Category: 2023

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Pickled Harrons (93.05) at Z-Squad (93.7)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 11, 2023) In a week 14 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, the 9-5 Z-Squad squeaked by a tough 9-5 Pickled Harrons team by a score of 93.70 to 93.05, behind the support of 61,627 faithful fans at Frozen Tundra.

Z-Squad were led to their 0.65 point victory by a 24.10 point effort from David Njoku, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 91 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Njoku was the number 2 ranked tight end for week 14. They also got help from a 17.60 point effort from Derrick Henry, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 34 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 17 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of pride,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

Pickled Harrons were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.45 point effort from Jake Browning, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 275 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 7 rushing yards. With this performance, Browning was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 14. They also got help from a 13.10 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the Carolina Panthers defense for 56 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.

Compounding the issue, Pickled Harrons could have scored 114.65 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Cooper Harron left key players like Ezekiel Elliott and his corresponding 23.50 points on the bench.

Pickled Harrons drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 14.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 9-5, and drops Pickled Harrons to a record of 9-5.

Coming up in week 15, the 9-5 Pickled Harrons are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 11.0-point underdog, while Pickled Harrons are at the 9-5 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 11.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Bad Attitudes 87.85 The Undergarments 68.95
October Hunters 72.95 The Lawn Wranglers 72.20
The Slim Shaggys 51.40 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 97.60
Elvis Impersonators 74.80 Greasy Weasels 82.65
The Hellfish 127.50 Grid Iron Bullies 87.35
Vinny’s Gang 82.15 Squishy Fuzz 92.60
Pickled Harrons 93.05 Z-Squad 93.70

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Slim Shaggys (122.5) at Vinny’s Gang (121.75)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 4, 2023) In a week 13 UFFLE showdown, the 4-9 The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough 9-4 Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 122.50 to 121.75, silencing a partisan crowd of 64,325.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 0.75 point victory by a 33.80 point effort from Deebo Samuel, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 116 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. With this performance, Samuel was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 13. They also got help from a 29.60 point effort from Nico Collins, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 191 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“I want to thank my Lord and Savior,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 27.25 point effort from Dak Prescott, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 299 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 23 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 26.60 point effort from CeeDee Lamb, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 116 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 30 rushing yards.

“The best team won today,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Causing further embarrassment, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 127.25 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Jonathan Mingo and his corresponding 9.90 points on the bench.

Vinny’s Gang drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 13.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 4-9, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 9-4.

Coming up in week 14, The Slim Shaggys are at the 3-10 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 2.2-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 6-7 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 34.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 76.70 Pickled Harrons 133.10
The Hellfish 88.10 Bad Attitudes 100.30
Z-Squad 74.20 The Lawn Wranglers 81.10
Elvis Impersonators 100.55 Squishy Fuzz 101.30
The Slim Shaggys 122.50 Vinny’s Gang 121.75
Grid Iron Bullies 83.70 The Undergarments 93.10
October Hunters 61.35 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 71.80

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Z-Squad (91.5) at October Hunters (88.9)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 27, 2023) In a week 12 UFFLE showdown, the 8-4 Z-Squad squeaked by a disappointing 3-9 October Hunters team by a score of 91.50 to 88.90, extending their winning streak to 4 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 2.60 point victory by a 31.90 point effort from C.J. Stroud, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 304 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 47 rushing yards. With this performance, Stroud was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 20.10 point effort from Derrick Henry, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 76 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.

“They gave us a big scare,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.30 point effort from Sam Howell, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 300 passing yards in addition to 13 rushing yards. They also got help from a 20.50 point effort from Josh Jacobs, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 110 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 15 receiving yards.

“My hat’s off to them,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Causing further embarrassment, October Hunters could have scored 94.80 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Jared Goff and his corresponding 24.50 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 8-4, and drops October Hunters to a record of 3-9.

Coming up in week 13, Z-Squad are at the 6-6 The Lawn Wranglers, while October Hunters are at the 2-10 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 10.4-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 108.80 Grid Iron Bullies 83.00
Pickled Harrons 84.65 Elvis Impersonators 111.75
Z-Squad 91.50 October Hunters 88.90
Squishy Fuzz 75.95 The Hellfish 88.90
The Undergarments 104.20 The Slim Shaggys 75.65
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 89.45 Vinny’s Gang 117.25
Bad Attitudes 101.90 The Lawn Wranglers 90.65

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Bad Attitudes (97.1) at Elvis Impersonators (96.85)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 20, 2023) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, the 4-7 Bad Attitudes squeaked by a mediocre 4-7 Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 97.10 to 96.85, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,926.

Bad Attitudes were led to their 0.25 point victory by a 32.80 point effort from Trevor Lawrence, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 262 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 17 rushing yards. With this performance, Lawrence was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 18.90 point effort from George Kittle, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 89 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This win is for all the fans,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.85 point effort from Justin Fields, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 169 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 104 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19.10 point effort from D.J. Moore, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 96 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“It’s been a great ride,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Elvis Impersonators could have scored 105.20 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Brandon Mannie left key players like Jordan Loven and his corresponding 22.10 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 4-7, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 4-7.

Coming up in week 12, the 8-3 Pickled Harrons are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 1.6-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 6-5 The Lawn Wranglers, where The Lawn Wranglers are an early 4.1-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 73.55 Greasy Weasels 55.95
Bad Attitudes 97.10 Elvis Impersonators 96.85
October Hunters 78.10 The Undergarments 98.30
Grid Iron Bullies 69.45 Z-Squad 93.90
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 79.80 Squishy Fuzz 88.95
The Lawn Wranglers 106.30 Pickled Harrons 99.65
The Hellfish 100.65 The Slim Shaggys 57.15

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Undergarments (110.05) at Vinny’s Gang (122.2)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 13, 2023) In a week 10 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, the 7-3 Vinny’s Gang beat a strong 9-1 The Undergarments team by a score of 122.20 to 110.05, extending their winning streak to 3 games.

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 12.15 point victory by a 39.90 point effort from Dak Prescott, who tore apart the New York Giants defense for 404 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 17 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 10. They also got help from a 34.00 point effort from CeeDee Lamb, who beat the New York Giants defense for 151 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 14 rushing yards.

“We snatched victory out of the jaws of defeat,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.50 point effort from Amon-Ra St. Brown, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 156 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, St. Brown was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 10. They also got help from a 24.90 point effort from T.J. Hockenson, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 134 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“They just made the big plays and we didn’t,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

The Undergarments drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 10.

This brings the record for Vinny’s Gang to 7-3, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 9-1.

Coming up in week 11, Vinny’s Gang are at the 7-3 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 5.6-point underdog, while the 3-7 October Hunters are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 13.4-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 119.25 October Hunters 58.85
Elvis Impersonators 71.35 The Hellfish 82.25
The Lawn Wranglers 97.75 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 61.35
The Undergarments 110.05 Vinny’s Gang 122.20
Squishy Fuzz 82.30 Bad Attitudes 62.45
Z-Squad 103.20 The Slim Shaggys 84.45
Pickled Harrons 115.55 Grid Iron Bullies 98.80

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Grid Iron Bullies (68.35) at Squishy Fuzz (52)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 6, 2023) In a week 9 UFFLE showdown, the 3-6 Grid Iron Bullies destroyed a disappointing 3-6 Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 68.35 to 52.00, silencing a partisan crowd of 79,093.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out by a 20.00 point effort from Austin Ekeler, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 47 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 23 receiving yards. With this performance, Ekeler was the number 5 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 17.65 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 185 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 24 rushing yards.

“We made our own breaks,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out by a 15.30 point effort from Joe Mixon, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 37 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 31 receiving yards. They also got help from a 8.00 point effort from Chris Boswell, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 2 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Compounding the issue, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 73.60 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Tee Higgins and his corresponding 15.00 points on the bench.

Grid Iron Bullies took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 9.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 3-6, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 3-6.

Coming up in week 10, Squishy Fuzz are at the 3-6 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 5.3-point underdog, while the 7-2 Pickled Harrons are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 0.9-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Pickled Harrons 98.80 Bad Attitudes 80.85
The Lawn Wranglers 71.60 The Hellfish 95.55
Greasy Weasels 79.85 The Undergarments 100.60
The Slim Shaggys 53.65 Elvis Impersonators 76.95
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 57.25 Z-Squad 74.55
Grid Iron Bullies 68.35 Squishy Fuzz 52.00
October Hunters 84.25 Vinny’s Gang 129.50