Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (62) at Bad Attitudes (66)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE battle, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 66 to 62, extending the losing streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 10 games.

Bad Attitudes were led to their 4 point victory by a 19 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 210 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Bernard Berrian, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 122 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We weren’t going to just lie down,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Joe Flacco, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 280 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 15 rushing yards. With this performance, Flacco was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 14 point effort from David Akers, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 2 field goals made and 6 extra points.

“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 85 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Rob Bironas and his corresponding 21 points on the bench.

Bad Attitudes took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 13.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 3-13, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-14-1.

wk13-6.png

Squishy Fuzz (76) at The Undergarments (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Undergarments beat a strong Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 86 to 76, behind the support of 68,320 faithful fans.

The Undergarments were led to their 10 point victory by a 26 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 331 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Romo was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Ladainian Tomlinson, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 24 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 42 receiving yards.

“This win is for all the fans,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 296 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Brees was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 134 rushing yards in addition to 1 receiving yards.

“They out-coached us,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 9-7, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 12-3-1.

wk13-7.png