Twee Twerps 2011 Keepers

Twee Twerps will be keeping Jermichael Finley, Mike Wallace, and BenJarvus Green-Ellis. They will be giving up their 6th, 7th, and 8th round picks.

Vinny’s Gang Win Fantasy Bowl XVII


Congratulations to Vinny’s Gang and Fantasy Bowl XVII MVP Adrian Peterson for winning Fantasy Bowl XVII and taking home the Bill Winkenbach Trophy this year. It was the second Fantasy Bowl victory for Vinny’s Gang in three tries.

Z-Squad dominated the South Division this year, but just came up short in the Fantasy Bowl. It was their first Fantasy Bowl loss. They won their previous two Fantasy Bowl games.

Fantasy Bowl XVII

Fantasy Recap – Fantasy Bowl XVII
Vinny’s Gang (95) at Z-Squad (92)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 28, 2010) In a week 16 UFFLE showdown, Vinny’s Gang squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 95 to 92.

Peterson, Adrian MIN RB
Adrian Peterson
Fantasy Bowl XVII MVP

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 3 point victory by a 18 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 118 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 11 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 6 ranked running back for week 16. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Miles Austin, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 115 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 6 rushing yards.

We knew what we had to do and went out and did it,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Michael Vick, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 263 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 63 rushing yards. With this performance, Vick was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 153 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We had our chances but we let them slip away,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 103 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like John Kuhn and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

2010 MVP & ROY

Congratulations to Michael Vick for winning this year’s MVP and Mike Williams for winning this year’s Rookie of the Year.

Round 2 Playoffs Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Z-Squad (94) at Greasy Weasels (78)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 20, 2010) In a week 15 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Z-Squad beat a strong Greasy Weasels team by a score of 94 to 78, extending the winning streak for Z-Squad to 3 games.

Vick, Michael PHI QB
Michael Vick

Z-Squad were led to their 16 point victory by a 40 point effort from Michael Vick, who got by the New York Giants defense for 242 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 130 rushing yards. With this performance, Vick was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 15. In addition, Vick entered the UFFLE Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 17th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Rashard Mendenhall, who got by the New York Jets defense for 100 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Matt Schaub, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 325 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Chris Johnson, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 130 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 7 receiving yards.

There were too many defensive lapses,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 100 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like LeGarrette Blount and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

Coming up in week 16, the 11-5 Vinny’s Gang are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 13.1-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 75 San Quentin Saints 56
Z-Squad 94 Greasy Weasels 78

Round 1 Playoffs Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Elvis Impersonators (68) at Greasy Weasels (105)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 13, 2010) In a week 14 UFFLE rivalry, Greasy Weasels embarrassed a hapless Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 105 to 68.

Johnson, Andre HOU WR
Andre Johnson

Greasy Weasels were led to their 37 point victory by a 26 point effort from Andre Johnson, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 140 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Johnson was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 14. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Chris Johnson, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 111 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 68 receiving yards.

It was a workman-like effort,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 30 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 112 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 12 receiving yards. With this performance, Turner was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Peyton Hillis, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 108 rushing yards in addition to 10 receiving yards.

I don’t want to point fingers,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 11-6, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 8-9.

Coming up in week 15, the 14-2 Z-Squad are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 4.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Bad Attitudes 71 San Quentin Saints 100
Elvis Impersonators 68 Greasy Weasels 105
Vinny’s Gang (Bye)
Z-Squad (Bye)

Week 13 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Grid Iron Bullies (72) at San Quentin Saints (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 6, 2010) In a week 13 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 73 to 72, behind the support of 71,334 faithful fans.

Moreno, Knowshon DEN RB
Knowshon Moreno

San Quentin Saints were led to their 1 point victory by a 17 point effort from Knowshon Moreno, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 161 rushing yards in addition to 14 receiving yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jay Cutler, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 234 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 12 rushing yards.

This team shows a lot of heart,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 205 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Wes Welker, who got by the New York Jets defense for 80 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

Our defense was a non-factor,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 78 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Brandon Tate and his corresponding 6 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 11-5, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 6-10.

Coming up in week 14, the 8-8 Bad Attitudes are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 14.3-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 84 Z-Squad 95
Elvis Impersonators 69 The Wondrful Gazonks 36
Vinny’s Gang 88 Twee Twerps 79
The Hellfish 64 The Slim Shaggys 75
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 89 Bad Attitudes 58
Grid Iron Bullies 72 San Quentin Saints 73
The Undergarments 75 Greasy Weasels 100

Week 12 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Grid Iron Bullies (80) at Greasy Weasels (76)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 29, 2010) In a week 12 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 80 to 76, behind the support of 70,153 faithful fans.

Welker, Wes NEP WR
Wes Welker

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 4 point victory by a 21 point effort from Wes Welker, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 90 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Welker was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 12. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Derrick Mason, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

It feels great to be world champions,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Joe Flacco, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 289 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Jacob Tamme, who snuck past the San Diego Chargers defense for 64 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

We weren’t mentally prepared,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Compounding the issue, Greasy Weasels could have scored 91 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Ricky Williams and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 6-9, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 9-6.

Coming up in week 13, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 10-5 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 14.1-point favorite, while the 7-8 The Undergarments are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 9.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 50 Twee Twerps 56
Elvis Impersonators 124 The Slim Shaggys 88
Vinny’s Gang 71 Greasy Weasels 76
The Hellfish 66 The Wondrful Gazonks 36
Z-Squad 109 San Quentin Saints 100
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 71 Grid Iron Bullies 80
The Undergarments 75 Bad Attitudes 85
Squishy Fuzz 50 The Slim Shaggys 88
Elvis Impersonators 124 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 71
Vinny’s Gang 71 The Wondrful Gazonks 36
The Hellfish 66 Twee Twerps 56
Z-Squad 109 Bad Attitudes 85
Grid Iron Bullies 80 Greasy Weasels 76
The Undergarments 75 San Quentin Saints 100