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Z-Squad (89) at Grid Iron Bullies (52)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE classic, Z-Squad embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 89 to 52, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,612.

Z-Squad were led to their 37 point victory by a 17 point effort from Brandon Jacobs, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 117 rushing yards and 1 rushing td. With this performance, Jacobs was the number 4 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Tim Hightower, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 109 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.

“I’m speechless,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 11 point effort from the Arizona Cardinals Defensive Team. With this performance, the Cardinals was the number 4 ranked defensive team for week 9. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Kyle Orton, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 108 passing yards in addition to 7 rushing yards.

“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 6-2-2, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 4-6.

Coming up in week 10, the 4-6 Greasy Weasels are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 23.5-point underdog, while the 7-2-1 Twee Twerps are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 5.1-point underdog.

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The Wondrful Gazonks (77) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (56)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 77 to 56, extending the winning streak for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3 games.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 21 point victory by a 16 point effort from Derek Anderson, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 219 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 8 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 85 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Joe Flacco, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 248 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from David Akers, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“We had our chances but we let them slip away,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 5-4-1, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-8-1.

Coming up in week 10, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 2-8 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 3.5-point favorite, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 2-8 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 0.4-point underdog.

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Twee Twerps (60) at Squishy Fuzz (60)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE rivalry, Squishy Fuzz tied a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 60 to 60, behind the support of 65,079 faithful fans.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out by a 17 point effort from Trent Edwards, who got by the New York Jets defense for 289 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 94 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

Twee Twerps were helped out by a 21 point effort from Jay Cutler, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 307 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Cutler was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Antonio Bryant, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 115 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

Adding salt to the wound, Twee Twerps could have scored 72 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Visanthe Shiancoe and his corresponding 8 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 7-2-1, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 7-2-1.

Coming up in week 10, Twee Twerps are at the 6-2-2 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 5.1-point underdog, while the 7-3 The Undergarments are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 7.8-point favorite.

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