(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 14, 2026) In a week 1 UFFLE rivalry, the Squishy Fuzz beat a hapless October Hunters team by a score of 76.35 to 69.50, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,876 at The Hunting Grounds.
Squishy Fuzz were led to their 6.85 point victory by a 20.00 point effort from Trey McBride, who got by the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 95 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, McBride was the number 3 ranked tight end for week 1. They also got help from a 16.30 point effort from Chase Brown, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 56 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 22 receiving yards.
“We’re glad to get out of here with the ‘W’,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.50 point effort from D.J. Moore, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 100 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 16.50 point effort from Jared Goff, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 206 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards.
“I don’t want to point fingers,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.
Adding salt to the wound, October Hunters could have scored 95.80 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Dalton Kincaid and his corresponding 15.50 points on the bench.
Squishy Fuzz took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 1.
This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 1-0, and drops October Hunters to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 Greasy Weasels are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 9.2-point underdog, while October Hunters are at the 1-0 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 14.9-point favorite.