Playoff Scenarios

I think I have all the playoff possibilities figured out. There are basically five teams vying for four spots. Since the Greasy Weasels, and San Quentin Saints have the tie-breaker over the Z-Squad they have clinched already. That leaves three teams vying for two spots.

Elvis Impersonators – Clinched divison and 1st seed.

The Wondrful Gazonks – Clinched division and 2nd seed.

Vinny’s Gang – In with a win, or Greasy Weasel or Z-Squad loss, or The Undergarments loss and end up with more total points then The Undergarments.

Greasy Weasels – Clinched at least a 6th seed since they have the tie-breaker over Z-Squad.

Z-Squad – Needs to win and have either Vinny’s Gang or The Undergarments lose.

San Quentin Saints – Clinched at least a 6th seed since they have the tie-breaker over Z-Squad. They win the Division and get the 3rd seed with either a win or a The Undergarments loss.

The Undergarments – In with a win or Greasy Weasels or Z-Squad loss or a Vinny’s Gang loss and they end up with more total points than Vinny’s Gang. They win the Division and get the 3rd seed with a win and a San Quentin Saints loss.

I hope I got that all right. My brain hurts now.

Week 12 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

Z-Squad (70) at Squishy Fuzz (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 30, 2009) In a week 12 UFFLE rivalry, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 73 to 70, extending the losing streak for Z-Squad to 3 games.

Brees, Drew NOS QB
Drew Brees

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 3 point victory by a 33 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the New England Patriots defense for 371 passing yards and 5 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 12 point effort from the Seattle Seahawks Defensive Team.

It feels great to be world champions,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from David Garrard, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 307 passing yards in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Mason Crosby, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

It just wasn’t meant to be,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 74 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Josh Freeman and his corresponding 19 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 5-10, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 8-7.

Coming up in week 13, the 5-10 Twee Twerps are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 18.6-point favorite, while the 5-10 Grid Iron Bullies are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 5.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 103 Elvis Impersonators 80
The Slim Shaggys 64 The Hellfish 52
Vinny’s Gang 87 San Quentin Saints 97
Z-Squad 70 Squishy Fuzz 73
Bad Attitudes 58 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64
Grid Iron Bullies 61 The Wondrful Gazonks 83
Twee Twerps 65 The Undergarments 101
Elvis Impersonators 80 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64
Greasy Weasels 103 Twee Twerps 65
The Slim Shaggys 64 The Undergarments 101
Vinny’s Gang 87 Squishy Fuzz 73
Grid Iron Bullies 61 The Hellfish 52
Z-Squad 70 The Wondrful Gazonks 83
Bad Attitudes 58 San Quentin Saints 97

Week 11 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 23, 2009) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 82.65 to 80.9, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,635.

Jackson, DeSean PHI WR
DeSean Jackson

San Quentin Saints were led to their 1.75 point victory by a 17 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 107 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Nate Kaeding, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 344 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 13 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Visanthe Shiancoe, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 78 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

They out-hustled us,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Undergarments could have scored 90 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Robert Meachem and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 7-6, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 12, the 8-5 Vinny’s Gang are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 7.5-point underdog, while the 5-8 Twee Twerps are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 14.3-point favorite, while the 6-7 The Slim Shaggys are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 1.4-point favorite, while the 6-7 Bad Attitudes are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 1.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 102 The Undergarments 78
Greasy Weasels 108 The Hellfish 42
The Slim Shaggys 73 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 63
The Wondrful Gazonks 82 Vinny’s Gang 74
Z-Squad 96 Grid Iron Bullies 73
San Quentin Saints 78 Twee Twerps 84
Squishy Fuzz 65 Bad Attitudes 100
Elvis Impersonators 102 Z-Squad 96
Greasy Weasels 108 Bad Attitudes 100
The Slim Shaggys 77.65 Grid Iron Bullies 77.1
Vinny’s Gang 74 The Hellfish 42
Squishy Fuzz 65 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 63
The Wondrful Gazonks 82 Twee Twerps 84
San Quentin Saints 82.65 The Undergarments 80.9

Week 10 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 16, 2009) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 99.5 to 98.45, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 10 games.

Wayne, Reggie IND WR
Reggie Wayne

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 1.05 point victory by a 24 point effort from Reggie Wayne, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 126 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Wayne was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 10. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Vince Young, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 210 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 29 rushing yards.

We feed off the energy of our fans,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Indianapolis Colts defense for 375 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 26 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 133 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 10 receiving yards.

We shot ourselves in the foot,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 102 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Braylon Edwards and his corresponding 7 points on the bench.

Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 10.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 10-1, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 7-4.

Coming up in week 11, Elvis Impersonators are at the 7-4 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 18.4-point underdog, while the 7-4 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 9.7-point favorite, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 7-4 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 13.5-point underdog, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 5-6 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 19.7-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 98.45 Elvis Impersonators 99.5
Z-Squad 79 Greasy Weasels 94
The Hellfish 83 The Slim Shaggys 58
Twee Twerps 85 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 76
The Wondrful Gazonks 55 Squishy Fuzz 45
San Quentin Saints 61 Grid Iron Bullies 65
The Undergarments 105 Bad Attitudes 99

Week 9 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 9, 2009) In a week 9 UFFLE matchup, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 78 to 72, extending the winning streak for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3 games.

McNabb, Donovan PHI QB
Donovan McNabb

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 6 point victory by a 14 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 227 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 13 point effort from John Carney, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.

We proved we’re the better team,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the New York Giants defense for 209 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 15 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Hines Ward, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 44 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

They wanted it more than we did,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 89 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like the Tennessee Titans Defensive Team and his corresponding 14 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 6-4, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 4-6.

Coming up in week 10, The Hellfish are at the 4-6 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 16-point favorite, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 3-7 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 21.1-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 107 The Slim Shaggys 87
Greasy Weasels 92 Vinny’s Gang 100
The Hellfish 72 The Wondrful Gazonks 78
Z-Squad 94 The Undergarments 50
Grid Iron Bullies 61 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 79
Twee Twerps 66 Bad Attitudes 79
San Quentin Saints 60 Squishy Fuzz 80

Week 8 Recap

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(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 2, 2009) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 73 to 69, behind the support of 69,923 faithful fans.

McNabb, Donovan PHI QB
Donovan McNabb

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 4 point victory by a 22 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the New York Giants defense for 240 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, McNabb was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Percy Harvin, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 84 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 2 rushing yards.

This team has finally learned how to win,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Steven Jackson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 149 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 17 receiving yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 5 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Steve Smith, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 56 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 17 rushing yards.

It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Adding salt to the wound, Twee Twerps could have scored 81 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Jonathan Stewart and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 5-4, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 2-7.

Coming up in week 9, the 4-5 The Hellfish are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 14.7-point favorite, while Twee Twerps are at the 4-5 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 11.3-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 92 Bad Attitudes 64
The Slim Shaggys 95 Greasy Weasels 108
Vinny’s Gang 67 The Hellfish 47
Z-Squad 69 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 51
Twee Twerps 69 The Wondrful Gazonks 73
Squishy Fuzz 52 The Undergarments 98
San Quentin Saints 96 Grid Iron Bullies 80

Week 7 Recap

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(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 26, 2009) In a week 7 UFFLE battle, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong San Quentin Saints team by a score of 66.95 to 66.45, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,254.

Driver, Donald GBP WR
Donald Driver

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 0.5 point victory by a 14 point effort from Donald Driver, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 84 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 175 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 1 rushing yards.

We really took it to ’em,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Marques Colston, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 72 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Nate Kaeding, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 3 field goals made and 4 extra points.

They out-muscled us,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Compounding the issue, San Quentin Saints could have scored 80 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Sean Boggess left key players like DeSean Jackson and his corresponding 24 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 4-4, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 5-3.

Coming up in week 8, the 2-6 Twee Twerps are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 21.1-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 3-5 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 14.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 102 Greasy Weasels 75
The Slim Shaggys 81 Twee Twerps 83
Vinny’s Gang 118 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 67
Z-Squad 88 The Hellfish 50
The Wondrful Gazonks 67 San Quentin Saints 66
Squishy Fuzz 64 Grid Iron Bullies 58
The Undergarments 94 Bad Attitudes 56

Week 6 Recap

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(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 19, 2009) In a week 6 UFFLE rivalry, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 82 to 78, behind the support of 68,018 faithful fans.

Moss, Randy NEP WR
Randy Moss

Bad Attitudes were led to their 4 point victory by a 30 point effort from Randy Moss, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 129 receiving yards and 3 receiving tds. With this performance, Moss was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 276 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

It’s tough to win in a hostile environment,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Ryan Longwell, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 4 field goals made and 3 extra points. With this performance, Longwell was the number 1 ranked place kicker for week 6. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 50 rushing yards in addition to 91 receiving yards.

I take full responsibility for this loss,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 102 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Ben Roethlisberger and his corresponding 27 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 4-3, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 3-4.

Coming up in week 7, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 5-2 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 2.6-point underdog, while the 4-3 The Undergarments are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 2.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 105 Vinny’s Gang 98
The Undergarments 113 Greasy Weasels 91
Z-Squad 106 The Slim Shaggys 139
Squishy Fuzz 60 The Hellfish 67
San Quentin Saints 101 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 52
The Wondrful Gazonks 78 Bad Attitudes 82
Twee Twerps 63 Grid Iron Bullies 71

Week 5 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 12, 2009) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 61 to 59, extending the losing streak for Squishy Fuzz to 5 games.

Warner, Kurt ARI QB
Kurt Warner

Bad Attitudes were led to their 2 point victory by a 21 point effort from Kurt Warner, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 302 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Jason Hanson, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 2 field goals made and 2 extra points.

This team always seems to find a way to win,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Kellen Winslow, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 102 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Winslow was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 5. They also got help from a 19 point effort from the Seattle Seahawks Defensive Team.

They own us,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Compounding the issue, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 66 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Olindo Mare and his corresponding 12 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 3-3, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 6, Squishy Fuzz are at the 3-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 15.5-point favorite, while the 3-3 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 9.2-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Hellfish 59 Elvis Impersonators 106
San Quentin Saints 64 Greasy Weasels 58
The Slim Shaggys 49 Vinny’s Gang 69
Z-Squad 88 The Wondrful Gazonks 60
Twee Twerps 82 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 68
Squishy Fuzz 59 Bad Attitudes 61
The Undergarments 90 Grid Iron Bullies 52