It was requested that I post a list of players that can’t be kept. I just went through the keeper history and these are the players that can’t be kept, traded, or traded for, for each team.
Elvis Impersonators
- Roy Williams
- Larry Johnson
Greasy Weasels
- LaDainian Tomlinson
- Antonio Gates
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
- Daunte Culpepper
San Quentin Saints
- Marques Colston
- Stephen Jackson
Squishy Fuzz
- Marion Barber
The Hellfish
- Tom Brady
The Slim Shaggys
- Clinton Portis
- Maurice Jones-Drew
- Tiki Barber
- Edgerrin James
The Undergarments
- LaDainian Tomlinson
The Wondrful Gazonks
- Michael Vick
Twee Twerps
- Ahman Green
- Randy Moss
- Brian Westbrook
- T.J. Houshmandzadeh
Vinny’s Gang
- Clinton Portis
- Rudi Johnson
Z-Squad
- Deuce McAllister
- Willie Parker
- Braylon Edwards