The Slim Shaggys’ Keepers

The Slim Shaggys will be keeping Clinton Portis, Chris Chambers, and Maurice Jones-Drew. They will be giving up their 1st, 3rd, and 8th round picks.

More Keepers Announced

Elvis Impersonators will be keeping Larry Johnson, Carson Palmer, and Roy Williams. They will be giving up their 2nd, 4th, and 6th round picks.

Squishy Fuzz will be keeping Javon Walker, Marion Barber, and Jon Kitna. They will be giving up their 3rd, 7th, and 8th round picks.

The Undergarments will be keeping Ladainian Tomlinson, Steve Smith, and Lee Evans. They will be giving up their 1st, 2nd, and 4th round picks.

Bad Attitudes Keepers

The Bad Attitudes have announced their keepers. They will be keeping Laurence Maroney, Willis McGahee, and Deion Branch. They will be giving up their 4th, 5th, and 6th round picks.

Free Agents

A few people have emailed me that they wanted to know what players will be free agents this year and wont be able to be kept by their current team. There are only three this year. They are:

Brian Westbrook – Twee Twerps
Randy Moss – Twee Twerps
Rudi Johnson – Vinny’s Gang