Squishy Fuzz (76) at The Undergarments (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 1, 2008) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Undergarments beat a strong Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 86 to 76, behind the support of 68,320 faithful fans.

The Undergarments were led to their 10 point victory by a 26 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 331 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Romo was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Ladainian Tomlinson, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 24 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 42 receiving yards.

“This win is for all the fans,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 296 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Brees was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 134 rushing yards in addition to 1 receiving yards.

“They out-coached us,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 9-7, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 12-3-1.

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The Undergarments (86) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (51)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE battle, The Undergarments embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 86 to 51, extending the losing streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 9 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 35 point victory by a 26 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 341 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Romo was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 15 point effort from the Minnesota Vikings Defensive Team.

“I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Joe Flacco, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 183 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 58 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 8-7, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-13-1.

Coming up in week 13, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 2-13 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 3.3-point favorite, while the 12-2-1 Squishy Fuzz are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 12.9-point underdog.

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The Wondrful Gazonks (89) at The Undergarments (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 24, 2008) In a week 12 UFFLE battle, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 89 to 86, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,591.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 3 point victory by a 23 point effort from Tyler Thigpen, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 240 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 29 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from the Baltimore Ravens Defensive Team.

“Everyone counted us out before the season started,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 26 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 341 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Romo was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 12. They also got help from a 15 point effort from the Minnesota Vikings Defensive Team.

“They caught us on an off night,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Undergarments could have scored 91 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Dominic Rhodes and his corresponding 10 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 7-7-1, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 8-7.

Coming up in week 13, the 9-4-2 Z-Squad are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 3.5-point underdog, while the 12-2-1 Squishy Fuzz are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 12.9-point underdog.

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The Undergarments (52) at San Quentin Saints (102)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, San Quentin Saints embarrassed a hapless The Undergarments team by a score of 102 to 52, extending the winning streak for San Quentin Saints to 3 games.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 50 point victory by a 26 point effort from Joseph Addai, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 105 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 48 receiving yards. With this performance, Addai was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 339 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“Everyone counted us out before the season started,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Ladainian Tomlinson, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 57 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 45 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Tony Romo, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 198 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“They out-hustled us,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 9-2-2, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 12, The Undergarments are at the 1-11-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 14.8-point underdog, while San Quentin Saints are at the 9-3-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 0.7-point underdog, while the 6-6-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 11.1-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 10-2-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 12-point favorite.

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The Undergarments (52) at Grid Iron Bullies (53)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 53 to 52, extending the losing streak for The Undergarments to 4 games.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 1 point victory by a 22 point effort from Peyton Manning, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 320 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Manning was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 7 point effort from John Kasay, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 1 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Ladainian Tomlinson, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 57 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 45 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Tony Romo, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 198 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Undergarments could have scored 70 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Ted Ginn Jr. and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

Grid Iron Bullies took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 11.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 5-8, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 12, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 3-9-1 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 1.0-point underdog, while The Undergarments are at the 1-11-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 14.8-point underdog, while the 6-6-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 11.1-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 9-3-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 17.7-point favorite.

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The Undergarments (79) at Squishy Fuzz (87)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 10, 2008) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 87 to 79, behind the support of 68,522 faithful fans.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 8 point victory by a 28 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Atlanta Falcons defense for 422 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 10 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Dustin Keller, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“This win was no fluke,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Brady Quinn, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 239 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Jamal Lewis, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 60 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 24 receiving yards.

“We came out flat,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Undergarments could have scored 94 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Sage Rosenfels and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 8-2-1, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 7-4.

Coming up in week 11, the 4-7 Grid Iron Bullies are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 27.2-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 7-2-2 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 6.5-point underdog, while the 2-9 Bad Attitudes are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 24.7-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 4-7 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 19.4-point underdog.

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Elvis Impersonators (101) at The Undergarments (36)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 3, 2008) In a week 9 UFFLE showdown, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless The Undergarments team by a score of 101 to 36, silencing a partisan crowd of 68,059.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 65 point victory by a 23 point effort from Kurt Warner, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 342 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Warner was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Ronnie Brown, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 59 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 30 receiving yards.

“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 8 point effort from the Minnesota Vikings Defensive Team. They also got help from a 6 point effort from Matt Schaub, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 139 passing yards.

“It’s been a great ride,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 7-3, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 7-3.

Coming up in week 10, Elvis Impersonators are at the 6-2-2 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 14.6-point underdog, while The Undergarments are at the 7-2-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 7.8-point favorite.

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Bad Attitudes (85) at The Undergarments (111)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Undergarments beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 111 to 85, behind the support of 66,923 faithful fans.

The Undergarments were led to their 26 point victory by a 23 point effort from Matt Schaub, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 280 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Schaub was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Roddy White, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 113 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Dallas Clark, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 94 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Clark was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 8. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Mewelde Moore, who got by the New York Giants defense for 84 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 10 receiving yards.

“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 7-2, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 2-7.

Coming up in week 9, the 6-3 Elvis Impersonators are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 3.2-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 3-6 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 21.9-point favorite.

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Vinny’s Gang (64) at The Undergarments (81)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE classic, The Undergarments beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 81 to 64.

The Undergarments were led to their 17 point victory by a 23 point effort from Dominic Rhodes, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 73 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 41 receiving yards. With this performance, Rhodes was the number 6 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Matt Schaub, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 267 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards.

“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 121 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 9 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 186 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“You’ve got to hand it to them,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 6-2, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 2-6.

Coming up in week 8, the 3-4-1 The Slim Shaggys are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 9.9-point underdog, while the 2-6 Bad Attitudes are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 22.8-point favorite.

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