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Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Undergarments (113.35) at October Hunters (108.7)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 12, 2022) In a week 14 UFFLE showdown, the 13-1 The Undergarments squeaked by a disappointing 4-10 October Hunters team by a score of 113.35 to 108.70, extending their winning streak to 7 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 4.65 point victory by a 27.80 point effort from Justin Jefferson, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 223 receiving yards. With this performance, Jefferson was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 14. They also got help from a 21.05 point effort from Josh Allen, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 147 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 47 rushing yards.

“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.40 point effort from Jared Goff, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 330 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, Goff was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 14. They also got help from a 18.40 point effort from Josh Jacobs, who got by the Los Angeles Rams defense for 99 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 15 receiving yards.

“I take full responsibility for this loss,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Causing further embarrassment, October Hunters could have scored 119.30 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Marquise Goodwin and his corresponding 18.00 points on the bench.

October Hunters drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 14.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 13-1, and drops October Hunters to a record of 4-10.

View all game recaps below:
The Hellfish 55.05 The Lawn Wranglers 88.35
The Slim Shaggys 47.20 Z-Squad 105.35
Vinny’s Gang 66.60 Squishy Fuzz 53.65
Greasy Weasels 83.90 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 120.20
Pickled Harrons 102.25 Grid Iron Bullies 86.20
The Undergarments 113.35 October Hunters 108.70
Bad Attitudes 90.90 Elvis Impersonators 45.10

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October Hunters (79.6) at The Lawn Wranglers (78.25)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 5, 2022) In a week 13 UFFLE clash, the 4-9 October Hunters squeaked by a hapless 2-11 The Lawn Wranglers team by a score of 79.60 to 78.25, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,850.

October Hunters were led to their 1.35 point victory by a 23.00 point effort from Jared Goff, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 340 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Goff was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 22.00 point effort from Josh Jacobs, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 144 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 6 receiving yards.

“We came to play,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

The Lawn Wranglers were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.45 point effort from Justin Herbert, who beat the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 335 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19.10 point effort from D’Andre Swift, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 62 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 49 receiving yards.

“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Lawn Wranglers could have scored 87.25 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Kammeijer left key players like Alexander Mattison and his corresponding 8.80 points on the bench.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 4-9, and drops The Lawn Wranglers to a record of 2-11.

Coming up in week 14, the 5-8 The Hellfish are at The Lawn Wranglers, where The Lawn Wranglers are an early 7.3-point favorite, while the 12-1 The Undergarments are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 11.6-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 101.55 Greasy Weasels 85.65
October Hunters 79.60 The Lawn Wranglers 78.25
Grid Iron Bullies 59.45 Bad Attitudes 69.25
The Hellfish 70.45 The Undergarments 121.45
Pickled Harrons 107.20 Z-Squad 76.05
Squishy Fuzz 119.30 The Slim Shaggys 80.20
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 63.45 Vinny’s Gang 109.50

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Bad Attitudes (83.5) at Greasy Weasels (93.85)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 28, 2022) In a week 12 UFFLE event, the 8-4 Greasy Weasels beat a tough 7-5 Bad Attitudes team by a score of 93.85 to 83.50, behind the support of 77,839 faithful fans at The Grease Pit.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 10.35 point victory by a 17.70 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 77 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 17.30 point effort from Jonathan Taylor, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 86 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 12 receiving yards.

“It was a total team effort,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.40 point effort from Aaron Jones, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 43 rushing yards in addition to 56 receiving yards. They also got help from a 16.70 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who got by the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“Give them all the credit,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Adding salt to the wound, Bad Attitudes could have scored 108.75 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Trevor Lawrence and his corresponding 26.15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 8-4, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 7-5.

Coming up in week 13, the 3-9 Elvis Impersonators are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 18.4-point favorite, while the 6-6 Grid Iron Bullies are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 14.1-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 97.90 October Hunters 86.40
The Hellfish 57.50 Squishy Fuzz 76.10
The Slim Shaggys 89.80 Pickled Harrons 99.70
The Undergarments 114.10 Vinny’s Gang 83.25
Bad Attitudes 83.50 Greasy Weasels 93.85
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 95.80 Elvis Impersonators 78.80
Z-Squad 72.15 The Lawn Wranglers 91.70

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Greasy Weasels (86.75) at The Undergarments (90.85)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 21, 2022) In a week 11 UFFLE showdown, the 10-1 The Undergarments squeaked by a tough 7-4 Greasy Weasels team by a score of 90.85 to 86.75, extending their winning streak to 4 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 4.10 point victory by a 33.90 point effort from Tony Pollard, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 80 rushing yards in addition to 109 receiving yards. With this performance, Pollard was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 13.55 point effort from Josh Allen, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 197 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards.

“It was a total team effort,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.65 point effort from Kenny Pickett, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 265 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 14 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16.90 point effort from Jonathan Taylor, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 84 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 10 receiving yards.

“We lost our focus,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 101.95 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Ryan Tannehill and his corresponding 22.65 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 10-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 7-4.

Coming up in week 12, The Undergarments are at the 6-5 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 16.8-point underdog, while the 7-4 Bad Attitudes are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 5.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 86.75 The Undergarments 90.85
Squishy Fuzz 108.95 Elvis Impersonators 67.15
Bad Attitudes 133.90 Pickled Harrons 112.95
Vinny’s Gang 77.00 Z-Squad 104.30
The Slim Shaggys 72.55 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 80.95
Grid Iron Bullies 91.55 The Lawn Wranglers 83.00
October Hunters 65.65 The Hellfish 87.95

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The Lawn Wranglers (97.3) at Bad Attitudes (97.45)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 14, 2022) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, the 6-4 Bad Attitudes squeaked by a hapless 1-9 The Lawn Wranglers team by a score of 97.45 to 97.30, who have now lost 9 games in a row.

Bad Attitudes were led to their 0.15 point victory by a 27.00 point effort from Christian Kirk, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 105 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Kirk was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 10. They also got help from a 21.55 point effort from Trevor Lawrence, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 259 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 26 rushing yards.

“This team shows a lot of resiliency,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

The Lawn Wranglers were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.10 point effort from Dalvin Cook, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 119 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 27 receiving yards. With this performance, Cook was the number 5 ranked running back for week 10. They also got help from a 16.70 point effort from Raheem Mostert, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 65 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 22 receiving yards.

“We shot ourselves in the foot,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Lawn Wranglers could have scored 109.65 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Kammeijer left key players like Kirk Cousins and his corresponding 22.05 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 6-4, and drops The Lawn Wranglers to a record of 1-9.

Coming up in week 11, Bad Attitudes are at the 6-4 Pickled Harrons, where Pickled Harrons are an early 28.8-point favorite, while the 4-6 Grid Iron Bullies are at The Lawn Wranglers, where The Lawn Wranglers are an early 3.5-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 92.45 Grid Iron Bullies 88.25
Z-Squad 69.65 The Undergarments 105.75
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 65.05 Pickled Harrons 28.90
The Lawn Wranglers 97.30 Bad Attitudes 97.45
Vinny’s Gang 119.75 The Hellfish 70.80
October Hunters 58.90 Squishy Fuzz 110.75
Elvis Impersonators 68.70 The Slim Shaggys 67.70

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Squishy Fuzz (129.35) at Bad Attitudes (115.25)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 7, 2022) In a week 9 UFFLE intra-divisional contest, the 5-4 Squishy Fuzz beat a tough 5-4 Bad Attitudes team by a score of 129.35 to 115.25, silencing a partisan crowd of 77,697.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 14.10 point victory by a 53.10 point effort from Joe Mixonn, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 153 rushing yards and 4 rushing TDs in addition to 58 receiving yards. With this performance, Mixon was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. In addition, Mixon entered the UFFLE Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 1st-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 31.60 point effort from Davante Adams, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 146 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.60 point effort from Travis Etienne, who beat the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 109 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 17 receiving yards. With this performance, Etienne was the number 3 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 20.05 point effort from Trevor Lawrence, who got by the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 235 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 53 rushing yards.

“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Bad Attitudes drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 9.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 5-4, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 5-4.

Coming up in week 10, the 1-8 The Lawn Wranglers are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 14.3-point favorite, while the 3-6 October Hunters are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 23.4-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Pickled Harrons 71.00 Greasy Weasels 54.85
Z-Squad 79.15 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 91.75
Squishy Fuzz 129.35 Bad Attitudes 115.25
The Lawn Wranglers 66.75 The Undergarments 109.55
The Slim Shaggys 99.15 Vinny’s Gang 81.90
The Hellfish 83.35 Grid Iron Bullies 116.30
October Hunters 40.85 Elvis Impersonators 54.65

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The Lawn Wranglers (98.1) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts(98.7)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 31, 2022) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, the 3-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a hapless 1-7 The Lawn Wranglers team by a score of 98.70 to 98.10, who have now lost 7 games in a row.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 0.60 point victory by a 25.50 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 188 receiving yards in addition to 7 rushing yards. With this performance, Hill was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 8. They also got help from a 22.20 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 238 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 43 rushing yards.

“We’re going to savor this victory,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

The Lawn Wranglers were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.80 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 232 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. They also got help from a 22.60 point effort from Dalvin Cook, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 111 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 30 receiving yards.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Lawn Wranglers could have scored 108.15 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Kammeijer left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 25.95 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 3-5, and drops The Lawn Wranglers to a record of 1-7.

Coming up in week 9, the 5-3 Z-Squad are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 12.3-point favorite, while The Lawn Wranglers are at the 7-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 99.95 Squishy Fuzz 61.95
Vinny’s Gang 108.90 October Hunters 75.85
Pickled Harrons 53.00 The Hellfish 74.40
The Lawn Wranglers 98.10 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 98.70
The Undergarments 120.70 Elvis Impersonators 92.65
Bad Attitudes 140.35 The Slim Shaggys 107.15
Z-Squad 131.60 Grid Iron Bullies 74.70

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Lawn Wranglers (72.85) at Greasy Weasels (85.7)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 24, 2022) In a week 7 UFFLE showdown, the 5-2 Greasy Weasels pummeled a hapless 1-6 The Lawn Wranglers team by a score of 85.70 to 72.85, who have now lost 6 games in a row.

Greasy Weasels were helped out by a 29.00 point effort from Ja’Marr Chase, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 130 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Chase was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 14.00 point effort from Robbie Gould, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

The Lawn Wranglers were helped out by a 23.35 point effort from Justin Herbert, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 293 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. With this performance, Herbert was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 18.90 point effort from Raheem Mostert, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 79 rushing yards in addition to 30 receiving yards.

“We shot ourselves in the foot,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Lawn Wranglers could have scored 126.25 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Kammeijer left key players like Mecole Hardman and his corresponding 26.00 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 5-2, and drops The Lawn Wranglers to a record of 1-6.

Coming up in week 8, Greasy Weasels are at the 4-3 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 5.4-point favorite, while The Lawn Wranglers are at the 2-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 19.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Lawn Wranglers 72.85 Greasy Weasels 85.70
Elvis Impersonators 75.20 The Hellfish 62.20
Grid Iron Bullies 144.15 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 73.20
The Slim Shaggys 60.20 October Hunters 88.65
Pickled Harrons 89.95 The Undergarments 49.35
Bad Attitudes 100.35 Vinny’s Gang 83.35
Squishy Fuzz 89.65 Z-Squad 65.80

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The Undergarments (89.55) at Squishy Fuzz (87.85)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 17, 2022) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional event, the 6-0 The Undergarments squeaked by a mediocre 3-3 Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 89.55 to 87.85, extending their winning streak to 6 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 1.70 point victory by a 28.65 point effort from Josh Allen, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 329 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 32 rushing yards. With this performance, Allen was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 15.60 point effort from Allen Lazard, who got by the New York Jets defense for 76 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“I want to thank my Lord and Savior,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.90 point effort from Chase Claypool, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 96 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 8 rushing yards. With this performance, Claypool was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 6. They also got help from a 15.65 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 253 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“Give them all the credit,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Compounding the issue, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 101.90 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Justin Fields and his corresponding 21.30 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 6-0, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 3-3.

Coming up in week 7, the 4-2 Pickled Harrons are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 34.9-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 4-2 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 33.1-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Z-Squad 64.80 Greasy Weasels 73.25
Bad Attitudes 94.45 October Hunters 54.95
The Undergarments 89.55 Squishy Fuzz 87.85
The Lawn Wranglers 47.70 The Slim Shaggys 79.80
Vinny’s Gang 91.25 Grid Iron Bullies 77.50
The Hellfish 101.10 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 105.30
Elvis Impersonators 63.55 Pickled Harrons 71.90