Twee Twerps (92) at The Undergarments (97)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE matchup, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 97 to 92, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 4 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 5 point victory by a 24 point effort from Tony Romo, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 300 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 7 rushing yards. With this performance, Romo was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Ladainian Tomlinson, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 106 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 9 receiving yards.

“I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Steven Jackson, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 110 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 78 receiving yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 2 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Jay Cutler, who tore apart the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 361 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 6 rushing yards.

“They wanted it more than we did,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 100 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Matt Jones and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 4-1, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 4-1.

Coming up in week 5, Twee Twerps are at the 3-2 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 2.6-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 2-3 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 13-point favorite.

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Grid Iron Bullies (74) at San Quentin Saints (82)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 82 to 74.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 8 point victory by a 18 point effort from Jerricho Cotchery, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 67 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Cotchery was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 4. They also got help from a 16 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 71 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 35 rushing yards.

“It feels great to be world champions,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from JaMarcus Russell, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 277 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 4 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jason Witten, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 90 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We came out flat,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 4-0-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 1-4.

Coming up in week 5, the 1-4 Vinny’s Gang are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 10.2-point favorite, while the 1-4 Bad Attitudes are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 17.2-point favorite.

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