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September 30, 2008September 30, 2008

Grid Iron Bullies (74) at San Quentin Saints (82)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 82 to 74.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 8 point victory by a 18 point effort from Jerricho Cotchery, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 67 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Cotchery was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 4. They also got help from a 16 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 71 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 35 rushing yards.

“It feels great to be world champions,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from JaMarcus Russell, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 277 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 4 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jason Witten, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 90 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We came out flat,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 4-0-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 1-4.

Coming up in week 5, the 1-4 Vinny’s Gang are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 10.2-point favorite, while the 1-4 Bad Attitudes are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 17.2-point favorite.

September 29, 2008September 29, 2008

Website Changes

You many notice some changes to the MFL website today. It was brought to my attention that an owner was missing the old “Top 10” report. I added tabs to the MFL site to allow me to add more content, yet keep it looking clean. I hope you all like the changes. If you have any other ideas, let me know. I am always open to suggestions.

**Update** I have added a little script on the “Playoffs” tab that figures out the playoff teams as of right now. You have to click on the link to show the playoff tables in order to prevent longer load times for the entire site.

**Update** I posted on the message board all the updates that I made to the site. I hope you like them all.

September 23, 2008September 23, 2008

Bad Attitudes (46) at Elvis Impersonators (101)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless Bad Attitudes team by a score of 101 to 46, extending the losing streak for Bad Attitudes to 3 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 55 point victory by a 28 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 104 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds. With this performance, Turner was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Larry Johnson, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 121 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.

“This team shows a lot of character,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 204 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Shayne Graham, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“We didn’t get the job done,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 2-2, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, Elvis Impersonators are at the 1-3 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.2-point underdog, while the 2-0-2 Z-Squad are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 28.8-point underdog.

September 23, 2008September 23, 2008

Greasy Weasels (84) at Squishy Fuzz (108)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE showdown, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong Greasy Weasels team by a score of 108 to 84, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 4 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 24 point victory by a 24 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 421 passing yards and 1 passing td. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 83 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 31 receiving yards.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 155 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Marshall was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the New York Jets defense for 250 passing yards and 3 passing tds.

“They own us,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Greasy Weasels could have scored 110 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Le’Ron McClain and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 4-0, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, Greasy Weasels are at the 0-3-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 28.0-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 0-3-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 38.8-point underdog.

September 23, 2008September 23, 2008

The Slim Shaggys (65) at Z-Squad (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, Z-Squad squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 68 to 65, extending the losing streak for The Slim Shaggys to 3 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 3 point victory by a 22 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 130 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 32 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 5 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Matt Prater, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 107 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 59 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Clinton Portis, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 68 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 19 receiving yards.

“They ate our lunch,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 74 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Jabar Gaffney and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 2-0-2, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-3-1.

Coming up in week 4, the 4-0 Squishy Fuzz are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 38.8-point underdog, while Z-Squad are at the 1-3 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 28.8-point underdog.

September 23, 2008September 23, 2008

Vinny’s Gang (43) at The Wondrful Gazonks (47)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE rivalry, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 47 to 43, extending the losing streak for Vinny’s Gang to 3 games.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 4 point victory by a 14 point effort from the Baltimore Ravens Defensive Team. With this performance, the Ravens was the number 2 ranked defensive team for week 3. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Derek Anderson, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 125 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“I’m speechless,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 290 passing yards in addition to 10 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 3. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Nick Folk, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 2 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 62 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Laveranues Coles and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 2-1-1, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-2 Elvis Impersonators are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.2-point underdog, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 1-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12-point favorite.

September 23, 2008September 23, 2008

The Hellfish (78) at The Undergarments (84)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 84 to 78, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 3 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 6 point victory by a 17 point effort from Roddy White, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 119 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, White was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Tony Romo, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 260 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“We weren’t going to just lie down,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 89 rushing yards in addition to 66 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Fred Taylor, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 121 rushing yards in addition to 9 receiving yards.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 85 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Donald Driver and his corresponding 7 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 3-1, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-1-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12-point favorite, while the 4-0 Twee Twerps are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.5-point underdog.

September 23, 2008September 23, 2008

Twee Twerps (107) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (61)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Twee Twerps embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 107 to 61, extending the winning streak for Twee Twerps to 4 games.

Twee Twerps were led to their 46 point victory by a 26 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 73 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 75 receiving yards. With this performance, Bush was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 20 point effort from T.J. Houshmandzadeh, who beat the New York Giants defense for 146 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We’re going to savor this victory,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 289 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 43 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“Give them all the credit,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 4-0, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-3-1.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-3 Greasy Weasels are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 28.0-point underdog, while Twee Twerps are at the 3-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.5-point underdog.

September 23, 2008September 23, 2008

Grid Iron Bullies (64) at San Quentin Saints (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 68 to 64.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 4 point victory by a 20 point effort from Joseph Addai, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 78 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 10 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 196 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“This team shows a lot of resiliency,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Julius Jones, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 140 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 4 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 216 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 12 rushing yards.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 71 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like JaMarcus Russell and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 3-0-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-3 Grid Iron Bullies are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 13-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 3-0-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 13-point favorite.

September 23, 2008September 23, 2008

The Slim Shaggys (65) at Elvis Impersonators (101)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 101 to 65, extending the losing streak for The Slim Shaggys to 3 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 36 point victory by a 28 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 104 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds. With this performance, Turner was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Larry Johnson, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 121 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.

“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

“We shot ourselves in the foot,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 2-2, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-3-1.

Coming up in week 4, Elvis Impersonators are at the 1-3 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.2-point underdog, while the 4-0 Squishy Fuzz are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 38.8-point underdog.