Players That Can’t Be Kept List

It was requested that I post a list of players that can’t be kept. I just went through the keeper history and these are the players that can’t be kept, traded, or traded for, for each team.

Elvis Impersonators

  • Roy Williams
  • Larry Johnson

Greasy Weasels

  • LaDainian Tomlinson
  • Antonio Gates

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts

  • Daunte Culpepper

San Quentin Saints

  • Marques Colston
  • Stephen Jackson

Squishy Fuzz

  • Marion Barber

The Hellfish

  • Tom Brady

The Slim Shaggys

  • Clinton Portis
  • Maurice Jones-Drew
  • Tiki Barber
  • Edgerrin James

The Undergarments

  • LaDainian Tomlinson

The Wondrful Gazonks

  • Michael Vick

Twee Twerps

  • Ahman Green
  • Randy Moss
  • Brian Westbrook
  • T.J. Houshmandzadeh

Vinny’s Gang

  • Clinton Portis
  • Rudi Johnson

Z-Squad

  • Deuce McAllister
  • Willie Parker
  • Braylon Edwards

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