Author: Commish

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Grid Iron Bullies (95) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (93)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 16, 2013) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 95 to 93, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,459 at The Banana Hammock.

Julio Jones

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 2 point victory by a 24 point effort from Julio Jones, who tore apart the St. Louis Rams defense for 182 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Jones was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 2. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Andrew Luck, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 321 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 38 rushing yards.

“We’re going to savor this victory,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Peyton Manning, who beat the New York Giants defense for 307 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 90 rushing yards in addition to 71 receiving yards.

“It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 104 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Kendall Wright and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 2-0, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 1-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 10-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 2-0 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 1.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 68 Twee Twerps 82
Vinny’s Gang 78 Squishy Fuzz 111
The Wondrful Gazonks 85 The Hellfish 49
Greasy Weasels 118 Bad Attitudes 67
Z-Squad 68 October Hunter 88
The Undergarments 109 The Slim Shaggys 88
Grid Iron Bullies 95 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 93

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Elvis Impersonators (99) at Bad Attitudes (105)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 10, 2013) In a week 1 UFFLE battle, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 105 to 99, behind the support of 73,196 faithful fans.

Reggie Bush

Bad Attitudes were led to their 6 point victory by a 25 point effort from Reggie Bush, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 90 rushing yards in addition to 101 receiving yards. With this performance, Bush was the number 2 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Atlanta Falcons defense for 357 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“This team shows a lot of pride,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 31 point effort from Colin Kaepernick, who tore apart the Green Bay Packers defense for 412 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. With this performance, Kaepernick was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 121 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Jordan Cameron and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 1-0, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, Elvis Impersonators are at the 0-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 23.0-point underdog, while the 1-0 Greasy Weasels are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 16-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Z-Squad 84 The Undergarments 72
Greasy Weasels 89 The Slim Shaggys 72
Squishy Fuzz 93 October Hunter 78
The Wondrful Gazonks 95 Vinny’s Gang 130
Twee Twerps 76 Grid Iron Bullies 111
The Hellfish 78 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 106
Elvis Impersonators 99 Bad Attitudes 105