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Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

The Undergarments (66) at October Hunters (62)

MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 4, 2017) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough October Hunters team by a score of 66 to 62, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,490 at The Hunting Grounds.

The Undergarments were led to their 4 point victory by a 17 point effort from Jared Goff, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 220 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Greg Zuerlein, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“This was a confidence booster,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 251 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Evan Engram, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 99 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“They wanted it more than we did,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, October Hunters could have scored 79 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Josh McCown and his corresponding 32 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 7-6, and drops October Hunters to a record of 4-9.

Coming up in week 14, The Undergarments are at the 9-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 6.8-point underdog.

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The Slim Shaggys 60 Grid Iron Bullies 99
The Hellfish 66 Squishy Fuzz 77
Greasy Weasels 103 Twee Twerps 65
Z-Squad 68 Elvis Impersonators 90
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 77 Vinny’s Gang 127
Bad Attitudes 70 The Wondrful Gazonks 61
The Undergarments 66 October Hunters 62

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The Wondrful Gazonks (95) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (99)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 27, 2017) In a week 12 UFFLE battle, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 99 to 95, extending the winning streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 6 games.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 4 point victory by a 23 point effort from Keenan Allen, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 172 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Allen was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Carson Wentz, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 227 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 29 rushing yards.

“We finally got the monkey off our backs,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 38 point effort from Julio Jones, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 253 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 15 rushing yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 25 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 228 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 25 rushing yards.

“Give them all the credit,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Compounding the issue, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 103 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Mohamed Sanu and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 12.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 7-5, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 3-9.

Coming up in week 13, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 8-4 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 11-point favorite, while the 5-7 Bad Attitudes are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 8.6-point underdog.

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Elvis Impersonators 81 Greasy Weasels 66
The Hellfish 80 The Undergarments 74
Twee Twerps 62 The Slim Shaggys 69
The Wondrful Gazonks 95 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 99
Z-Squad 63 Bad Attitudes 53
October Hunters 46 Vinny’s Gang 90
Grid Iron Bullies 48 Squishy Fuzz 100

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The Undergarments (67.15) at The Wondrful Gazonks (67.3)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 20, 2017) In a week 11 UFFLE battle, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong The Undergarments team by a score of 67.3 to 67.15, behind the support of 66,311 faithful fans.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 0.15 point victory by a 34.5 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 258 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 86 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 8.1 point effort from Josh Doctson, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 81 receiving yards.

“We played our hearts out,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.9 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 149 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Cooks was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 18.3 point effort from Adam Thielen, who beat the Los Angeles Rams defense for 123 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We lost our focus,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 3-8, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 6-5.

Coming up in week 12, the 5-6 The Hellfish are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 25.4-point favorite, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 6-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 15.6-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Grid Iron Bullies 54 Greasy Weasels 69
The Undergarments 67.15 The Wondrful Gazonks 67.3
Bad Attitudes 101 The Hellfish 55
October Hunters 82 Twee Twerps 66
Squishy Fuzz 121 Elvis Impersonators 57
The Slim Shaggys 48 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 78
Vinny’s Gang 102 Z-Squad 89

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Greasy Weasels (66) at The Slim Shaggys (67)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 13, 2017) In a week 10 UFFLE classic, The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 67 to 66, extending the losing streak for Greasy Weasels to 3 games.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 1 point victory by a 33 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 254 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 95 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Theo Riddick, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 35 rushing yards in addition to 12 receiving yards.

“This team has finally learned how to win,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from A.J. Green, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 115 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Green was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 10. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Ryan Fitzpatrick, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 187 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 9 rushing yards.

“They out-hustled us,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 79 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Philip Rivers and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 5-5, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 6-4.

Coming up in week 11, the 8-2 Grid Iron Bullies are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 1.8-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 5-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 2.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 66 The Slim Shaggys 67
Z-Squad 64 The Undergarments 107
Squishy Fuzz 73 October Hunters 82
The Wondrful Gazonks 29 Vinny’s Gang 86
Twee Twerps 78 Grid Iron Bullies 90
The Hellfish 54 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64
Elvis Impersonators 83 Bad Attitudes 80

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Z-Squad (61) at The Wondrful Gazonks (72)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 6, 2017) In a week 9 UFFLE battle, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 72 to 61, extending the losing streak for Z-Squad to 4 games.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 11 point victory by a 27 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 297 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 77 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 57 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 6 receiving yards.

“This win is for all the fans,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Alshon Jeffery, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 84 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Jeffery was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 9. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Marcus Mariota, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 218 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 2-7, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 3-6.

Coming up in week 10, Z-Squad are at the 5-4 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 4.3-point underdog, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 5-4 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 13.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Elvis Impersonators 59 Grid Iron Bullies 80
Squishy Fuzz 75 The Slim Shaggys 60
Z-Squad 61 The Wondrful Gazonks 72
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 79 Greasy Weasels 66
October Hunters 59 The Hellfish 90
Bad Attitudes 63 Twee Twerps 93
The Undergarments 66 Vinny’s Gang 92

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The Slim Shaggys (58) at The Wondrful Gazonks (60)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 30, 2017) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 60 to 58, behind the support of 67,032 faithful fans.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 2 point victory by a 37 point effort from Russell Wilson, who tore apart the Houston Texans defense for 452 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 30 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 7 point effort from Julio Jones, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 74 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of heart,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from Cam Newton, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 154 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 44 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who snuck past the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 57 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“There were too many defensive lapses,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Compounding the issue, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 70 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Jeremy Maclin and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 8.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 1-7, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 4-4.

Coming up in week 9, the 4-4 Squishy Fuzz are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 18.3-point underdog, while the 3-5 Z-Squad are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 1.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

Vinny’s Gang 85 The Hellfish 78
The Slim Shaggys 58 The Wondrful Gazonks 60
Twee Twerps 64 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 84
Squishy Fuzz 111 Z-Squad 73
Greasy Weasels 65 The Undergarments 77
October Hunters 43 Elvis Impersonators 116
Grid Iron Bullies 43 Bad Attitudes 98

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Greasy Weasels (69) at Z-Squad (59)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 23, 2017) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Greasy Weasels beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 69 to 59, extending the winning streak for Greasy Weasels to 5 games.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 10 point victory by a 15 point effort from Philip Rivers, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 183 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Jake Elliott, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“It hasn’t sunk in yet,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from the Jacksonville Jaguars Defensive Team. With this performance, the Jaguars was the number 3 ranked defensive team for week 7. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Marcus Mariota, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 203 passing yards in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“I don’t want to point fingers,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Adding salt to the wound, Z-Squad could have scored 74 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Andy Dalton and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 6-1, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 3-4.

Coming up in week 8, the 3-4 Squishy Fuzz are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 12.6-point underdog, while Greasy Weasels are at the 4-3 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 19.9-point favorite.

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Grid Iron Bullies 102 The Wondrful Gazonks 61
The Undergarments 114 Squishy Fuzz 92
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 93 October Hunters 68
Greasy Weasels 69 Z-Squad 59
The Slim Shaggys 49 Bad Attitudes 71
Vinny’s Gang 47 Twee Twerps 71
Elvis Impersonators 76 The Hellfish 55

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (73) at Elvis Impersonators (76)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 16, 2017) In a week 6 UFFLE rivalry, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 76 to 73, extending the losing streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 4 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 3 point victory by a 24 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who tore apart the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 179 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 12 receiving yards. With this performance, Bell was the number 4 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 15 point effort from the Detroit Lions Defensive Team.

“It was a hard-fought contest,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Carson Wentz, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 222 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 25 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from the Houston Texans Defensive Team.

“We didn’t match their intensity,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 96 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Jerick McKinnon and his corresponding 21 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 4-2, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 7, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 2-4 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 9.5-point underdog, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 4-2 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 30.5-point underdog.

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October Hunters 85 The Wondrful Gazonks 31
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 73 Elvis Impersonators 76
Z-Squad 71 The Slim Shaggys 90
Greasy Weasels 92 Vinny’s Gang 82
Squishy Fuzz 72 Bad Attitudes 40
Twee Twerps 50 The Undergarments 81
The Hellfish 48 Grid Iron Bullies 60

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The Undergarments (63) at The Slim Shaggys (65)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 9, 2017) In a week 5 UFFLE matchup, The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 65 to 63, behind the support of 68,791 faithful fans at Shags house of Slam.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 2 point victory by a 26 point effort from Cam Newton, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 355 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Newton was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 5. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Adam Vinatieri, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“This team has finally learned how to win,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Carson Palmer, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 291 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Ezekiel Elliott, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 116 rushing yards in addition to 16 receiving yards.

“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Compounding the issue, The Undergarments could have scored 68 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Jermaine Kearse and his corresponding 9 points on the bench.

The Slim Shaggys took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 3-2, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 2-3.

Coming up in week 6, the 3-2 Z-Squad are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 10.5-point underdog, while the 3-2 Twee Twerps are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 16.2-point favorite.

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Elvis Impersonators 73 Twee Twerps 67
Vinny’s Gang 97 Squishy Fuzz 86
The Wondrful Gazonks 38 The Hellfish 68
Greasy Weasels 80 Bad Attitudes 76
Z-Squad 86 October Hunters 56
The Undergarments 63 The Slim Shaggys 65
Grid Iron Bullies 80 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 52