Elvis Impersonators 89
Vinny’s Gang 83 The Hellfish 77
The Wondrful Gazonks 72 Twee Twerps 73
The Slim Shaggys 67 The Undergarments 48
Z-Squad 44 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 88
Grid Iron Bullies 78 Bad Attitudes 71
San Quentin Saints 76 Greasy Weasels 81

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 7, 2009) In a week 13 UFFLE rivalry, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 71 to 67, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,308.

Kurt Warner

Bad Attitudes were led to their 4 point victory by a 23 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 285 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 60 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 4 receiving yards.

“This was a good win for us,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Miami Dolphins defense for 352 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Miles Austin, who beat the New York Giants defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Causing further embarrassment, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 86 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Cedric Benson and his corresponding 12 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 7-9, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 9-7.

Coming up in week 14, Vinny’s Gang are at the 10-6 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 3.4-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 54 The Wondrful Gazonks 78
The Slim Shaggys 33 Greasy Weasels 95
Bad Attitudes 71 Vinny’s Gang 67
The Hellfish 60 San Quentin Saints 99
Twee Twerps 90 Z-Squad 83
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 68 The Undergarments 110
Grid Iron Bullies 81 Squishy Fuzz 85

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 30, 2009) In a week 12 UFFLE rivalry, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 73 to 70, extending the losing streak for Z-Squad to 3 games.

Drew Brees

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 3 point victory by a 33 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the New England Patriots defense for 371 passing yards and 5 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 12 point effort from the Seattle Seahawks Defensive Team.

“It feels great to be world champions,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from David Garrard, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 307 passing yards in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Mason Crosby, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 74 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Josh Freeman and his corresponding 19 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 5-10, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 8-7.

Coming up in week 13, the 5-10 Twee Twerps are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 18.6-point favorite, while the 5-10 Grid Iron Bullies are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 5.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 103 Elvis Impersonators 80
The Slim Shaggys 64 The Hellfish 52
Vinny’s Gang 87 San Quentin Saints 97
Z-Squad 70 Squishy Fuzz 73
Bad Attitudes 58 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64
Grid Iron Bullies 61 The Wondrful Gazonks 83
Twee Twerps 65 The Undergarments 101
Elvis Impersonators 80 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64
Greasy Weasels 103 Twee Twerps 65
The Slim Shaggys 64 The Undergarments 101
Vinny’s Gang 87 Squishy Fuzz 73
Grid Iron Bullies 61 The Hellfish 52
Z-Squad 70 The Wondrful Gazonks 83
Bad Attitudes 58 San Quentin Saints 97

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 23, 2009) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 82.65 to 80.9, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,635.

DeSean Jackson

San Quentin Saints were led to their 1.75 point victory by a 17 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Nate Kaeding, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 344 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 13 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Visanthe Shiancoe, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 78 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“They out-hustled us,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Undergarments could have scored 90 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Robert Meachem and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 7-6, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 12, the 8-5 Vinny’s Gang are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 7.5-point underdog, while the 5-8 Twee Twerps are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 14.3-point favorite, while the 6-7 The Slim Shaggys are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 1.4-point favorite, while the 6-7 Bad Attitudes are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 1.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 102 The Undergarments 78
Greasy Weasels 108 The Hellfish 42
The Slim Shaggys 73 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 63
The Wondrful Gazonks 82 Vinny’s Gang 74
Z-Squad 96 Grid Iron Bullies 73
San Quentin Saints 78 Twee Twerps 84
Squishy Fuzz 65 Bad Attitudes 100
Elvis Impersonators 102 Z-Squad 96
Greasy Weasels 108 Bad Attitudes 100
The Slim Shaggys 77.65 Grid Iron Bullies 77.1
Vinny’s Gang 74 The Hellfish 42
Squishy Fuzz 65 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 63
The Wondrful Gazonks 82 Twee Twerps 84
San Quentin Saints 82.65 The Undergarments 80.9

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 16, 2009) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 99.5 to 98.45, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 10 games.

Reggie Wayne

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 1.05 point victory by a 24 point effort from Reggie Wayne, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 126 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Wayne was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 10. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Vince Young, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 210 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 29 rushing yards.

“We feed off the energy of our fans,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Indianapolis Colts defense for 375 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 26 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 133 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 10 receiving yards.

“We shot ourselves in the foot,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 102 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Braylon Edwards and his corresponding 7 points on the bench.

Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 10.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 10-1, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 7-4.

Coming up in week 11, Elvis Impersonators are at the 7-4 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 18.4-point underdog, while the 7-4 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 9.7-point favorite, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 7-4 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 13.5-point underdog, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 5-6 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 19.7-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 98.45 Elvis Impersonators 99.5
Z-Squad 79 Greasy Weasels 94
The Hellfish 83 The Slim Shaggys 58
Twee Twerps 85 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 76
The Wondrful Gazonks 55 Squishy Fuzz 45
San Quentin Saints 61 Grid Iron Bullies 65
The Undergarments 105 Bad Attitudes 99

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 9, 2009) In a week 9 UFFLE matchup, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 78 to 72, extending the winning streak for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3 games.

Donovan McNabb

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 6 point victory by a 14 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 227 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 13 point effort from John Carney, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“We proved we’re the better team,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the New York Giants defense for 209 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 15 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Hines Ward, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 44 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

“They wanted it more than we did,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 89 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like the Tennessee Titans Defensive Team and his corresponding 14 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 6-4, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 4-6.

Coming up in week 10, The Hellfish are at the 4-6 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 16-point favorite, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 3-7 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 21.1-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 107 The Slim Shaggys 87
Greasy Weasels 92 Vinny’s Gang 100
The Hellfish 72 The Wondrful Gazonks 78
Z-Squad 94 The Undergarments 50
Grid Iron Bullies 61 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 79
Twee Twerps 66 Bad Attitudes 79
San Quentin Saints 60 Squishy Fuzz 80