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Twee Twerps (74) at Z-Squad (54)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Twee Twerps beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 74 to 54, extending the winning streak for Twee Twerps to 3 games.

Twee Twerps were led to their 20 point victory by a 23 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 117 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Smith was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 8. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Leon Washington, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 67 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 34 receiving yards.

“We feed off the energy of our fans,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Frank Gore, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 94 rushing yards in addition to 65 receiving yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Jeff Garcia, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 227 passing yards in addition to 7 rushing yards.

“They own us,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Compounding the issue, Z-Squad could have scored 84 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like David Garrard and his corresponding 25 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 7-2, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 5-2-2.

Coming up in week 9, Z-Squad are at the 4-5 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 11.6-point underdog, while Twee Twerps are at the 7-2 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 14.9-point favorite.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (69) at Twee Twerps (96)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Twee Twerps beat a strong Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 96 to 69.

Twee Twerps were led to their 27 point victory by a 35 point effort from Steven Jackson, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 160 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds in addition to 16 receiving yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 122 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“This team shows a lot of heart,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Chester Taylor, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 34 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 48 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Rob Bironas, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 6-2, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-6-1.

Coming up in week 8, Twee Twerps are at the 5-1-2 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 7.5-point underdog, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 3-5 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 0.6-point underdog.

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Twee Twerps (72) at The Wondrful Gazonks (37)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2008) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Twee Twerps embarrassed a hapless The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 72 to 37, extending the losing streak for The Wondrful Gazonks to 4 games.

Twee Twerps were led to their 35 point victory by a 18 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 27 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 40 receiving yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Jay Cutler, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 192 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 22 rushing yards.

“It was a total team effort,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 12 point effort from Sammy Morris, who snuck past the San Diego Chargers defense for 26 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 49 receiving yards. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Antonio Gates, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 35 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“I don’t want to point fingers,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 5-2, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-4-1.

Coming up in week 7, the 1-5-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 21.4-point favorite, while the 6-0-1 San Quentin Saints are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 19.4-point underdog.

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Twee Twerps (70) at Elvis Impersonators (87)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 6, 2008) In a week 5 UFFLE battle, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong Twee Twerps team by a score of 87 to 70, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 4 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 17 point victory by a 19 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 250 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Ronnie Brown, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 125 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 8 receiving yards.

“We were really on our game,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 29 rushing yards in addition to 64 receiving yards. With this performance, Bush was the number 5 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jay Cutler, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 227 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 16 rushing yards.

“They own us,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 90 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like T.J. Houshmandzadeh and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 4-2, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 4-2.

Coming up in week 6, the 2-4 The Hellfish are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 17.7-point favorite, while Twee Twerps are at the 2-3-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 26.3-point underdog.

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Twee Twerps (92) at The Undergarments (97)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE matchup, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 97 to 92, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 4 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 5 point victory by a 24 point effort from Tony Romo, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 300 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 7 rushing yards. With this performance, Romo was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Ladainian Tomlinson, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 106 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 9 receiving yards.

“I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Steven Jackson, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 110 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 78 receiving yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 2 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Jay Cutler, who tore apart the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 361 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 6 rushing yards.

“They wanted it more than we did,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 100 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Matt Jones and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 4-1, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 4-1.

Coming up in week 5, Twee Twerps are at the 3-2 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 2.6-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 2-3 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 13-point favorite.

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Twee Twerps (107) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (61)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Twee Twerps embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 107 to 61, extending the winning streak for Twee Twerps to 4 games.

Twee Twerps were led to their 46 point victory by a 26 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 73 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 75 receiving yards. With this performance, Bush was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 20 point effort from T.J. Houshmandzadeh, who beat the New York Giants defense for 146 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We’re going to savor this victory,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 289 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 43 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“Give them all the credit,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 4-0, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-3-1.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-3 Greasy Weasels are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 28.0-point underdog, while Twee Twerps are at the 3-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.5-point underdog.

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Twee Twerps (107) at Greasy Weasels (84)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE classic, Twee Twerps beat a strong Greasy Weasels team by a score of 107 to 84, extending the winning streak for Twee Twerps to 4 games.

Twee Twerps were led to their 23 point victory by a 26 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 73 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 75 receiving yards. With this performance, Bush was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 20 point effort from T.J. Houshmandzadeh, who beat the New York Giants defense for 146 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We knew what we had to do and went out and did it,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 155 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Marshall was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the New York Jets defense for 250 passing yards and 3 passing tds.

“They stepped up and made the plays,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Compounding the issue, Greasy Weasels could have scored 110 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Le’Ron McClain and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 4-0, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, Greasy Weasels are at the 0-3-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 28.0-point underdog, while Twee Twerps are at the 3-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.5-point underdog.

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Twee Twerps (78) at The Slim Shaggys (71)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE classic, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 78 to 71.

Twee Twerps were led to their 7 point victory by a 30 point effort from Jay Cutler, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 350 passing yards and 4 passing tds in addition to 6 rushing yards. With this performance, Cutler was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 28 rushing yards in addition to 63 receiving yards.

“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Clinton Portis, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 96 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 3 receiving yards. With this performance, Portis was the number 5 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Plaxico Burress, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 81 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We shot ourselves in the foot,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 2-0, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-1-1.

Coming up in week 3, The Slim Shaggys are at the 1-0-1 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 10.5-point favorite, while Twee Twerps are at the 0-1-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 7.0-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 0-2 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 9-point favorite, while Twee Twerps are at the 1-1 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 26-point favorite.

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Twee Twerps (61) at The Hellfish (53)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2008) In a week 1 UFFLE classic, Twee Twerps beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 61 to 53.

Twee Twerps were led to their 8 point victory by a 22 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 51 rushing yards in addition to 112 receiving yards. With this performance, Bush was the number 4 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Jay Cutler, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 299 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 9 rushing yards.

“We knew what we had to do and went out and did it,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Matt Forte, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 123 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 18 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Terrell Owens, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 72 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Jake Delhomme and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 1-0, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, The Hellfish are at the 0-1 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 18-point favorite, while Twee Twerps are at the 0-0-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 7-point favorite.

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