Category: 2013

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Bad Attitudes (78) at Twee Twerps (85)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 28, 2013) In a week 8 UFFLE matchup, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough Bad Attitudes team by a score of 85 to 78, behind the support of 73,982 faithful fans at Tweeter.

Aaron Rodgers

Twee Twerps were led to their 7 point victory by a 23 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 285 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 31 rushing yards. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Andre Ellington, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 154 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 8 receiving yards.

“This win was no fluke,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 31 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 332 passing yards and 5 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Reggie Bush, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 92 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 30 receiving yards.

“They’ve had our number all season,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Adding salt to the wound, Bad Attitudes could have scored 113 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Emmanuel Sanders and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 3-5, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 4-4.

Coming up in week 9, Bad Attitudes are at the 6-2 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 9.2-point favorite, while the 6-2 Squishy Fuzz are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 8.4-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 105 Grid Iron Bullies 70
Squishy Fuzz 69 The Slim Shaggys 47
Z-Squad 72 The Wondrful Gazonks 95
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 85 Greasy Weasels 73
October Hunter 112 The Hellfish 33
Bad Attitudes 78 Twee Twerps 85
The Undergarments 37 Vinny’s Gang 101

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Bad Attitudes (68) at The Hellfish (67)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 21, 2013) In a week 7 UFFLE rivalry, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 68 to 67, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,442.

Brandon Weeden

Bad Attitudes were led to their 1 point victory by a 12 point effort from Brandon Weeden, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 149 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 20 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who beat the New York Jets defense for 114 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of poise,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from A.J. Green, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 155 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Green was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the New York Jets defense for 228 passing yards.

“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 75 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Sidney Rice and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 4-3, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 2-5.

Coming up in week 8, the 3-4 October Hunter are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 11.6-point underdog, while Bad Attitudes are at the 2-5 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 12.7-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 94 Greasy Weasels 68
The Undergarments 89 The Wondrful Gazonks 64
Bad Attitudes 68 The Hellfish 67
October Hunter 91 Twee Twerps 72
Squishy Fuzz 68 Elvis Impersonators 96
The Slim Shaggys 67 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 87
Vinny’s Gang 83 Z-Squad 58

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (67) at Z-Squad (69)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 14, 2013) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Z-Squad squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 69 to 67, behind the support of 72,414 faithful fans at Frozen Tundra.

Vernon Davis

Z-Squad were led to their 2 point victory by a 30 point effort from Vernon Davis, who tore apart the Arizona Cardinals defense for 180 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Davis was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 8 point effort from Alex Smith, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 128 passing yards in addition to 29 rushing yards.

“This team shows a lot of pride,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 295 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Kyle Rudolph, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 97 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This is a bitter pill to swallow,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Causing further embarrassment, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 78 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Joe Flacco and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 2-4, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 3-3.

Coming up in week 7, the 1-5 The Slim Shaggys are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 12.1-point favorite, while the 4-2 Vinny’s Gang are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 24.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 104 Vinny’s Gang 89
The Slim Shaggys 42 The Hellfish 67
The Wondrful Gazonks 70 Twee Twerps 66
Squishy Fuzz 101 Greasy Weasels 54
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 67 Z-Squad 69
October Hunter 86 Bad Attitudes 81
The Undergarments 104 Grid Iron Bullies 51

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Twee Twerps (81) at The Hellfish (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 7, 2013) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 81 to 73, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,446.

Jacquizz Rodgers

Twee Twerps were led to their 8 point victory by a 17 point effort from Jacquizz Rodgers, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 43 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 15 receiving yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 6 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 274 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“This was a good win for us,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Ray Rice, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 74 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 28 receiving yards. With this performance, Rice was the number 2 ranked running back for week 5. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Justin Tucker, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 4 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“We didn’t get the job done,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 2-3, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 1-4.

Coming up in week 6, the 1-4 The Slim Shaggys are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 1.8-point underdog, while the 2-3 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 12.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 86 The Slim Shaggys 61
Twee Twerps 81 The Hellfish 73
The Wondrful Gazonks 59 Squishy Fuzz 68
Greasy Weasels 87 October Hunter 68
Z-Squad 59 Grid Iron Bullies 97
Bad Attitudes 57 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 97
The Undergarments 107 Elvis Impersonators 99

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Grid Iron Bullies (106) at The Wondrful Gazonks (104)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 30, 2013) In a week 4 UFFLE matchup, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 106 to 104, extending the winning streak for Grid Iron Bullies to 4 games.

Darren Sproles

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 2 point victory by a 25 point effort from Darren Sproles, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 28 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 114 receiving yards. With this performance, Sproles was the number 2 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 153 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 26 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 140 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs. With this performance, Peterson was the number 1 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who tore apart the Minnesota Vikings defense for 383 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Compounding the issue, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 118 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Coby Fleener and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 4.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 4-0, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-2.

Coming up in week 5, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 3-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 4.2-point underdog, while the 1-3 Z-Squad are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 24.2-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 106 The Wondrful Gazonks 104
The Undergarments 84 Squishy Fuzz 94
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 94 October Hunter 84
Greasy Weasels 91 Z-Squad 65
The Slim Shaggys 59 Bad Attitudes 108
Vinny’s Gang 83 Twee Twerps 63
Elvis Impersonators 99 The Hellfish 78

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Elvis Impersonators (83) at Greasy Weasels (80)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 23, 2013) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 83 to 80, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,970 at The Grease Pit.

Jordan Cameron

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 3 point victory by a 24 point effort from Jordan Cameron, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 66 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. With this performance, Cameron was the number 2 ranked tight end for week 3. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 92 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 80 receiving yards.

“I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from Jimmy Graham, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 134 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Graham was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 3. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Michael Vick, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 201 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 99 rushing yards.

“They out-coached us,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 93 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Ronnie Hillman and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 1-2, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 2-1.

Coming up in week 4, Greasy Weasels are at the 1-2 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 22.0-point underdog, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 1-2 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 24.2-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 83 Greasy Weasels 80
The Hellfish 73 The Undergarments 59
Twee Twerps 63 The Slim Shaggys 80
The Wondrful Gazonks 82 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 76
Z-Squad 69 Bad Attitudes 106
October Hunter 72 Vinny’s Gang 94
Grid Iron Bullies 71 Squishy Fuzz 51