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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (69) at Twee Twerps (96)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Twee Twerps beat a strong Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 96 to 69.

Twee Twerps were led to their 27 point victory by a 35 point effort from Steven Jackson, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 160 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds in addition to 16 receiving yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 122 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“This team shows a lot of heart,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Chester Taylor, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 34 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 48 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Rob Bironas, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 6-2, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-6-1.

Coming up in week 8, Twee Twerps are at the 5-1-2 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 7.5-point underdog, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 3-5 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 0.6-point underdog.

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San Quentin Saints (64) at The Wondrful Gazonks (71)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE classic, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough San Quentin Saints team by a score of 71 to 64.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 7 point victory by a 19 point effort from Sammy Morris, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 138 rushing yards and 1 rushing td. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Derrick Mason, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“This was a good win for us,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Willis McGahee, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 105 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 47 receiving yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Thomas Jones, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 159 rushing yards.

“We dug ourselves a deep hole,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3-4-1, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 6-1-1.

Coming up in week 8, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 3-5 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 28.5-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 6-2 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 19.4-point favorite.

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Squishy Fuzz (108) at Bad Attitudes (123)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Bad Attitudes beat a strong Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 123 to 108. With their 123 points, Bad Attitudes is now the proud record-holder of the 15th-highest weekly point total in league history.

Bad Attitudes were led to their 15 point victory by a 31 point effort from Mewelde Moore, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 120 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Moore was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 298 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“It was a total team effort,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 154 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Johnson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 19 point effort from the Chicago Bears Defensive Team.

“The best team won today,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 2-6, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 6-2.

Coming up in week 8, the 6-1-1 San Quentin Saints are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 19.4-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 6-2 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 22.8-point favorite.

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