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Bad Attitudes (85) at The Undergarments (111)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Undergarments beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 111 to 85, behind the support of 66,923 faithful fans.

The Undergarments were led to their 26 point victory by a 23 point effort from Matt Schaub, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 280 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Schaub was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Roddy White, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 113 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Dallas Clark, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 94 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Clark was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 8. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Mewelde Moore, who got by the New York Giants defense for 84 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 10 receiving yards.

“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 7-2, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 2-7.

Coming up in week 9, the 6-3 Elvis Impersonators are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 3.2-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 3-6 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 21.9-point favorite.

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Elvis Impersonators (73) at The Slim Shaggys (86)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 86 to 73, extending the winning streak for The Slim Shaggys to 3 games.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 13 point victory by a 23 point effort from Clinton Portis, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 175 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 8 receiving yards. With this performance, Portis was the number 5 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 216 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“We finally got the monkey off our backs,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Owen Daniels, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 66 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Daniels was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 7. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Steve Slaton, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 80 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 9 receiving yards.

“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 3-4-1, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 5-3.

Coming up in week 8, the 2-6 The Hellfish are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 18.8-point favorite, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 2-6 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 9.9-point underdog.

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Greasy Weasels (92) at Z-Squad (63)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE battle, Greasy Weasels embarrassed a hapless Z-Squad team by a score of 92 to 63.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 29 point victory by a 22 point effort from Chris Johnson, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 168 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 4 receiving yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 208 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“We snatched victory out of the jaws of defeat,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Jeff Garcia, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 310 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 8 rushing yards. With this performance, Garcia was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Brandon Jacobs, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 69 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 6 receiving yards.

“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 3-5, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 5-1-2.

Coming up in week 8, the 3-4-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 28.5-point favorite, while the 6-2 Twee Twerps are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 7.5-point underdog.

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Vinny’s Gang (64) at The Undergarments (81)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE classic, The Undergarments beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 81 to 64.

The Undergarments were led to their 17 point victory by a 23 point effort from Dominic Rhodes, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 73 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 41 receiving yards. With this performance, Rhodes was the number 6 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Matt Schaub, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 267 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards.

“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 121 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 9 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 186 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“You’ve got to hand it to them,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 6-2, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 2-6.

Coming up in week 8, the 3-4-1 The Slim Shaggys are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 9.9-point underdog, while the 2-6 Bad Attitudes are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 22.8-point favorite.

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Grid Iron Bullies (54) at The Hellfish (49)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE matchup, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 54 to 49, extending the losing streak for The Hellfish to 3 games.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 5 point victory by a 13 point effort from John Kasay, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points. With this performance, Kasay was the number 2 ranked place kicker for week 7. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 229 passing yards.

“We sent a message here today,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 195 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 8 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 56 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 17 receiving yards.

“They own us,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Hellfish could have scored 55 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Matt Cassel and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 3-5, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-6.

Coming up in week 8, The Hellfish are at the 5-3 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 18.8-point favorite, while the 1-6-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 0.6-point underdog.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (69) at Twee Twerps (96)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Twee Twerps beat a strong Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 96 to 69.

Twee Twerps were led to their 27 point victory by a 35 point effort from Steven Jackson, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 160 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds in addition to 16 receiving yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 122 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“This team shows a lot of heart,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Chester Taylor, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 34 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 48 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Rob Bironas, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 6-2, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-6-1.

Coming up in week 8, Twee Twerps are at the 5-1-2 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 7.5-point underdog, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 3-5 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 0.6-point underdog.

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San Quentin Saints (64) at The Wondrful Gazonks (71)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE classic, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough San Quentin Saints team by a score of 71 to 64.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 7 point victory by a 19 point effort from Sammy Morris, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 138 rushing yards and 1 rushing td. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Derrick Mason, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“This was a good win for us,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Willis McGahee, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 105 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 47 receiving yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Thomas Jones, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 159 rushing yards.

“We dug ourselves a deep hole,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3-4-1, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 6-1-1.

Coming up in week 8, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 3-5 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 28.5-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 6-2 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 19.4-point favorite.

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Squishy Fuzz (108) at Bad Attitudes (123)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2008) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Bad Attitudes beat a strong Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 123 to 108. With their 123 points, Bad Attitudes is now the proud record-holder of the 15th-highest weekly point total in league history.

Bad Attitudes were led to their 15 point victory by a 31 point effort from Mewelde Moore, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 120 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Moore was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 298 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“It was a total team effort,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 154 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Johnson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 19 point effort from the Chicago Bears Defensive Team.

“The best team won today,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 2-6, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 6-2.

Coming up in week 8, the 6-1-1 San Quentin Saints are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 19.4-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 6-2 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 22.8-point favorite.

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The Hellfish (54) at Elvis Impersonators (74)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2008) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong The Hellfish team by a score of 74 to 54, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 5 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 20 point victory by a 17 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 236 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Ronnie Brown, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 50 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 43 receiving yards.

“Our fans were the 12th man today,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 76 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 34 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 242 passing yards.

“They out-hustled us,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 5-2, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-5.

Coming up in week 7, Elvis Impersonators are at the 2-4-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 17.3-point underdog, while the 2-5 Grid Iron Bullies are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 6.6-point favorite.

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Greasy Weasels (75) at The Slim Shaggys (99)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2008) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong Greasy Weasels team by a score of 99 to 75.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 24 point victory by a 25 point effort from Clinton Portis, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 129 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Portis was the number 4 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Andre Johnson, who tore apart the Miami Dolphins defense for 178 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We feel fortunate,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 306 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Rivers was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 6. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Greg Jennings, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 84 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 2-4-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 2-5.

Coming up in week 7, the 5-2 Elvis Impersonators are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 17.3-point underdog, while Greasy Weasels are at the 5-0-2 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 5.9-point underdog.

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