What a wild ending to the season. The Western and Central Divisions were almost set before the final week, but the Eastern Division was anybody’s. With Vinny’s Gang winning, that left only two playoff spots open to four teams in the Eastern Division. The Grid Iron Bullies played the spoiler and knocked off the Squishy Fuzz, and the Bad Attitudes lost a heart breaker by one point to the Elvis Impersonators. The Undergarments beat the Central Division champs Z-Squad to capture the Eastern Division title. The San Quentin Saints had to beat the Western Division champs Greasy Weasels to obtain the final sixth seed.
No Playoff Update This Week
I don’t have time to write my weekly commentary about all the games this week. I started looking into the playoff race, but there are too many teams at 8-7. The tie-breaking gets complicated quickly and I don’t have the time to go through all the possibilities. It will be much clearer next week.
Updates Will Be Late
My weekly update will be late due to a family emergency. Everybody is doing good now though.
Week 12 Matchups
The Undergarments vs. Elvis Impersonators
This is a big game for both teams. The Elvis Impersonators are a game back in the Wild Card race, and The Undergarments are in a tight battle for first in the Eastern Division. The series is tied 3-3.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts vs. The Slim Shaggys
The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are two games back in the Central Division with three to play. They are basically playing for a Wild Card spot. They are right in the think of things and need wins to stay there. The Slim Shaggys are the only team that is mathematically out of the playoffs at this point. The Slim Shaggys lead the series 5-2.
Greasy Weasels vs. Vinny’s Gang
The Greasy Weasels have clinched a playoff spot. They just need one more win to win their division and secure a first round bye. Vinny’s Gang are three games back with three to play. They are a long shot at winning the Western Division. This game is a must win if they want to keep their slim division champ hopes alive. The Greasy Weasels lead the series 10-6.
The Hellfish vs. Z-Squad
The Hellfish pretty much have to win the final three games for a slim chance at a Wild Card spot. Z-Squad needs just one more win to become Central Division Champions, and are the front runners at getting a first round bye. Z-Squad lead the series 6-0.
San Quentin Saints vs. The Wondrful Gazonks
The San Quentin Saints had a rough start to the season, but they are now in a three way tie for first place in the Eastern Division. The Wondrful Gazonks may be in last place in the Central Division, but they are only a half game out in the Wild Card race. The San Quentin Saints lead the series 4-1.
Twee Twerps vs. Grid Iron Bullies
The Twee Twerps have been struggling of late. They have lost four straight games and went from division champ hopefuls to Wild Card hopefuls. The Grid Iron Bullies are basically eliminated. I haven’t looked at all the matchups to see if they are mathematically out if it, but they are pretty damn close. The Twee Twerps lead the series 3-1.
Squishy Fuzz vs. Bad Attitudes
This is a huge game in the Eastern Division. The Squishy Fuzz are in a three way tie for first place and the Bad Attitudes are just one game back. These final three games will decide everything in the Eastern Division. The Bad Attitudes lead the series 8-5.
The Hellfish vs. Elvis Impersonators
The Elvis Impersonators are a game back in the Wild Card race that includes almost every other team. They needs wins to stay in that race. The Hellfish are two game out of the race and are a long shot at getting a Wild Card spot. The Series is tied 6-6-1.
Twee Twerps vs. Greasy Weasels
The Twee Twerps need wins if they are to get a Wild Card spot. The Greasy Weasels just need one more win to clinch a division title and first round bye. The Twee Twerps lead the series 4-1.
The Slim Shaggys vs. Vinny’s Gang
Vinny’s Gang’s chance at a division title is slim. They need wins for a possible Wild Card spot. The Slim Shaggys are playing the spoiler. The Slim Shaggys lead the series 10-6.
Z-Squad vs. The Wondrful Gazonks
Z-Squad needs just one more win to become Central Division Champions for the second straight year. The Wondrful Gazonks need wins to stay in the mess that is the Wild Card race. Z-Squad lead the series 14-3.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts vs. The Undergarments
Both these teams have the same record. The Undergarments are in a three way tie for first in the Eastern Division. The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are playing for a Wild Card spot. This could be an important tie-breaker game if both teams end up looking for a Wild Card spot. The Undergarments lead the series 4-3.
Grid Iron Bullies vs. Bad Attitudes
The Bad Attitudes are just a game out of first in the Eastern Division and a Wild Card spot. They desperately need wins. The Grid Iron Bullies are playing the spoiler. The Bad Attitudes lead the series 6-5.
Squishy Fuzz vs. San Quentin Saints
Both of these teams are tied for first in the crazy Eastern Division. With three games to play, there are still four teams that have a shot at winning the Eastern Division. Chances are not all four are going to even make the playoffs. These final three games will be interesting. The San Quentin Saints lead the series 9-4.
Week 11 Results
Greasy Weasels 82 Elvis Impersonators 66
The Greasy Weasels got their 100th win. They didn’t have their greatest game, but the Elvis Impersonators continue to struggle without LJ in their lineup.
The Hellfish 94 Squishy Fuzz 56
The Hellfish pulled out the upset without getting much production from his running backs at all. Thankfully for the Squishy Fuzz, The Hellfish also beat The Undergarments.
The Wondrful Gazonks 77 Vinny’s Gang 40
Vince Young did it all Monday night, running and passing, but The Wondrful Gazonks didn’t even need it. Vinny’s Gang had a horrible game without Adrian Peterson.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 102 Twee Twerps 56
The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts picked a great week to break the century mark. They moved into second place in the Central Division with a 7-6 record. The Twee Twerps picked a bad week to lay an egg. They fall to 6-6-1 and are now a half game behind the Hot Buttered Moose Nuts in the Central Division.
Grid Iron Bullies 79 The Slim Shaggys 64
The Grid Iron Bullies get the win in a game that doesn’t mean much in a week that is filled with important games.
Bad Attitudes 112 The Undergarments 89
The New England Pat…..err I mean Bad Attitudes pulled out this divisional upset and picked a great week to be the highest scoring team. They are now just one game out of a three way tie for first place in the crazily competitive Eastern Division.
San Quentin Saints 110 Z-Squad 85
Terrell Owens made the San Quentin Saints almost unbeatable. It was a tough loss for Z-Squad, but thankfully the Twee Twerps laid and egg this week and they now have a two game lead over the Hot Buttered Moose Nuts.
Greasy Weasels 72 The Slim Shaggys 64
The Greasy Weasels get career win number 101 and continue to dominate The Slim Shaggys. The Greasy Weasels now have the best record in the league at 10-3.
Z-Squad 85 Vinny’s Gang 40
Z-Squad needed this win to keep their two game lead in the Central Division. Vinny’s Gang struggled this week with the other Adrian Peterson. They really missed their other Adrian Peterson.
The Hellfish 94 The Undergarments 89
The Hellfish pulled out the double upset this week against both Eastern Division leaders. The Undergarments had a good game, but some bad matchups. They missed out on a good chance to take the lead in the Eastern Division.
Elvis Impersonators 66 Twee Twerps 56
The Elvis Impersonators are just looking for wins for a possible wild card spot. The Twee Twerps had a tough week and might also be looking at a wild card spot.
The Wondrful Gazonks 77 Squishy Fuzz 56
The Wondrful Gazonks needed a little from Vince Young to pull out this upset. They got much more than a little. The Wondrful Gazonks are back to .500 at 6-6-1 and are now back in the wild card hunt.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 102 Grid Iron Bullies 79
The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts had a great week. They moved into second place in the Central Division, but are probably looking for a wild card spot. They are two games back with three to play.
Bad Attitudes 112 San Quentin Saints 110
The Bad Attitudes though they were beat after Terrell Owens scored four touchdowns, but then Randy Moss goes and scores four touchdowns and they get the win by two points. That crazy field goal in Baltimore also made the difference in this game. It looks the the Bad Attitudes got their luck back just in time. The top four teams in the Eastern Division still have a shot at the division title with just three game to go.
Week 11 Matchups
Greasy Weasels vs. Elvis Impersonators
The Greasy Weasels have 99 career wins and would love to get win 100 verses their biggest rival. The Elvis Impersonators are three games back with five to play, so their chance at winning the division isn’t good. They need wins for a shot at a wild card spot. The Greasy Weasels lead the series 9-8.
Squishy Fuzz vs. The Hellfish
The Squishy Fuzz are in a battle for first place in the Eastern Division with The Undergarments, and the San Quentin Saints are just one game back. They can’t afford to lose this one. The Hellfish are all but mathematically eliminated from the playoffs and are trying to be the spoiler. The Hellfish lead the series 3-2.
Vinny’s Gang vs. The Wondrful Gazonks
Vinny’s Gang are just one game back in the Western Division. The Wondrful Gazonks are a long shot at getting a wild card spot, but another loss would all but eliminate them. Vinny’s Gang lead the series 5-4.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts vs. Twee Twerps
The Twee Twerps are coming off one of their worst games ever. They are only a game and half behind Z-Squad, so they still have time to catch them. The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are three games back with five to play, so they are pretty much playing for a wild card spot. The Twee Twerps lead the series 10-1.
The Slim Shaggys vs. Grid Iron Bullies
Both of these teams are sitting at the bottom of their division with 3-8 records. Both don’t have much of a shot at making the playoffs. The Slim Shaggys lead the series 3-1.
Bad Attitudes vs. The Undergarments
This is as big Eastern Division matchup. The Undergarments need the win to stay in first place. The Bad Attitudes need a win to keep their wild card hopes alive. The Undergarments lead the series 8-5.
Z-Squad vs. San Quentin Saints
This is a big game for the San Quentin Saints. They are just a game behind The Undergarments and Squishy Fuzz in the Eastern Division. The San Quentin Saints lead the series 5-0-1.
The Slim Shaggys vs. Greasy Weasels
The Greasy Weasels are looking for their 100th win. The Slim Shaggys trying to be the spoiler. The Greasy Weasels lead the series 12-5.
Z-Squad vs. Vinny’s Gang
Vinny’s Gang have a tough game here verses the first place Z-Squad, but then need a win if they are to catch the Greasy Weasels in the Western Division. The series is tied 4-4.
The Undergarments vs. The Hellfish
The Undergarments need a win to stay in first place in the Eastern Division. The Hellfish are going to try and spoil their plan. The series is tied 2-2.
Elvis Impersonators vs. Twee Twerps
The Twee Twerps need a win if they are going to catch Z-Squad in the Central Division. The Elvis Impersonators need a win to keep their wild card hopes alive. The Elvis Impersonators lead the series 4-3.
The Wondrful Gazonks vs. Squishy Fuzz
The Squishy Fuzz need to keep winning to stay ahead of The Undergarments. The Wondrful Gazonks plan to prevent that. The Wondrful Gazonks lead the series 6-5.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts vs. Grid Iron Bullies
The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are playing for a wild card spot. The Grid Iron Bullies are playing the spoiler. The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts lead the series 3-2.
Bad Attitudes vs. San Quentin Saints
The San Quentin Saints need a win to catch The Undergarments and Squishy Fuzz in the Eastern Division. The Bad Attitudes need a win to keep their wild card hopes alive. The San Quentin Saints lead the series 9-4.
Week 10 Results
Greasy Weasels 72 The Hellfish 59
Matt Hasselbeck got enough on Monday night for the Greasy Weasels to pull out the win. With Vinny’s Gang losing this week, the Greasy Weasels are now alone atop the Western Division. The Hellfish Missed Tom Brady and Shaun Alexander this week. They kept it close, but just didn’t have enough.
San Quentin Saints 122 The Slim Shaggys 90
The San Quentin Saints were the highest scoring team this week. Everybody had a great game for them. The Slim Shaggys also had a great game putting up 90 points, but nobody was beating the San Quentin Saints this week. The Undergarments and Squishy Fuzz both won though, so the San Quentin Saints still remain one game back in the Eastern Division.
Elvis Impersonators 57 Vinny’s Gang 51
The Elvis Impersonators aren’t ready to play the spoiler just yet, but this week they did. It wasn’t pretty, but they squeaked out the win over Vinny’s Gang. It was a tough loss for Vinny’s Gang, but the loss of Adrian Peterson is probably going to hurt worse.
The Wondrful Gazonks 105 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 24
This might have been the biggest blowout in UFFLE history. The Wondrful Gazonk broke the century mark for only their third time and the Hot Buttered Moose Nuts had the third worst scoring game in their history.
Z-Squad 108 Twee Twerps 47
Z-Squad reached the century mark and completed the sweep of the Twee Twerps this season. They now have a game and a half lead in the Central Division. The Twee Twerps have lost two straight game, but still have plenty of time to catch Z-Squad in the Central Division.
Squishy Fuzz 58 Bad Attitudes 41
The Squishy Fuzz didn’t have a great game, but they still got the win and remain in first place in the Eastern Division. It was a tough week for the Bad Attitudes. They lost some great players because of a bye and Marvin Harrison didn’t play either.
The Undergarments 82 Grid Iron Bullies 70
The Undergarments get the win and remain in a first place tie with the Squishy Fuzz in the Eastern Division. The Grid Iron Bullies lost their third straight game, and fall to 3-8.
Week 10 Matchups
The Hellfish vs. Greasy Weasels
This is the first of four straight divisional games for the Greasy Weasels. These are key games if the Greasy Weasels are to win the Western Division. The Hellfish are all but out of the playoff race, but they still have a chance to finish above .500. The Greasy Weasels lead the series 10-3.
San Quentin Saints vs. The Slim Shaggys
The San Quentin Saints haven’t had the best season, but they are still fighting. They will be in a first play tie in the Eastern Division if the Squishy Fuzz and The Undergarments both lose this week. The Slim Shaggys are ready to play the spoiler though. The San Quentin Saints lead the series 3-1.
Elvis Impersonators vs. Vinny’s Gang
This is a big divisional game for the Elvis Impersonators. If they lose this week, their playoff chances won’t look very good. Vinny’s Gang need the win to stay in a first place tie and possibly move into first place all alone. The Elvis Impersonators lead the series 12-6-1.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts vs. The Wondrful Gazonks
Both of these teams are looking up in the Central Division. The Division might be out of reach for the Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, but if they can put together a little winning streak, they may have a shot at a Wild Card spot. The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts lead the series 8-7.
Z-Squad vs. Twee Twerps
This is the biggest matchup of the week. The winner will be in first place in the Central Division. Z-Squad won the first matchup, but since the Twee Twerps had a tie game, the tie-breaker will probably not come into play. Z-Squad lead the series 7-4.
Bad Attitudes vs. Squishy Fuzz
The Squishy Fuzz need a win if they are to stay in first place in the Eastern Division. The Bad Attitudes may only be 4-6, but still have a shot. This is a must win game for them. A win and they are only one game behind the Squishy Fuzz. A loss and they might as well start thinking about next season’s keepers. The Bad Attitudes lead the series 8-4.
Grid Iron Bullies vs. The Undergarments
The Undergarments need a win to stay in a first place tie, or possible take over first place if the Squishy Fuzz lose. The season is all but over for the Grid Iron Bullies, but that isn’t going to stop them from playing the spoiler. The Undergarments lead the series 8-3.
Week 9 Results
The Slim Shaggys 92 Elvis Impersonators 68
Drew Brees lit it up as The Slim Shaggys pulled out the upset. The Slim Shaggys may not have a great shot at making the playoffs, but that isn’t going to stop them from playing the part of a spoiler. This loss is going to make it tough for the Elvis Impersonators to make the playoffs.
Vinny’s Gang 119 Grid Iron Bullies 114
The Grid Iron Bullies had a great game. Sadly they lost while scoring 114 points. Adrian Peterson was just too much. His 48 points is tied for second most ever in a regular season game.
Z-Squad 68 The Wondrful Gazonks 67
Z-Squad got just enough from Willie Parker on Monday night to squeak out this surprisingly close game. They now have a half game lead in the Central Division.
Squishy Fuzz 76 Greasy Weasels 71
Squishy Fuzz squeaked out the win to remain in a first place tie in the Eastern Division. It was a tough bye week for the Greasy Weasels, and the loss puts them in a first place tie in the Western Division.
The Undergarments 103 Twee Twerps 51
Jamal Lewis didn’t get many yards, but his four touchdowns help The Undergarments crack the century mark and get this win. With the win The Undergarments remain in a first place tie in the Eastern Division. With the loss the Twee Twerps dropped to second place in the Central Division.
Bad Attitudes 104 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 84
No bad luck this week for the Bad Attitudes. They cracked the century mark and beat a high scoring Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team. The Bad Attitudes are only two games back in the Eastern Division and need to get a little run going if they are to make the playoffs.
San Quentin Saints 99 The Hellfish 50
With this win the San Quentin Saints are back to .500 and just one game out of first place in the Eastern Division. The Hellfish fall to 3-7 and are in the same boat as The Slim Shaggys in the Western Division.
Week 9 Matchups
Elvis Impersonators vs. The Slim Shaggys
The Elvis Impersonators have lost two straight games, and can’t afford to lose too many more if they want to make the playoffs. The Elvis Impersonators lead the series 11-5-1.
Grid Iron Bullies vs. Vinny’s Gang
Vinny’s Gang dropped out of their first play tie with last weeks loss. A win this week could get them back into a first place tie. The Grid Iron Bullies only have a 3-6 record, but remain only two games out of first. Vinny’s Gang lead the series 2-1-1.
The Wondrful Gazonks vs. Z-Squad
This is a big for The Wondrful Gazonks. They are three games back in the Central Division and could gain some ground with this divisional win this week. A loss by The Wondrful Gazonk would all but bury them in the Central Division. Z-Squad lead the series 13-3.
Greasy Weasels vs. Squishy FuzzÂ
This is a matchup between two first place teams that each have a team right behind them in the standings. Greasy Weasels lead the series 8-1-1.
Twee Twerps vs. The Undergarments
The Twee Twerps are still hanging onto their half game lead in the Central Division. The Undergarments need a win to stay tied or even take over the lead in the Eastern Division. The Twee Twerps lead the series 6-1.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts vs. Bad Attitudes
The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are having their best season in recent memory. They are 5-4 and only a game and a half out if first place. The Bad Attitudes are having one of the unluckiest seasons in recent memory. They are the top scoring team in the Eastern Division, yet they are in last place. Bad Attitudes lead the series 4-2-1.
The Hellfish vs. San Quentin Saints
The San Quentin Saints are only a game out of first despite only having a 4-5 record. The Hellfish are struggling in the Western Division with a 3-6 record they are four games back. The Hellfish lead the series 4-1.