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Twee Twerps (72) at The Wondrful Gazonks (37)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2008) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Twee Twerps embarrassed a hapless The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 72 to 37, extending the losing streak for The Wondrful Gazonks to 4 games.

Twee Twerps were led to their 35 point victory by a 18 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 27 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 40 receiving yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Jay Cutler, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 192 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 22 rushing yards.

“It was a total team effort,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 12 point effort from Sammy Morris, who snuck past the San Diego Chargers defense for 26 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 49 receiving yards. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Antonio Gates, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 35 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“I don’t want to point fingers,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 5-2, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-4-1.

Coming up in week 7, the 1-5-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 21.4-point favorite, while the 6-0-1 San Quentin Saints are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 19.4-point underdog.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (75) at The Wondrful Gazonks (46)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts embarrassed a hapless The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 75 to 46, extending the losing streak for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3 games.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 29 point victory by a 19 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 267 passing yards and 2 passing tds. With this performance, Manning was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Hines Ward, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 90 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We brought our A-game,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from John Carney, who snuck past the Seattle Seahawks defense for 3 field goals made and 5 extra points. With this performance, Carney was the number 2 ranked place kicker for week 5. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 33 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 51 receiving yards.

“I’m really proud of our guys,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 1-4-1, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-3-1.

Coming up in week 6, the 1-5 Vinny’s Gang are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 3.7-point favorite, while the 4-2 Twee Twerps are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 26.3-point underdog.

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The Wondrful Gazonks (63) at The Hellfish (66)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE showdown, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 66 to 63.

The Hellfish were led to their 3 point victory by a 20 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 294 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Terrell Owens, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 71 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 11 rushing yards.

“We played our hearts out,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who beat the New York Jets defense for 119 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Antonio Gates, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 58 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We don’t care about moral victories,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 2-3, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-2-1.

Coming up in week 5, the 0-4-1 The Slim Shaggys are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 9-point favorite, while the 0-4-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at The Wondrful Gazonks.

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Vinny’s Gang (43) at The Wondrful Gazonks (47)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE rivalry, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 47 to 43, extending the losing streak for Vinny’s Gang to 3 games.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 4 point victory by a 14 point effort from the Baltimore Ravens Defensive Team. With this performance, the Ravens was the number 2 ranked defensive team for week 3. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Derek Anderson, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 125 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“I’m speechless,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 290 passing yards in addition to 10 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 3. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Nick Folk, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 2 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 62 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Laveranues Coles and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 2-1-1, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-2 Elvis Impersonators are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.2-point underdog, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 1-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12-point favorite.

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Grid Iron Bullies (64) at The Wondrful Gazonks (47)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, Grid Iron Bullies beat a strong The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 64 to 47.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 17 point victory by a 20 point effort from Julius Jones, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 140 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 4 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 216 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 12 rushing yards.

“This was a confidence booster,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from the Baltimore Ravens Defensive Team. With this performance, the Ravens was the number 2 ranked defensive team for week 3. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Derek Anderson, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 125 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“We don’t care about moral victories,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 89 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Brian Griese and his corresponding 26 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 1-3, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-1-1.

Coming up in week 4, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 1-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 3-0-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 13-point favorite.

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Elvis Impersonators (72) at The Wondrful Gazonks (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE matchup, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 86 to 72.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 14 point victory by a 32 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 140 receiving yards and 3 receiving tds. With this performance, Boldin was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 58 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 45 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of heart,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Larry Fitzgerald, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 153 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from the New York Giants Defensive Team.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 94 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Kurt Warner and his corresponding 27 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 1-0-1, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 1-1 Bad Attitudes are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 34-point favorite, while the 1-1 Vinny’s Gang are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 1-point favorite, while the 0-1-1 The Slim Shaggys are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 9-point favorite, while the 0-2 Grid Iron Bullies are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 19.5-point favorite.

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The Slim Shaggys (68) at The Wondrful Gazonks (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE matchup, The Wondrful Gazonks tied a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 68 to 68.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out by a 21 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 91 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 1 receiving yards. With this performance, Westbrook was the number 5 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Antonio Gates, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 61 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out by a 13 point effort from Plaxico Burress, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 133 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 137 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 17 rushing yards.

Adding salt to the wound, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 74 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like DeAngelo Williams and his corresponding 8 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 0-0-1, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 Elvis Impersonators are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 17.0-point underdog, while the 1-0 Twee Twerps are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 7-point favorite.

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