Category: 2015

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

Greasy Weasels (90) at The Undergarments (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 2, 2015) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 94 to 90, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 8 games.

Matt Ryan

The Undergarments were led to their 4 point victory by a 25 point effort from Matt Ryan, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 397 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 94 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This team shows a lot of poise,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 29 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Miami Dolphins defense for 356 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Brady was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Rob Gronkowski, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 113 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We can still hold our heads high,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 116 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Eli Manning and his corresponding 35 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 8-0, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 5-3.

Coming up in week 9, the 2-6 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 43.6-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 5-3 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 7.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 100 The Hellfish 38
The Slim Shaggys 48 The Wondrful Gazonks 69
Twee Twerps 62 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 73
Squishy Fuzz 99 Z-Squad 75
Greasy Weasels 90 The Undergarments 94
October Hunters 95 Elvis Impersonators 88
Grid Iron Bullies 87 Bad Attitudes 99

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (74) at October Hunters (76)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 26, 2015) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, October Hunters squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 76 to 74, extending the winning streak for October Hunters to 5 games.

Philip Rivers

October Hunters were led to their 2 point victory by a 27 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 336 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Rivers was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Jonathan Stewart, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 125 rushing yards.

“I was just doing my job,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 122 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Alex Smith, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 251 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 5 rushing yards.

“I tip my hat to them,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 82 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Dan Carpenter and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 5-2, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-6.

Coming up in week 8, the 2-5 Twee Twerps are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 17.1-point underdog, while October Hunters are at the 4-3 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 17.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 90 The Wondrful Gazonks 104
The Undergarments 95 Squishy Fuzz 71
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 74 October Hunters 76
Greasy Weasels 135 Z-Squad 74
The Slim Shaggys 53 Bad Attitudes 42
Vinny’s Gang 71 Twee Twerps 62
Elvis Impersonators 87 The Hellfish 94

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (43) at Elvis Impersonators (41)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 19, 2015) In a week 6 UFFLE battle, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 43 to 41, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,977 at Graceland.

Marshawn Lynch

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 2 point victory by a 11 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 54 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD. They also got help from a 8 point effort from Rashad Jennings, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 63 rushing yards in addition to 20 receiving yards.

“This team has served notice,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Marcus Mariota, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 219 passing yards and 1 passing TD. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Julio Jones, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 93 receiving yards.

“They ate our lunch,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 93 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Martavis Bryant and his corresponding 25 points on the bench.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 12 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 6.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 1-5, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 4-2.

Coming up in week 7, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 4-2 October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 46.3-point favorite, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 4-2 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 3.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

October Hunters 91 The Wondrful Gazonks 63
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 43 Elvis Impersonators 41
Z-Squad 82 The Slim Shaggys 63
Greasy Weasels 109 Vinny’s Gang 89
Squishy Fuzz 67 Bad Attitudes 81
Twee Twerps 80 The Undergarments 114
The Hellfish 87 Grid Iron Bullies 63

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The Wondrful Gazonks (59) at The Hellfish (56)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 12, 2015) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 59 to 56, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,036.

Carson Palmer

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 3 point victory by a 17 point effort from Carson Palmer, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 161 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 12 point effort from T.J. Yeldon, who snuck past the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 32 rushing yards in addition to 31 receiving yards.

“The important thing is that we won,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 241 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 39 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Arian Foster, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 41 rushing yards in addition to 77 receiving yards.

“My hat’s off to them,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Compounding the issue, The Hellfish could have scored 69 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Blake Bortles and his corresponding 29 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 5.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 2-3, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 3-2.

Coming up in week 6, the 3-2 October Hunters are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 27.8-point underdog, while The Hellfish are at the 1-4 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 4.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Elvis Impersonators 59 Twee Twerps 53
Vinny’s Gang 89 Squishy Fuzz 76
The Wondrful Gazonks 59 The Hellfish 56
Greasy Weasels 88 Bad Attitudes 104
Z-Squad 71 October Hunters 111
The Undergarments 96 The Slim Shaggys 69
Grid Iron Bullies 107 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 41

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Greasy Weasels (83) at October Hunters (84)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 5, 2015) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, October Hunters squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 84 to 83, behind the support of 74,685 faithful fans at The Hunting Grounds.

Philip Rivers

October Hunters were led to their 1 point victory by a 26 point effort from Philip Rivers, who tore apart the Cleveland Browns defense for 358 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Rivers was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Keenan Allen, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 72 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Le’Veon Bell, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 129 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards. With this performance, Bell was the number 4 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Buffalo Bills defense for 212 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.

“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 95 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Danny Woodhead and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

Greasy Weasels drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 4.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 2-2, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 3-1.

Coming up in week 5, Greasy Weasels are at the 3-1 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 17.8-point underdog, while the 3-1 Z-Squad are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 16.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Vinny’s Gang 97 The Slim Shaggys 48
Twee Twerps 67 The Hellfish 82
The Wondrful Gazonks 77 Squishy Fuzz 63
Greasy Weasels 83 October Hunters 84
Z-Squad 65 Grid Iron Bullies 60
Bad Attitudes 60 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 44
The Undergarments 98 Elvis Impersonators 68

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The Hellfish (100) at Z-Squad (90)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 28, 2015) In a week 3 UFFLE matchup, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 100 to 90, silencing a partisan crowd of 65,699 at Frozen Tundra.

Aaron Rodgers

The Hellfish were led to their 10 point victory by a 32 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 333 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 16 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Jeremy Maclin, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 141 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This team shows a lot of poise,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Randall Cobb, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 91 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs in addition to 12 rushing yards. With this performance, Cobb was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 126 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.

“We shot ourselves in the foot,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 120 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like LeGarrette Blount and his corresponding 26 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 2-1, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 2-1.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-1 Twee Twerps are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 2.3-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 0-3 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 3.7-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:

Grid Iron Bullies 110 October Hunters 127
Bad Attitudes 79 Vinny’s Gang 55
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 60 The Undergarments 98
Squishy Fuzz 68 Twee Twerps 101
The Wondrful Gazonks 75 Greasy Weasels 88
The Hellfish 100 Z-Squad 90
The Slim Shaggys 50 Elvis Impersonators 95

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Elvis Impersonators (78) at The Wondrful Gazonks (77)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 21, 2015) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 78 to 77, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,838.

Ryan Tannehill

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 1 point victory by a 24 point effort from Ryan Tannehill, who tore apart the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 359 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 17 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 125 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 2 receiving yards.

“It was a hard-fought contest,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Carson Palmer, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 185 passing yards and 4 passing TDs. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Latavius Murray, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 65 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 22 receiving yards.

“I take full responsibility for this loss,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 2-0, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 2-0 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 33-point favorite, while the 1-1 The Slim Shaggys are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Bad Attitudes 65 The Undergarments 72
October Hunters 84 The Slim Shaggys 102
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 62 Squishy Fuzz 75
Twee Twerps 66 Z-Squad 81
The Hellfish 62 Greasy Weasels 102
Vinny’s Gang 92 Grid Iron Bullies 76
Elvis Impersonators 78 The Wondrful Gazonks 77

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Elvis Impersonators (103) at Vinny’s Gang (94)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2015) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 103 to 94, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,571.

Julio Jones

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 9 point victory by a 26 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 141 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Jones was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 57 rushing yards in addition to 46 receiving yards.

“It was a workman-like effort,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Arizona Cardinals defense for 355 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Jeremy Hill, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 63 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.

“They stepped up and made the plays,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 121 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Austin Seferian-Jenkins and his corresponding 23 points on the bench.

Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 1.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 1-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, Vinny’s Gang are at the 0-1 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 44.0-point underdog, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 0-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 41.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 103 Vinny’s Gang 94
The Slim Shaggys 63 The Hellfish 79
The Wondrful Gazonks 62 Twee Twerps 67
Squishy Fuzz 69 Greasy Weasels 103
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 52 Z-Squad 76
October Hunters 83 Bad Attitudes 101
The Undergarments 84 Grid Iron Bullies 50