October Hunters will be keeping Calvin Johnson, Heath Miller, and Knowshon Moreno. They will be giving up their 1st, 7th, and 8th round picks.
Elvis Impersonators 2014 Keepers
Elvis Impersonators will be keeping Jamaal Charles, Eddie Lacy, and Keenan Allen. They will be giving up their 1st, 3rd, and 8th round picks.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 2014 Keepers
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts will be keeping Peyton Manning, and Matt Forte. They will be giving up their 1st and 2nd round picks.
Bad Attitudes 2014 Keepers
Bad Attitudes will be keeping Drew Brees, DeMarco Murray, and Rob Gronkowski. They will be giving up their 1st, 2nd, and 3rd round picks.
Twee Twerps 2014 Keepers
Twee Twerps will be keeping Montee Ball, Antonio Brown, and Andre Ellington. They will be giving up their 3rd, 4th, and 8th round picks.
Elvis Impersonators win Fantasy Bowl XX
Congratulations to the Elvis Impersonators and Fantasy Bowl MVP Eddie Lacy for winning Fantasy Bowl XX. It was the third Winkenbach for the Elvis Impersonators.
It was a disappointing finish for the Squishy Fuzz after finishing the regular season with the best overall record and champions of the North Division.
Fantasy Bowl XX
Fantasy Recap – Fantasy Bowl XX
Squishy Fuzz (68) at Elvis Impersonators (101)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 23, 2013) In a week 16 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 101 to 68, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,706.
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Elvis Impersonators were led to their 33 point victory by a 20 point effort from Eddie Lacy, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 84 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 6 receiving yards. With this performance, Lacy was the number 5 ranked running back for week 16. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 106 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 38 receiving yards.
“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Matt Ryan, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 348 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Ryan was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 16. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Brent Celek, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 58 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“We can still hold our heads high,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
2013 MVP and ROY
The votes are in and this year’s Rookie of the Year is Eddie Lacy and the MVP is Peyton Manning.
Round 2 Playoffs Recap
Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Grid Iron Bullies (87) at Squishy Fuzz (96)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 16, 2013) In a week 15 UFFLE classic, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 96 to 87, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,791 at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.
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Squishy Fuzz were led to their 9 point victory by a 25 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who tore apart the Minnesota Vikings defense for 195 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Jackson was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 15. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Rashad Jennings, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 91 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 12 receiving yards.
“It’s tough to win in a hostile environment,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.
Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Andrew Luck, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 180 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 29 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Marques Colston, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 92 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
“They’ve had our number all season,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.
Grid Iron Bullies drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 15.
This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 9-4, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 8-5.
Coming up in week 16, Squishy Fuzz are at the 8-5 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 20.1-point favorite.
View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 87 Squishy Fuzz 96
Elvis Impersonators 159 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 80
Round 1 Playoffs Recap
Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Bad Attitudes (97) at Elvis Impersonators (136)
(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 9, 2013) In a week 14 UFFLE showdown, Elvis Impersonators beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 136 to 97, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,085. With their 136 points, Elvis Impersonators is now the proud record-holder of the 4th-highest weekly point total in league history.
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Elvis Impersonators were led to their 39 point victory by a 37 point effort from Josh McCown, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 348 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 16 rushing yards. With this performance, McCown was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 27 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 151 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 8 receiving yards.
“The important thing is that we won,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 313 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Joique Bell, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 69 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 58 receiving yards.
“We beat ourselves,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.
Bad Attitudes drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 14.
This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 8-5, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 8-5.
Coming up in week 15, Elvis Impersonators are at the 8-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 7.0-point underdog.
View all game recaps below:
Bad Attitudes 97 Elvis Impersonators 136
Grid Iron Bullies 123 Vinny’s Gang 82
Squishy Fuzz (bye)
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (bye)