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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (56) at Z-Squad (91)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Z-Squad embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 91 to 56.

Z-Squad were led to their 35 point victory by a 31 point effort from Willie Parker, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 138 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds. With this performance, Parker was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Reggie Wayne, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 86 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 216 passing yards. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Sidney Rice, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 31 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We got a wake-up call,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 1-0, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 35-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 1-0 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 35-point favorite.

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Grid Iron Bullies (52) at Bad Attitudes (69)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Bad Attitudes beat a strong Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 69 to 52.

Bad Attitudes were led to their 17 point victory by a 17 point effort from Randy Moss, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 116 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Moss was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 1. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Joe Flacco, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 129 passing yards in addition to 37 rushing yards.

“This win is for all the fans,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 257 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Roy Williams, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 47 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“Give them all the credit,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 1-0, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 0-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 13-point favorite, while the 1-0 San Quentin Saints are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 25.0-point underdog.

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The Undergarments (65) at San Quentin Saints (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, San Quentin Saints embarrassed a hapless The Undergarments team by a score of 94 to 65.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 29 point victory by a 27 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who tore apart the St. Louis Rams defense for 361 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, McNabb was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Thomas Jones, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 101 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 2 receiving yards.

“It was a hard-fought contest,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 320 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Ladainian Tomlinson, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 97 rushing yards in addition to 15 receiving yards.

“It just wasn’t meant to be,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 1-0, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 Grid Iron Bullies are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 13-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 1-0 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 25.0-point underdog.

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