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Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Elvis Impersonators (96) AT The Slim Shaggys (88)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 23, 2019) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 96 to 88, extending the winning streak for Elvis Impersonators to 3 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 8 point victory by a 24 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 153 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 35 receiving yards. With this performance, McCaffrey was the number 4 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Josh Allen, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 243 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 46 rushing yards.

“We proved we’re the better team,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who tore apart the Baltimore Ravens defense for 374 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 3. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Austin Hooper, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 66 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We only have to look in the mirror,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 102 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Marvin Jones and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

The Slim Shaggys drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 8 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 3-0, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 2-1.

Coming up in week 4, Elvis Impersonators are at the 0-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 28.3-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 0-3 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 15.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 96 The Slim Shaggys 88
Vinny’s Gang 78 Squishy Fuzz 62
The Hellfish 67 October Hunters 93
Greasy Weasels 133 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 84
Z-Squad 72 Bad Attitudes 88
Grid Iron Bullies 73 The Undergarments 57

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (115) at Z-Squad (105)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 16, 2019) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 115 to 105, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,825 at Frozen Tundra.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 10 point victory by a 31 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 272 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 120 rushing yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 29 point effort from the New England Patriots Defensive Team.

“We were really on our game,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 269 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 69 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Odell Beckham, who beat the New York Jets defense for 161 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“It’s been a great ride,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Adding salt to the wound, Z-Squad could have scored 119 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Kenny Golladay and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

Z-Squad drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 2-0, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, Greasy Weasels are at the 1-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 54.0-point underdog, while Z-Squad are at the 2-0 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 11.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 115 Z-Squad 105
Elvis Impersonators 90 Vinny’s Gang 67
The Slim Shaggys 71 The Hellfish 58
Squishy Fuzz 70 October Hunters 91
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 65 Grid Iron Bullies 50
Bad Attitudes 86 The Undergarments 75

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Grid Iron Bulles (72) at The Slim Shaggys (98)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 10, 2019) In a week 1 UFFLE battle, The Slim Shaggys beat a strong Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 98 to 72, behind the support of 69,703 faithful fans at Shags house of Slam.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 26 point victory by a 27 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who tore apart the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 378 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Mahomes was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 1. They also got help from a 23 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 111 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“It was a workman-like effort,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Houston Texans defense for 370 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Delanie Walker, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 55 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We don’t care about moral victories,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 1-0, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, The Slim Shaggys are at the 0-1 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 35.0-point underdog, while the 0-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 15-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Z-Squad 64 Elvis Impersonators 109
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 57 Vinny’s Gang 102
Grid Iron Bullies 72 The Slim Shaggys 98
Bad Attitudes 98 The Hellfish 63
Greasy Weasels 98 Squishy Fuzz 56
The Undergarments 61 October Hunters 117