Category: 2022

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Lawn Wranglers (98.1) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts(98.7)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 31, 2022) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, the 3-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a hapless 1-7 The Lawn Wranglers team by a score of 98.70 to 98.10, who have now lost 7 games in a row.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 0.60 point victory by a 25.50 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 188 receiving yards in addition to 7 rushing yards. With this performance, Hill was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 8. They also got help from a 22.20 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 238 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 43 rushing yards.

“We’re going to savor this victory,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

The Lawn Wranglers were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.80 point effort from Kirk Cousins, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 232 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. They also got help from a 22.60 point effort from Dalvin Cook, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 111 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 30 receiving yards.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Lawn Wranglers could have scored 108.15 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Kammeijer left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 25.95 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 3-5, and drops The Lawn Wranglers to a record of 1-7.

Coming up in week 9, the 5-3 Z-Squad are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 12.3-point favorite, while The Lawn Wranglers are at the 7-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 99.95 Squishy Fuzz 61.95
Vinny’s Gang 108.90 October Hunters 75.85
Pickled Harrons 53.00 The Hellfish 74.40
The Lawn Wranglers 98.10 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 98.70
The Undergarments 120.70 Elvis Impersonators 92.65
Bad Attitudes 140.35 The Slim Shaggys 107.15
Z-Squad 131.60 Grid Iron Bullies 74.70

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Lawn Wranglers (72.85) at Greasy Weasels (85.7)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 24, 2022) In a week 7 UFFLE showdown, the 5-2 Greasy Weasels pummeled a hapless 1-6 The Lawn Wranglers team by a score of 85.70 to 72.85, who have now lost 6 games in a row.

Greasy Weasels were helped out by a 29.00 point effort from Ja’Marr Chase, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 130 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Chase was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 14.00 point effort from Robbie Gould, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

The Lawn Wranglers were helped out by a 23.35 point effort from Justin Herbert, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 293 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. With this performance, Herbert was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 18.90 point effort from Raheem Mostert, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 79 rushing yards in addition to 30 receiving yards.

“We shot ourselves in the foot,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Lawn Wranglers could have scored 126.25 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Kammeijer left key players like Mecole Hardman and his corresponding 26.00 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 5-2, and drops The Lawn Wranglers to a record of 1-6.

Coming up in week 8, Greasy Weasels are at the 4-3 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 5.4-point favorite, while The Lawn Wranglers are at the 2-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 19.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Lawn Wranglers 72.85 Greasy Weasels 85.70
Elvis Impersonators 75.20 The Hellfish 62.20
Grid Iron Bullies 144.15 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 73.20
The Slim Shaggys 60.20 October Hunters 88.65
Pickled Harrons 89.95 The Undergarments 49.35
Bad Attitudes 100.35 Vinny’s Gang 83.35
Squishy Fuzz 89.65 Z-Squad 65.80

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The Undergarments (89.55) at Squishy Fuzz (87.85)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 17, 2022) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional event, the 6-0 The Undergarments squeaked by a mediocre 3-3 Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 89.55 to 87.85, extending their winning streak to 6 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 1.70 point victory by a 28.65 point effort from Josh Allen, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 329 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 32 rushing yards. With this performance, Allen was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 15.60 point effort from Allen Lazard, who got by the New York Jets defense for 76 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“I want to thank my Lord and Savior,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.90 point effort from Chase Claypool, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 96 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 8 rushing yards. With this performance, Claypool was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 6. They also got help from a 15.65 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 253 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“Give them all the credit,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Compounding the issue, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 101.90 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Justin Fields and his corresponding 21.30 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 6-0, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 3-3.

Coming up in week 7, the 4-2 Pickled Harrons are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 34.9-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 4-2 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 33.1-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Z-Squad 64.80 Greasy Weasels 73.25
Bad Attitudes 94.45 October Hunters 54.95
The Undergarments 89.55 Squishy Fuzz 87.85
The Lawn Wranglers 47.70 The Slim Shaggys 79.80
Vinny’s Gang 91.25 Grid Iron Bullies 77.50
The Hellfish 101.10 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 105.30
Elvis Impersonators 63.55 Pickled Harrons 71.90

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Pickled Harrons (85.15) at Vinny’s Gang (84.05)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 10, 2022) In a week 5 UFFLE event, the 3-2 Pickled Harrons squeaked by a tough 3-2 Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 85.15 to 84.05, silencing a partisan crowd of 71,995.

Pickled Harrons were led to their 1.10 point victory by a 20.45 point effort from Joe Burrow, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 217 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 6 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17.30 point effort from DK Metcalf, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 88 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“I’m in a state of shock,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.90 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 54 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 50 receiving yards. They also got help from a 18.50 point effort from Rhamondre Stevenson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 161 rushing yards in addition to 14 receiving yards.

“We didn’t match their intensity,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Compounding the issue, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 99.25 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Jakobi Meyers and his corresponding 20.60 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Pickled Harrons to 3-2, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 3-2.

Coming up in week 6, Vinny’s Gang are at the 2-3 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 3.4-point favorite, while the 0-5 Elvis Impersonators are at Pickled Harrons, where Pickled Harrons are an early 10.4-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 69.65 October Hunters 77.35
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 74.80 Bad Attitudes 76.30
Squishy Fuzz 80.70 The Lawn Wranglers 74.70
The Undergarments 110.85 The Slim Shaggys 84.20
Pickled Harrons 85.15 Vinny’s Gang 84.05
The Hellfish 145.00 Z-Squad 100.80
Elvis Impersonators 101.85 Grid Iron Bullies 124.90

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Z-Squad (108.35) at Elvis Impersonators (106.15)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 3, 2022) In a week 4 UFFLE classic, the 4-0 Z-Squad squeaked by a hapless 0-4 Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 108.35 to 106.15, extending their winning streak to 4 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 2.20 point victory by a 24.95 point effort from Kyler Murray, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 207 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 26 rushing yards. With this performance, Murray was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 23.40 point effort from Jamaal Williams, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 108 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 1 receiving yards.

“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 28.25 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 385 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Brady was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 18.00 point effort from Greg Joseph, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 5 field goals made and 1 extra point.

“We beat ourselves,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 118.75 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Jeffery Wilson and his corresponding 13.40 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 4-0, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 0-4.

Coming up in week 5, the 2-2 The Hellfish are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 5.5-point favorite, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 1-3 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 3.6-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Slim Shaggys 99.55 Greasy Weasels 63.75
Z-Squad 108.35 Elvis Impersonators 106.15
Pickled Harrons 68.25 Squishy Fuzz 102.00
Vinny’s Gang 84.95 The Lawn Wranglers 73.10
The Hellfish 108.55 Bad Attitudes 67.20
Grid Iron Bullies 94.95 The Undergarments 125.95
October Hunters 111.10 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 85.90

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Greasy Weasels (80.4) at The Hellfish (80.3)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 26, 2022) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, the 3-0 Greasy Weasels squeaked by a mediocre 1-2 The Hellfish team by a score of 80.40 to 80.30, extending their winning streak to 3 games.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 0.10 point victory by a 22.40 point effort from Ryan Tannehill, who got by the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 264 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 2 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11.90 point effort from Ja’Marr Chase, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 29 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We’re going to use this win as a building block,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.60 point effort from Saquon Barkley, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 81 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 45 receiving yards. With this performance, Barkley was the number 5 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 15.90 point effort from Travis Kelce, who snuck past the Indianapolis Colts defense for 58 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 1 rushing yards.

“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Hellfish could have scored 110.10 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Russell Gage and his corresponding 20.70 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 3-0, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-1 The Slim Shaggys are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 4.7-point favorite, while The Hellfish are at the 1-2 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 4.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 80.40 The Hellfish 80.30
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 80.10 Squishy Fuzz 83.05
The Undergarments 101.90 Bad Attitudes 87.50
The Lawn Wranglers 85.00 Pickled Harrons 85.95
Vinny’s Gang 82.00 Elvis Impersonators 54.95
Grid Iron Bullies 72.90 The Slim Shaggys 96.65
October Hunters 65.05 Z-Squad 107.20

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Squishy Fuzz (76.5) at Greasy Weasels (86.05)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 19, 2022) In a week 2 UFFLE clash, the 2-0 Greasy Weasels beat a hapless 0-2 Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 86.05 to 76.50, behind the support of 66,550 faithful fans at The Grease Pit.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 9.55 point victory by a 38.80 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 148 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. With this performance, Diggs was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 9.00 point effort from Robbie Gould, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 2 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“It hasn’t sunk in yet,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.60 point effort from Matthew Stafford, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 272 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 18.80 point effort from Rashod Bateman, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 108 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We came out flat,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Adding salt to the wound, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 92.70 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Tee Higgins and his corresponding 16.10 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 2-0, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 1-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 5-point favorite, while Greasy Weasels are at the 1-1 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 6.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Undergarments 126.75 Elvis Impersonators 55.50
Squishy Fuzz 76.50 Greasy Weasels 86.05
The Lawn Wranglers 75.40 Vinny’s Gang 84.30
Pickled Harrons 43.95 The Slim Shaggys 118.30
Bad Attitudes 136.85 Grid Iron Bullies 69.65
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 129.40 October Hunters 78.95
Z-Squad 112.15 The Hellfish 84.45

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Z-Squad (88.55) AT Bad Attitudes (84.5)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 12, 2022) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional event, the Z-Squad squeaked by a hapless Bad Attitudes team by a score of 88.55 to 84.50, silencing a partisan crowd of 75,851.

Z-Squad were led to their 4.05 point victory by a 20.90 point effort from Clyde Edwards-Helaire, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 42 rushing yards in addition to 32 receiving yards. With this performance, Edwards-Helaire was the number 6 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 19.55 point effort from Kyler Murray, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 193 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 29 rushing yards.

“We really took it to ’em,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.80 point effort from Matt Ryan, who tore apart the Houston Texans defense for 352 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 12 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15.70 point effort from Jaylen Waddle, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 69 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“We lost our focus,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 92.50 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Christian Kirk and his corresponding 14.70 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 1-0, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, Bad Attitudes are at the 1-0 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 9.3-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 1-0 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 19.2-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 76.10 The Lawn Wranglers 99.05
October Hunters 71.35 Pickled Harrons 83.10
The Slim Shaggys 84.25 The Hellfish 130.00
Greasy Weasels 114.90 Vinny’s Gang 48.20
Squishy Fuzz 83.40 Grid Iron Bullies 97.50
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 94.55 The Undergarments 133.05
Z-Squad 88.55 Bad Attitudes 84.50