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San Quentin Saints (68) at Z-Squad (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE showdown, Z-Squad tied a tough San Quentin Saints team by a score of 68 to 68.

Z-Squad were helped out by a 22 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 130 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 32 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 5 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Matt Prater, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

San Quentin Saints were helped out by a 20 point effort from Joseph Addai, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 78 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 10 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 196 passing yards and 1 passing td.

Compounding the issue, San Quentin Saints could have scored 82 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Sean Boggess left key players like Jason Campbell and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 2-0-2, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 3-0-1.

Coming up in week 4, Z-Squad are at the 1-3 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 28.8-point underdog, while the 1-3 Grid Iron Bullies are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 13-point favorite.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (61) at Squishy Fuzz (108)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE classic, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 108 to 61, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 4 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 47 point victory by a 24 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 421 passing yards and 1 passing td. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 83 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 31 receiving yards.

“We proved we’re the better team,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 289 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 43 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“The best team won today,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 4-0, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-3-1.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-3 Greasy Weasels are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 28.0-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 0-3-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 38.8-point underdog.

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Grid Iron Bullies (64) at The Wondrful Gazonks (47)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, Grid Iron Bullies beat a strong The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 64 to 47.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 17 point victory by a 20 point effort from Julius Jones, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 140 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 4 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 216 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 12 rushing yards.

“This was a confidence booster,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from the Baltimore Ravens Defensive Team. With this performance, the Ravens was the number 2 ranked defensive team for week 3. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Derek Anderson, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 125 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“We don’t care about moral victories,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 89 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Brian Griese and his corresponding 26 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 1-3, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-1-1.

Coming up in week 4, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 1-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 3-0-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 13-point favorite.

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Bad Attitudes (46) at The Undergarments (84)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, The Undergarments embarrassed a hapless Bad Attitudes team by a score of 84 to 46, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 3 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 38 point victory by a 17 point effort from Roddy White, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 119 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, White was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Tony Romo, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 260 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“I was just doing my job,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 204 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Shayne Graham, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“They caught us on an off night,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 3-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-0-2 Z-Squad are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 28.8-point underdog, while the 4-0 Twee Twerps are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.5-point underdog.

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Elvis Impersonators (72) at The Wondrful Gazonks (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE matchup, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 86 to 72.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 14 point victory by a 32 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 140 receiving yards and 3 receiving tds. With this performance, Boldin was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 58 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 45 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of heart,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 153 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from the New York Giants Defensive Team.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 94 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Kurt Warner and his corresponding 27 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 1-0-1, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 1-1 Bad Attitudes are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 34-point favorite, while the 1-1 Vinny’s Gang are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 1-point favorite, while the 0-1-1 The Slim Shaggys are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 9-point favorite, while the 0-2 Grid Iron Bullies are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 19.5-point favorite.

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The Hellfish (87) at Greasy Weasels (120)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Greasy Weasels beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 120 to 87.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 33 point victory by a 22 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 166 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Marshall was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 2. They also got help from a 20 point effort from the Green Bay Packers Defensive Team.

“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Chris Chambers, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 83 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Chambers was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 2. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Terrell Owens, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 89 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

“The best team won today,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 1-1, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, Greasy Weasels are at the 2-0 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 8.5-point favorite, while The Hellfish are at the 1-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 1.5-point favorite, while the 2-0 Twee Twerps are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 26-point favorite, while the 1-1 Vinny’s Gang are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 6.0-point underdog.

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Twee Twerps (78) at The Slim Shaggys (71)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE classic, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 78 to 71.

Twee Twerps were led to their 7 point victory by a 30 point effort from Jay Cutler, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 350 passing yards and 4 passing tds in addition to 6 rushing yards. With this performance, Cutler was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 28 rushing yards in addition to 63 receiving yards.

“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Clinton Portis, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 96 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 3 receiving yards. With this performance, Portis was the number 5 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Plaxico Burress, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 81 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We shot ourselves in the foot,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 2-0, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-1-1.

Coming up in week 3, The Slim Shaggys are at the 1-0-1 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 10.5-point favorite, while Twee Twerps are at the 0-1-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 7.0-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 0-2 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 9-point favorite, while Twee Twerps are at the 1-1 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 26-point favorite.

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Squishy Fuzz (106) at Vinny’s Gang (80)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE showdown, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 106 to 80.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 26 point victory by a 24 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 129 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Johnson was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 2. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Marion Barber, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 63 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 51 receiving yards.

“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 328 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 25 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 160 rushing yards in addition to 20 receiving yards.

“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 2-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 1-1 Greasy Weasels are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 8.5-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 1-0-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 1-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 0-2 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 6.0-point underdog, while the 0-1-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 41.5-point favorite.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (69) at Z-Squad (69)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Z-Squad tied a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 69 to 69.

Z-Squad were helped out by a 15 point effort from Reggie Wayne, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 93 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Willie Parker, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 105 rushing yards.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out by a 22 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 260 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Manning was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 14 point effort from David Akers, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 3 field goals made and 4 extra points.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 87 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Michael Bush and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 1-0-1, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-1-1 The Slim Shaggys are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 10.5-point favorite, while the 2-0 Twee Twerps are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 7.0-point underdog, while the 2-0 San Quentin Saints are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 0.5-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 2-0 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 41.5-point favorite.

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Grid Iron Bullies (63) at The Undergarments (78)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, The Undergarments beat a strong Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 78 to 63.

The Undergarments were led to their 15 point victory by a 24 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 312 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Romo was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Tony Scheffler, who snuck past the San Diego Chargers defense for 64 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Julius Jones, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 127 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 6 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Peyton Manning, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 311 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“They wanted it more than we did,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 84 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Justin Gage and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 1-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-2 The Hellfish are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 1.5-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 2-0 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 22-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 1-0-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 19.5-point favorite, while the 1-1 Bad Attitudes are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 27-point favorite.

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