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The Slim Shaggys (82) at The Hellfish (77)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 82 to 77.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 5 point victory by a 24 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 309 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Roethlisberger was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Clinton Portis, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 145 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 13 receiving yards.

“We’re not going to rest on our laurels,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 236 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 36 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 25 receiving yards.

“We had our chances but we let them slip away,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 86 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Shaun Suisham and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 1-4-1, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-4.

Coming up in week 6, The Hellfish are at the 4-2 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 17.7-point favorite, while the 2-4 Greasy Weasels are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 21.2-point underdog.

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The Wondrful Gazonks (63) at The Hellfish (66)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE showdown, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 66 to 63.

The Hellfish were led to their 3 point victory by a 20 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 294 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Terrell Owens, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 71 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 11 rushing yards.

“We played our hearts out,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who beat the New York Jets defense for 119 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Antonio Gates, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 58 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We don’t care about moral victories,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 2-3, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-2-1.

Coming up in week 5, the 0-4-1 The Slim Shaggys are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 9-point favorite, while the 0-4-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at The Wondrful Gazonks.

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The Hellfish (78) at The Undergarments (84)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 84 to 78, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 3 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 6 point victory by a 17 point effort from Roddy White, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 119 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, White was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Tony Romo, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 260 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“We weren’t going to just lie down,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 89 rushing yards in addition to 66 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Fred Taylor, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 121 rushing yards in addition to 9 receiving yards.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 85 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Donald Driver and his corresponding 7 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 3-1, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-1-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12-point favorite, while the 4-0 Twee Twerps are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.5-point underdog.

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Vinny’s Gang (43) at The Hellfish (78)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, The Hellfish embarrassed a hapless Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 78 to 43, extending the losing streak for Vinny’s Gang to 3 games.

The Hellfish were led to their 35 point victory by a 20 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 89 rushing yards in addition to 66 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Fred Taylor, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 121 rushing yards in addition to 9 receiving yards.

“I was just doing my job,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 290 passing yards in addition to 10 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 3. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Nick Folk, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 2 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 1-3, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-2 Elvis Impersonators are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.2-point underdog, while the 2-1-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12-point favorite.

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The Hellfish (87) at Greasy Weasels (120)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Greasy Weasels beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 120 to 87.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 33 point victory by a 22 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 166 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Marshall was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 2. They also got help from a 20 point effort from the Green Bay Packers Defensive Team.

“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Chris Chambers, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 83 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Chambers was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 2. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Terrell Owens, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 89 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

“The best team won today,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 1-1, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, Greasy Weasels are at the 2-0 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 8.5-point favorite, while The Hellfish are at the 1-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 1.5-point favorite, while the 2-0 Twee Twerps are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 26-point favorite, while the 1-1 Vinny’s Gang are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 6.0-point underdog.

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Twee Twerps (61) at The Hellfish (53)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE classic, Twee Twerps beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 61 to 53.

Twee Twerps were led to their 8 point victory by a 22 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 51 rushing yards in addition to 112 receiving yards. With this performance, Bush was the number 4 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Jay Cutler, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 299 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 9 rushing yards.

“We knew what we had to do and went out and did it,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Matt Forte, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 123 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 18 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Terrell Owens, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 72 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Jake Delhomme and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 1-0, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, The Hellfish are at the 0-1 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 18-point favorite, while Twee Twerps are at the 0-0-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 7-point favorite.

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