Author: Commish

Elvis Impersonators vs. The Slim Shaggys
The Elvis Impersonators have lost two straight games, and can’t afford to lose too many more if they want to make the playoffs. The Elvis Impersonators lead the series 11-5-1.

Grid Iron Bullies vs. Vinny’s Gang
Vinny’s Gang dropped out of their first play tie with last weeks loss. A win this week could get them back into a first place tie. The Grid Iron Bullies only have a 3-6 record, but remain only two games out of first. Vinny’s Gang lead the series 2-1-1.

The Wondrful Gazonks vs. Z-Squad
This is a big for The Wondrful Gazonks. They are three games back in the Central Division and could gain some ground with this divisional win this week. A loss by The Wondrful Gazonk would all but bury them in the Central Division. Z-Squad lead the series 13-3.

Greasy Weasels vs. Squishy Fuzz 
This is a matchup between two first place teams that each have a team right behind them in the standings. Greasy Weasels lead the series 8-1-1.

Twee Twerps vs. The Undergarments
The Twee Twerps are still hanging onto their half game lead in the Central Division. The Undergarments need a win to stay tied or even take over the lead in the Eastern Division. The Twee Twerps lead the series 6-1.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts vs. Bad Attitudes
The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are having their best season in recent memory. They are 5-4 and only a game and a half out if first place. The Bad Attitudes are having one of the unluckiest seasons in recent memory. They are the top scoring team in the Eastern Division, yet they are in last place. Bad Attitudes lead the series 4-2-1.

The Hellfish vs. San Quentin Saints
The San Quentin Saints are only a game out of first despite only having a 4-5 record. The Hellfish are struggling in the Western Division with a 3-6 record they are four games back. The Hellfish lead the series 4-1.

The Wondrful Gazonks 70 Elvis Impersonators 53
The Wondrful Gazonks keep their season alive by pulling out this upset. The Elvis Impersonators fell bellow .500 with their second consecutive loss.

Greasy Weasels 92 The Slim Shaggys 73
The Greasy Weasels break their two game losing skid, and are all alone in first place thanks to Vinny’s Gang’s loss.

The Undergarments 72 Vinny’s Gang 58
The Undergarments moved into a first place tie in the Eastern Division with this win. Vinny’s Gang dropped out if a first place tie in the Western Division with this loss.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 67 The Hellfish 64
The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts can thank The Hellfish for this win. A couple of boneheaded bye weeks starts cost The Hellfish this game.

Twee Twerps 81 Bad Attitudes 80
Selvin Young came up just a couple points short on Monday night from pulling out the upset. The Twee Twerps keep their half game lead in the Central Division with this win.

Z-Squad 100 Squishy Fuzz 53
Z-Squad are on a roll with their fourth straight win and the high score this week, but still remain a half game behind the Twee Twerps in the Central Division. The Squishy Fuzz continue to slip. They are now in a first place tie with The Undergarments in the Eastern Division.

San Quentin Saints 88 Grid Iron Bullies 70
The San Quentin Saints may only be 4-5, but with this win they are only one game out of first place. The Grid Iron Bullies fell to 3-6, but are still only two games out of first place.

The Wondrful Gazonks vs. Elvis Impersonators
The Wondrful Gazonks are in desperate need of a win having lost their last three games. The Elvis Impersonators can’t afford to lose too many more games either. They have the top two teams in the league to try and catch in their division. The Wondrful Gazonks have never beaten the Elvis Impersonators. The Elvis Impersonators are 7-0 verses The Wondrful Gazonks.

Greasy Weasels vs. The Slim Shaggys
These two teams are total opposites. The Greasy Weasels started 6-0. The Slim Shaggys started 0-6. The Greasy Weasels are on a two game losing streak. The Slim Shaggys are on a two game wining streak. If The Slim Shaggys want to keep their slim playoff hopes alive, this is a must win. The Greasy Weasels lead the series 11-5.

The Undergarments vs. Vinny’s Gang
Both of these teams have a chance at moving into first place in their divisions this week. If the Greasy Weasels lose, Vinny’s Gang could be all alone in first place. If the Squishy Fuzz lose, The Undergarments could move into a first place tie. The series between these two teams is tied 3-3.

The Hellfish vs. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
The Hellfish are 3-5 and have a tough road ahead of them if they are to move up in the Western Division. The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts have only won one more game at 4-4, but are just a game and a half out of first in their division. The Hellfish lead the series 3-2.

Bad Attitudes vs. Twee Twerps
The Twee Twerps are off to a good start. They have the third best record in the league, but just a half game lead over Z-Squad. The Bad Attitudes are at the bottom of the Eastern Division, but still have a chance since they are in probably the worst division in the league. There is only one team with a winning record in the Eastern Division. The Twee Twerps lead the series 3-1.

Z-Squad vs. Squishy Fuzz
Z-Squad are only a half game behind the Twee Twerps in the Central Division. Squishy Fuzz only have a one game lead over The Undergarments in the Eastern Division. Z-Squad lead the series 8-1.

San Quentin Saints vs. Grid Iron Bullies
Both of these teams are 3-5, but being that they are in the Eastern Division, they are far from out of it. They are both only two games out of first place. The San Quentin Saints lead the series 6-5.

Z-Squad 95 Elvis Impersonators 84
Z-Squad didn’t need much from Reggie Wayne on Monday night, and of course he got more than enough. Z-Squad remains a half game back in the Central Division, and Elvis Impersonators fell to .500.

Vinny’s Gang 85 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 45
Vinny’s Gang won their 4th on a row and are now in a first place tie with the Greasy Weasels in the Western Division. The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts fell to 4-4, but are only a game and a half back in the Central Division.

Twee Twerps 94 The Wondrful Gazonks 54
Kenny Watson exploded for 33 points to help the Twee Twerps keep their half game lead in the Central Division. The Wondrful Gazonks missed out on their chance at gaining some ground in the Central Division and are now three games back.

Squishy Fuzz 66 San Quentin Saints 59
The Squishy Fuzz broke out of their three game slump and remain on top on the Eastern Division. The San Quentin Saints are struggling with a 3-5 record, but surprisingly they are only two games out of first place.

Grid Iron Bullies 86 Greasy Weasels 59
The Grid Iron Bullies pulled out the upset of the week. They handed the Greasy Weasels their second loss and are now only two games out of first in the Eastern Division.

The Slim Shaggys 87 The Undergarments 57
The Slim Shaggys also pulled out an upset. They are still in a deep hole being four games back though. The Undergarments fell to .500, but are only a game behind the Squishy Fuzz.

The Hellfish 93 Bad Attitudes 64
Both of these teams are going nowhere fast. The Hellfish improved to 3-5 and the Bad Attitudes fell to 3-5.

Elvis Impersonators vs. Z-Squad
The Elvis Impersonators are two games out of first place while Z-Squad are only a half game out of first place. The Elvis Impersonators lead the series 5-4.

Vinny’s Gang vs. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
Vinny’s Gang have a nice three game winning streak going, but they remain one game behind the Greasy Weasels. The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are only a half game out of first place and are looking to rebound after last weeks loss. The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts lead the series 5-4.

Twee Twerps vs. The Wondrful Gazonks
This is a matchup between the first and the last place teams in the Central Division. The Wondrful Gazonks may be in last place, but they are only two games out of first place. A win this week and they will only be one game back. The Twee Twerps lead the series 6-5-1.

San Quentin Saints vs. Squishy Fuzz
The Squishy Fuzz have dropped three straight games after their 4-0 start. The San Quentin Saints got off to a slow start, but they are only one game out of first place. The San Quentin Saints lead the series 9-3.

Greasy Weasels vs. Grid Iron Bullies
The Greasy Weasels suffered their first loss last week and hope to bounce back. The Grid Iron Bullies aren’t having a great year, but they are only two games out of first place. The Greasy Weasels lead the series 3-1.

The Slim Shaggys vs. The Undergarments
The Slim Shaggys finally got their first win last week. The Undergarments have won three straight games after their slow start and hope to take over the lead in the Eastern Division. The Undergarments lead the series 6-1.

The Hellfish vs. Bad Attitudes
Both of these teams are having rough seasons, but the Bad Attitudes are surprisingly only one game out of first. The Hellfish lead the series 3-2.

Elvis Impersonators 98 Greasy Weasels 83
Crack open the champagne. The 1998 Elvis Impersonators remain the only team to go unbeaten. Larry Johnson and Thomas Jones finally put up some good numbers for the Elvis Impersonators. Greasy Weasels had another great game, but it just wasn’t enough to win this week.

Vinny’s Gang 95 The Hellfish 68
Adrian Peterson had a huge day for Vinny’s Gang. He set a Vinny’s Gang record for most point by a running back in a game with 40. The old record was held by Barry Sanders and set back in 1997. The win puts Vinny’s Gang only one game out of first place.

Z-Squad 77 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 56
Z-Squad got three TDs from Braylon Edwards, and knocked the Hot Buttered Moose Nuts out of first place with this win. Both teams are now just a half game behind the Twee twerps.

The Slim Shaggys 94 The Wondrful Gazonks 66
Maurice Jones-Drew had a huge game helping give The Slim Shaggys their first win of the season. It was a tough loss for The Wondrful Gazonks, but they are still only two games out.

Twee Twerps 85 Squishy Fuzz 56
The Twee Twerps moved into first place in the Central Division with this win. This was the third straight loss for the Squishy Fuzz. The have lost their lead in the Eastern Division and are now tied for first with The Undergarments.

The Undergarments 106 Grid Iron Bullies 65
The Grid Iron Bullies had no chance with LT scoring four TDs. The Undergarments were the high scoring team and they moved into a first place tie in the Eastern Division with this win.

San Quentin Saints 92 Bad Attitudes 86
Jerious Norwood had a big game Monday night lifting the San Quentin Saints to 3-4 and dropping the Bad Attitudes to 3-4. Both teams are just one game out of first place in the Eastern Division despite not having the greatest of seasons so far.

Elvis Impersonators vs. Greasy Weasels
The Greasy Weasels are off to a good start. A win this week will tie their best start ever. The Elvis Impersonators are looking forward to giving the Greasy Weasels their first loss to remain to be the only team to finish the season undefeated. Greasy Weasels lead the series 9-7.

The Hellfish vs. Vinny’s Gang
Vinny’s Gang needs a will to keep up with the Greasy Weasels. The Hellfish need the win to keep their hopes alive for this season. Vinny’s Gang dominates the series 10-2.

Z-Squad vs. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts aren’t use to being at the top of the division. They need a win this week to stay there since Z-Squad are only one game out of first place. Z-Squad lead the series 9-5.

The Slim Shaggys vs. The Wondrful Gazonks
The Slim Shaggys are still looking for their first win. The Wondrful Gazonks are also last in their division, but they are only a game and a half out of first place, so their season is far from over. The Slim Shaggys lead the series 6-1.

Squishy Fuzz vs. Twee Twerps
The Squishy Fuzz have struggled the last two weeks after their 4-0 start. They are still in first place, but won’t be for long if they don’t win. The Twee Twerps are only a half game out of first place and could end up in first place with a win. Twee Twerps lead the series 5-1.

The Undergarments vs. Grid Iron Bullies
The Eastern Division has been pretty competitive this season. The Undergarments are one game out of first place and the Grid Iron Bullies are only two games out if first place. The Undergarments lead the series 7-3.

San Quentin Saints vs. Bad Attitudes
This is another big matchup in the Eastern Division. The Bad Attitudes are one game out of first place and the San Quentin Saints are only two games back. The San Quentin Saints lead the series 8-4.

Vinny’s Gang 78 Elvis Impersonators 54
The unknown Kenton Keith chipped in a well need 27 points to lead Vinny’s Gang to a win and put them all alone in second place in the Western Division.

Greasy Weasels 91 The Wondrful Gazonks 67
The Greasy Weasels remain undefeated with a nice win this week. The Wondrful Gazonks drop to 2-3-1, but are only a game and a half out if first.

The Hellfish 101 The Slim Shaggys 69
Ben Watson had a huge game as The Hellfish cruised to the century mark. The Slim Shaggys are still looking for their first win.

Z-Squad 97 Twee Twerps 64
Kris Brown’s 23 points was just one point shy of tying the league record for points for a kicker in a game. These two teams are now just a half game apart from each other in the highly competitive Central Division.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 67 Squishy Fuzz 40
Who needs running backs? The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts got the win without any points from their running backs. The Moose Nuts are hot. They have already won more games this season then the last three combined.

Grid Iron Bullies 59 Bad Attitudes 57
The Grid Iron Bullies got just enough from Jason Witten and Julius Jones on Monday night to pull out the two point victory. The loss doesn’t hurt the Bad Attitudes too much since the Squishy Fuzz also lost. The Bad Attitudes remain one game out of first place in the Eastern Division.

The Undergarments 60 San Quentin Saints 37
The San Quentin Saints set a record that they probably didn’t want to set. They broke the team record for lowest score. That’s the bad news. The good news is they are only two games back so their season is far from over.

Vinny’s Gang vs. Elvis Impersonators
Vinny’s Gang is slightly favored in this one. The winner will be all alone in second place in the Western Division. The loser will fall to .500. The Elvis Impersonators lead the series 12-5-1.

The Wondrful Gazonks vs. Greasy Weasels
The Greasy Weasels are off to one of their better starts. This is only the second time that they have ever been 5-0. Will they make it 6-0? The Wondrful Gazonks are only .500, but they are only one game out of first place. The Greasy Weasels lead the series 6-3.

The Slim Shaggys vs. The Hellfish
This game is a battle for the cellar in the Western Division. The Hellfish one have one win, and The Slim Shaggys are still looking for their first win. The Hellfish lead the series 8-5.

Twee Twerps vs. Z-Squad
Z-Squad aren’t use to being at the bottom of their division, but they are only a game and a half out of first. A win this week will leave them only a half game out of first. Twee Twerps lead the series 7-3.

Squishy Fuzz vs. Hot Buttered Moose Nuts
Both of these teams have struggled in recent years, but have had good starts this year. The Squishy Fuzz hope to bounce back after their first loss last week. The Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are only a half game out of first place. The Squishy Fuzz lead the series 6-2-1.

Bad Attitudes vs. Grid Iron Bullies
The Bad Attitudes are only a game out of first place. The Grid Iron Bullies got their first win last week, and will be back in the thick of things again with another win this week. The Bad Attitudes lead the series 6-4.

The Undergarments vs. San Quentin Saints
Both of these teams have had rough starts. They are both sitting at 2-3. The winner of this game might have a chance to turn their season around, the loser will be in an even bigger hole.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 56 Elvis Impersonators 53
With this win the Hot Buttered Moose Nuts actually have a winning record at 3-2 and are only a half game our of first in the Central Division. It must have been a disappointing Monday night for the Elvis Impersonators. They just needed an average Carson Palmer game to win, but instead came up three points short.

Vinny’s Gang 57 The Slim Shaggys 55
Neither team played particularly well this week. Vinny’s Gang squeaked out the two point victory and remain two games behind the Greasy Weasels while The SlimShaggys remain winless.

Greasy Weasels 86 The Hellfish 68
The Greasy Weasels continue to roll and are the only team left undefeated at 5-0. It was a tough divisional loss for The Hellfish as they fall to 1-4.

Bad Attitudes 88 Z-Squad 78
It was another big game for Randy Moss and the Bad Attitudes. They are 3-2 after a 0-2 start and only a game behind the Squishy Fuzz in the Eastern Division. The last two week have been tough for the Z-Squad, but they are only a game and a half out of first place despite being in last place in the Central Division.

The Wondrful Gazonks 55 Twee Twerps 55
Both teams were so close to winning this one, but really, you shouldn’t get a win for only putting up 55 points, and they didn’t.

The Undergarments 83 Squishy Fuzz 52
Tony Romo had a big game for The Undergarments and LT looks like he is back on track also. The Undergarments got a nice divisional win to remain in the hunt in the Eastern Division and handing Squishy Fuzz their first loss.

Grid Iron Bullies 77 San Quentin Saints 50
Santonio Holmes had a big game helping the Grid Iron Bullies win their first game of the season. The San Quentin Saints hopes for a 14-2 season is over. The way they have been playing maybe a 3-13 record is more likely.