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Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Grid Iron Bullies (87) at Squishy Fuzz (96)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 16, 2013) In a week 15 UFFLE classic, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 96 to 87, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,791 at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.

Jackson, DeSean PHI WR
DeSean Jackson

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 9 point victory by a 25 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who tore apart the Minnesota Vikings defense for 195 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Jackson was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 15. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Rashad Jennings, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 91 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 12 receiving yards.

“It’s tough to win in a hostile environment,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Andrew Luck, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 180 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 29 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Marques Colston, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 92 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Grid Iron Bullies drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 15.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 9-4, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 8-5.

Coming up in week 16, Squishy Fuzz are at the 8-5 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 20.1-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 87 Squishy Fuzz 96
Elvis Impersonators 159 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 80

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Z-Squad (74) at Vinny’s Gang (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 17, 2012) In a week 15 UFFLE rivalry, Vinny’s Gang beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 94 to 74, extending the winning streak for Vinny’s Gang to 4 games.

Jones, Julio ATL WR
Julio Jones

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 20 point victory by a 20 point effort from Julio Jones, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 74 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 18 rushing yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 15. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Alfred Morris, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 87 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 6 receiving yards.

“We feed off the energy of our fans,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the New York Giants defense for 270 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 12 point effort from the Seattle Seahawks Defensive Team.

“My hat’s off to them,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 7-6, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 8-5.

Coming up in week 16, the 8-5 The Undergarments are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 10-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Undergarments 83 Greasy Weasels 58
Z-Squad 74 Vinny’s Gang 94

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Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Vinny’s Gang (102) at The Hellfish (96)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 19, 2011) In a week 15 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Vinny’s Gang squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 102 to 96, extending the winning streak for Vinny’s Gang to 6 games.

Stafford, Matthew DET QB
Matthew Stafford

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 6 point victory by a 31 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who tore apart the Oakland Raiders defense for 391 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. With this performance, Stafford was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 15. They also got help from a 28 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the New York Jets defense for 102 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs.

“We feel fortunate,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Donald Brown, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 161 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 2 receiving yards. With this performance, Brown was the number 4 ranked running back for week 15. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 330 passing yards.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Coming up in week 16, Vinny’s Gang are at the 14-2 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 6.9-point favorite.

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Vinny’s Gang 102 The Hellfish 96
San Quentin Saints 131 Squishy Fuzz 95

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Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Z-Squad (94) at Greasy Weasels (78)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 20, 2010) In a week 15 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Z-Squad beat a strong Greasy Weasels team by a score of 94 to 78, extending the winning streak for Z-Squad to 3 games.

Vick, Michael PHI QB
Michael Vick

Z-Squad were led to their 16 point victory by a 40 point effort from Michael Vick, who got by the New York Giants defense for 242 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 130 rushing yards. With this performance, Vick was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 15. In addition, Vick entered the UFFLE Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 17th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Rashard Mendenhall, who got by the New York Jets defense for 100 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Matt Schaub, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 325 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Chris Johnson, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 130 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 7 receiving yards.

“There were too many defensive lapses,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 100 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like LeGarrette Blount and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

Coming up in week 16, the 11-5 Vinny’s Gang are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 13.1-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 75 San Quentin Saints 56
Z-Squad 94 Greasy Weasels 78

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Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 21, 2009) In a week 15 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 97 to 89, extending the winning streak for Greasy Weasels to 6 games.

Romo, Tony DAL QB
Tony Romo

Greasy Weasels were led to their 8 point victory by a 20 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 312 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 21 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Andre Johnson, who tore apart the St. Louis Rams defense for 196 receiving yards.

“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Dallas Clark, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 95 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Clark was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 15. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Matt Schaub, who tore apart the St. Louis Rams defense for 367 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“My hat’s off to them,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 118 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Maurice Morris and his corresponding 21 points on the bench.

Elvis Impersonators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 12 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 15.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 10-6, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 13-3.

Coming up in week 16, Greasy Weasels are at the 10-6 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 9.7-point underdog.

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The Wondrful Gazonks 66 San Quentin Saints 86
Elvis Impersonators 89 Greasy Weasels 97

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Elvis Impersonators (74) at Twee Twerps (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 15, 2008) In a week 15 UFFLE showdown, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 74 to 68, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,597.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 6 point victory by a 24 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 152 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 30 receiving yards. With this performance, Turner was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 15. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 270 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 165 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, Smith was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 15. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Steven Jackson, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 91 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 36 receiving yards.

“Turnovers killed us,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Causing further embarrassment, Twee Twerps could have scored 97 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Antonio Bryant and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 11-4-1, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 10-5-1.

Coming up in week 16, the 12-3-1 Squishy Fuzz are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 3.3-point underdog.

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Squishy Fuzz (88) at San Quentin Saints (78)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 15, 2008) In a week 15 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong San Quentin Saints team by a score of 88 to 78, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,859.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 10 point victory by a 17 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 232 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 110 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“I was just doing my job,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 290 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Marques Colston, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 84 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“They out-hustled us,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

San Quentin Saints drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 15.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 12-3-1, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 11-3-2.

Coming up in week 16, Squishy Fuzz are at the 11-4-1 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 3.3-point underdog.