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Elvis Impersonators (72) at The Wondrful Gazonks (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE matchup, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 86 to 72.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 14 point victory by a 32 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 140 receiving yards and 3 receiving tds. With this performance, Boldin was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 58 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 45 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of heart,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 153 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from the New York Giants Defensive Team.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 94 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Kurt Warner and his corresponding 27 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 1-0-1, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 1-1 Bad Attitudes are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 34-point favorite, while the 1-1 Vinny’s Gang are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 1-point favorite, while the 0-1-1 The Slim Shaggys are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 9-point favorite, while the 0-2 Grid Iron Bullies are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 19.5-point favorite.

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The Hellfish (87) at Greasy Weasels (120)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Greasy Weasels beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 120 to 87.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 33 point victory by a 22 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 166 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Marshall was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 2. They also got help from a 20 point effort from the Green Bay Packers Defensive Team.

“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Chris Chambers, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 83 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Chambers was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 2. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Terrell Owens, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 89 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

“The best team won today,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 1-1, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, Greasy Weasels are at the 2-0 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 8.5-point favorite, while The Hellfish are at the 1-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 1.5-point favorite, while the 2-0 Twee Twerps are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 26-point favorite, while the 1-1 Vinny’s Gang are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 6.0-point underdog.

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Twee Twerps (78) at The Slim Shaggys (71)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE classic, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 78 to 71.

Twee Twerps were led to their 7 point victory by a 30 point effort from Jay Cutler, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 350 passing yards and 4 passing tds in addition to 6 rushing yards. With this performance, Cutler was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 28 rushing yards in addition to 63 receiving yards.

“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Clinton Portis, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 96 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 3 receiving yards. With this performance, Portis was the number 5 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Plaxico Burress, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 81 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We shot ourselves in the foot,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 2-0, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-1-1.

Coming up in week 3, The Slim Shaggys are at the 1-0-1 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 10.5-point favorite, while Twee Twerps are at the 0-1-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 7.0-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 0-2 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 9-point favorite, while Twee Twerps are at the 1-1 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 26-point favorite.

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Squishy Fuzz (106) at Vinny’s Gang (80)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE showdown, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 106 to 80.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 26 point victory by a 24 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 129 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Johnson was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 2. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Marion Barber, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 63 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 51 receiving yards.

“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 328 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 25 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 160 rushing yards in addition to 20 receiving yards.

“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 2-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 1-1 Greasy Weasels are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 8.5-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 1-0-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 1-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 0-2 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 6.0-point underdog, while the 0-1-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 41.5-point favorite.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (69) at Z-Squad (69)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Z-Squad tied a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 69 to 69.

Z-Squad were helped out by a 15 point effort from Reggie Wayne, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 93 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Willie Parker, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 105 rushing yards.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out by a 22 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 260 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Manning was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 14 point effort from David Akers, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 3 field goals made and 4 extra points.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 87 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Michael Bush and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 1-0-1, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-1-1 The Slim Shaggys are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 10.5-point favorite, while the 2-0 Twee Twerps are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 7.0-point underdog, while the 2-0 San Quentin Saints are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 0.5-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 2-0 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 41.5-point favorite.

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Grid Iron Bullies (63) at The Undergarments (78)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, The Undergarments beat a strong Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 78 to 63.

The Undergarments were led to their 15 point victory by a 24 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 312 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Romo was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Tony Scheffler, who snuck past the San Diego Chargers defense for 64 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Julius Jones, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 127 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 6 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Peyton Manning, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 311 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“They wanted it more than we did,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 84 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Justin Gage and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 1-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-2 The Hellfish are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 1.5-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 2-0 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 22-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 1-0-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 19.5-point favorite, while the 1-1 Bad Attitudes are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 27-point favorite.

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San Quentin Saints (65) at Bad Attitudes (20)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, San Quentin Saints embarrassed a hapless Bad Attitudes team by a score of 65 to 20.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 45 point victory by a 19 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 281 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 20 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 110 receiving yards.

“I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 6 point effort from Kevin Smith, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 40 rushing yards in addition to 21 receiving yards. They also got help from a 4 point effort from Justin Fargas, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 43 rushing yards.

“It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 2-0, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, Bad Attitudes are at the 0-2 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 34-point favorite, while the 0-2 Grid Iron Bullies are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 22-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 1-0-1 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 0.5-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 1-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 27-point favorite.

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Squishy Fuzz (102) at Elvis Impersonators (85)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE rivalry, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 102 to 85.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 17 point victory by a 26 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 343 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Marion Barber, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 80 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 21 receiving yards.

“This win is for all the fans,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 34 point effort from Michael Turner, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 220 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 6 receiving yards. With this performance, Turner was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Brett Favre, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 194 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“We shot ourselves in the foot,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 1-0, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, Elvis Impersonators are at the 0-0-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 17.0-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 1-0 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.0-point underdog.

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Vinny’s Gang (72) at Greasy Weasels (71)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Vinny’s Gang squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 72 to 71.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 1 point victory by a 20 point effort from Frank Gore, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 96 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 55 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 6 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 178 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 35 rushing yards.

“Our fans were the 12th man today,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Jon Kitna, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 262 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Kitna was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Earnest Graham, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 91 rushing yards in addition to 27 receiving yards.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 84 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Chris Johnson and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 1-0, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 The Hellfish are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 18-point favorite, while the 1-0 Squishy Fuzz are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.0-point underdog.

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The Slim Shaggys (68) at The Wondrful Gazonks (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE matchup, The Wondrful Gazonks tied a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 68 to 68.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out by a 21 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 91 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 1 receiving yards. With this performance, Westbrook was the number 5 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Antonio Gates, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 61 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out by a 13 point effort from Plaxico Burress, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 133 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 137 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 17 rushing yards.

Adding salt to the wound, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 74 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like DeAngelo Williams and his corresponding 8 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 0-0-1, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 Elvis Impersonators are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 17.0-point underdog, while the 1-0 Twee Twerps are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 7-point favorite.

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