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Round 1 Playoffs Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Bad Attitudes (97) at Elvis Impersonators (136)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 9, 2013) In a week 14 UFFLE showdown, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 136 to 97, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,085. With their 136 points, Elvis Impersonators is now the proud record-holder of the 4th-highest weekly point total in league history.

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Josh McCown

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 39 point victory by a 37 point effort from Josh McCown, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 348 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 16 rushing yards. With this performance, McCown was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 151 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 8 receiving yards.

“The important thing is that we won,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 313 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Joique Bell, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 69 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 58 receiving yards.

“We beat ourselves,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Bad Attitudes drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 14.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 8-5, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 8-5.

Coming up in week 15, Elvis Impersonators are at the 8-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 7.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Bad Attitudes 97 Elvis Impersonators 136
Grid Iron Bullies 123 Vinny’s Gang 82
Squishy Fuzz (bye)
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (bye)

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Round 1 Playoffs Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

The Undergarments (109) at Bad Attitudes (92)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 10, 2012) In a week 14 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, The Undergarments beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 109 to 92, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,280.

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Marshawn Lynch

The Undergarments were led to their 17 point victory by a 30 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 128 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs. With this performance, Lynch was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Danario Alexander, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 88 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 165 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD. With this performance, Charles was the number 4 ranked running back for week 14. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the New York Giants defense for 354 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 127 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Knowshon Moreno and his corresponding 21 points on the bench.

Bad Attitudes drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 14.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 8-5, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 15, The Undergarments are at the 8-5 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 7.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 75 Z-Squad 106
The Undergarments 109 Bad Attitudes 92
Greasy Weasels (Bye)
Vinny’s Gang (Bye)

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Round 1 Playoffs Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Squishy Fuzz (104) at Bad Attitudes (91)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 12, 2011) In a week 14 UFFLE showdown, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 104 to 91, extending the losing streak for Bad Attitudes to 3 games.

Greene, Shonn NYJ RB
Shonn Greene

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 13 point victory by a 23 point effort from Shonn Greene, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 129 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 58 receiving yards. With this performance, Greene was the number 2 ranked running back for week 14. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 337 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards.

“We snatched victory out of the jaws of defeat,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 160 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Gronkowski was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 149 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Coming up in week 15, the 14-2 San Quentin Saints are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 6.5-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 99 The Hellfish 111
Squishy Fuzz 104 Bad Attitudes 91
Vinny’s Gang (Bye)
San Quentin Saints (Bye)

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Round 1 Playoffs Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Elvis Impersonators (68) at Greasy Weasels (105)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 13, 2010) In a week 14 UFFLE rivalry, Greasy Weasels embarrassed a hapless Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 105 to 68.

Johnson, Andre HOU WR
Andre Johnson

Greasy Weasels were led to their 37 point victory by a 26 point effort from Andre Johnson, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 140 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Johnson was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 14. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Chris Johnson, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 111 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 68 receiving yards.

“It was a workman-like effort,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 30 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 112 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 12 receiving yards. With this performance, Turner was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Peyton Hillis, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 108 rushing yards in addition to 10 receiving yards.

“I don’t want to point fingers,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 11-6, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 8-9.

Coming up in week 15, the 14-2 Z-Squad are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 4.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Bad Attitudes 71 San Quentin Saints 100
Elvis Impersonators 68 Greasy Weasels 105
Vinny’s Gang (Bye)
Z-Squad (Bye)

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Playoffs Round 1

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 14, 2009) In a week 14 UFFLE matchup, San Quentin Saints beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 120 to 90, extending the winning streak for San Quentin Saints to 4 games. With their 120 points, San Quentin Saints is now the proud record-holder of the 21st-highest weekly point total in league history.

Jackson, DeSean PHI WR
DeSean Jackson

San Quentin Saints were led to their 30 point victory by a 29 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who tore apart the New York Giants defense for 178 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Jackson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Ray Rice, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 166 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 53 receiving yards.

“A win is a win,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 97 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 40 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 4 ranked running back for week 14. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Derrick Mason, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 94 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We shot ourselves in the foot,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 14.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 10-6, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 9-7.

Coming up in week 15, the 11-5 The Wondrful Gazonks are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 5.4-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 90 San Quentin Saints 120
Greasy Weasels 136 The Undergarments 59

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The Slim Shaggys (92) at Twee Twerps (97)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 8, 2008) In a week 14 UFFLE showdown, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 97 to 92, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,221.

Twee Twerps were led to their 5 point victory by a 21 point effort from Jay Cutler, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 286 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 16 rushing yards. With this performance, Cutler was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 14. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 117 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“This was a confidence booster,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 30 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 186 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 6 receiving yards. With this performance, Williams was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 55 rushing yards in addition to 47 receiving yards.

“We got a wake-up call,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 101 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like the Indianapolis Colts Defensive Team and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

The Slim Shaggys drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 14.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 10-5-1, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 8-5-3.

Coming up in week 15, the 11-4-1 Elvis Impersonators are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 8.9-point underdog.

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Z-Squad (48) at San Quentin Saints (66)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 8, 2008) In a week 14 UFFLE rivalry, San Quentin Saints beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 66 to 48, extending the losing streak for Z-Squad to 3 games.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 18 point victory by a 20 point effort from Shaun Hill, who got by the New York Jets defense for 285 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 8 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from John Carlson, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 69 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 12 point effort from David Garrard, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 178 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 11 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Frank Gore, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 52 rushing yards in addition to 13 receiving yards.

“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Compounding the issue, Z-Squad could have scored 67 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Jeff Garcia and his corresponding 22 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 11-3-2, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 9-5-2.

Coming up in week 15, the 12-3-1 Squishy Fuzz are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 10.2-point underdog.

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