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Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Slim Shaggys (82.65) at Z-Squad (69.9)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 9, 2024) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, the The Slim Shaggys pummeled a hapless Z-Squad team by a score of 82.65 to 69.90, silencing a partisan crowd of 61,412 at Frozen Tundra.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out by a 20.40 point effort from A.J. Brown, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 119 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 16.20 point effort from Deebo Samuel, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 54 receiving yards in addition to 23 rushing yards.

“We made a statement here today,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Z-Squad were helped out by a 19.00 point effort from C.J. Stroud, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 234 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15.40 point effort from Jahmyr Gibbs, who snuck past the Los Angeles Rams defense for 40 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 34 receiving yards.

“We lost our focus,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 97.80 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Joshua Grosz left key players like Tua Tagovailoa and his corresponding 21.00 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 1-0, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 Vinny’s Gang are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 17.8-point underdog, while Z-Squad are at the 1-0 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 6.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 60.95 Grid Iron Bullies 78.35
The Slim Shaggys 82.65 Z-Squad 69.90
Vinny’s Gang 75.15 The Hellfish 142.65
Pickled Harrons 82.50 The Undergarments 113.10
Squishy Fuzz 109.30 Elvis Impersonators 88.20
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 118.55 Bad Attitudes 86.20
The Lawn Wranglers 48.35 October Hunters 83.35

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Pickled Harrons (93.05) at Z-Squad (93.7)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 11, 2023) In a week 14 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, the 9-5 Z-Squad squeaked by a tough 9-5 Pickled Harrons team by a score of 93.70 to 93.05, behind the support of 61,627 faithful fans at Frozen Tundra.

Z-Squad were led to their 0.65 point victory by a 24.10 point effort from David Njoku, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 91 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Njoku was the number 2 ranked tight end for week 14. They also got help from a 17.60 point effort from Derrick Henry, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 34 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 17 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of pride,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

Pickled Harrons were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.45 point effort from Jake Browning, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 275 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 7 rushing yards. With this performance, Browning was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 13.10 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 56 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.

Compounding the issue, Pickled Harrons could have scored 114.65 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Cooper Harron left key players like Ezekiel Elliott and his corresponding 23.50 points on the bench.

Pickled Harrons drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 14.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 9-5, and drops Pickled Harrons to a record of 9-5.

Coming up in week 15, the 9-5 Pickled Harrons are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 11.0-point underdog, while Pickled Harrons are at the 9-5 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 11.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Bad Attitudes 87.85 The Undergarments 68.95
October Hunters 72.95 The Lawn Wranglers 72.20
The Slim Shaggys 51.40 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 97.60
Elvis Impersonators 74.80 Greasy Weasels 82.65
The Hellfish 127.50 Grid Iron Bullies 87.35
Vinny’s Gang 82.15 Squishy Fuzz 92.60
Pickled Harrons 93.05 Z-Squad 93.70

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Slim Shaggys (122.5) at Vinny’s Gang (121.75)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 4, 2023) In a week 13 UFFLE showdown, the 4-9 The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough 9-4 Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 122.50 to 121.75, silencing a partisan crowd of 64,325.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 0.75 point victory by a 33.80 point effort from Deebo Samuel, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 116 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. With this performance, Samuel was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 29.60 point effort from Nico Collins, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 191 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“I want to thank my Lord and Savior,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.25 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 299 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 23 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 26.60 point effort from CeeDee Lamb, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 116 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 30 rushing yards.

“The best team won today,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Causing further embarrassment, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 127.25 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Jonathan Mingo and his corresponding 9.90 points on the bench.

Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 13.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 4-9, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 9-4.

Coming up in week 14, The Slim Shaggys are at the 3-10 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 2.2-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 6-7 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 34.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 76.70 Pickled Harrons 133.10
The Hellfish 88.10 Bad Attitudes 100.30
Z-Squad 74.20 The Lawn Wranglers 81.10
Elvis Impersonators 100.55 Squishy Fuzz 101.30
The Slim Shaggys 122.50 Vinny’s Gang 121.75
Grid Iron Bullies 83.70 The Undergarments 93.10
October Hunters 61.35 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 71.80

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Z-Squad (91.5) at October Hunters (88.9)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 27, 2023) In a week 12 UFFLE showdown, the 8-4 Z-Squad squeaked by a disappointing 3-9 October Hunters team by a score of 91.50 to 88.90, extending their winning streak to 4 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 2.60 point victory by a 31.90 point effort from C.J. Stroud, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 304 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 47 rushing yards. With this performance, Stroud was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 20.10 point effort from Derrick Henry, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 76 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.

“They gave us a big scare,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.30 point effort from Sam Howell, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 300 passing yards in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 20.50 point effort from Josh Jacobs, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 110 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 15 receiving yards.

“My hat’s off to them,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Causing further embarrassment, October Hunters could have scored 94.80 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Jared Goff and his corresponding 24.50 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 8-4, and drops October Hunters to a record of 3-9.

Coming up in week 13, Z-Squad are at the 6-6 The Lawn Wranglers, while October Hunters are at the 2-10 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 10.4-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 108.80 Grid Iron Bullies 83.00
Pickled Harrons 84.65 Elvis Impersonators 111.75
Z-Squad 91.50 October Hunters 88.90
Squishy Fuzz 75.95 The Hellfish 88.90
The Undergarments 104.20 The Slim Shaggys 75.65
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 89.45 Vinny’s Gang 117.25
Bad Attitudes 101.90 The Lawn Wranglers 90.65