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Winkenbowl XXX Recap

Winkenbowl XXX

The Undergarments (108.15) vs Vinny’s Gang (140.35)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 31, 2023) In a week 17 UFFLE playoff battle, the 9-5 Vinny’s Gang destroyed a strong 12-2 The Undergarments team by a score of 140.35 to 108.15, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,583. With their 140.35 points, Vinny’s Gang is now the proud record-holder of the 11th-highest weekly point total in league history.

CeeDee Lamb

Vinny’s Gang were helped out by a 35.70 point effort from CeeDee Lamb, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 227 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 5 rushing yards. With this performance, Lamb was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 17. They also got help from a 26.00 point effort from Isiah Pacheco, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 130 rushing yards in addition to 35 receiving yards.

“This team shows a lot of heart,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

The Undergarments were helped out by a 29.10 point effort from Kyren Williams, who got by the New York Giants defense for 87 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Williams was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 17. They also got help from a 19.85 point effort from Jalen Hurts, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 167 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 25 rushing yards.

“I tip my hat to them,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

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Playoff Scenarios

There is an amazing site at playoffcomputer.appspot.com. It makes calculating playoff scenarios way easier. The following scenarios are all based on that site. They are 100% accurate to my knowledge, but may not be 100%.

Team Synopsis

Greasy Weasels (7-6-0). ELIMINATED from division race. Wildcard odds: Clinch 50%. Tie 0%. Controls own destiny.
Pickled Harrons (7-6-0). ELIMINATED from division race. Wildcard odds: Clinch 31%. Tie 18%.
Vinny’s Gang (8-5-0).. ELIMINATED from division race. Wildcard odds: Clinch 81%. Tie 18%. Controls own destiny.
The Slim Shaggys (7-6-0). ELIMINATED from division race. Wildcard odds: Clinch 18%. Tie 12%.
The Hellfish (2-11-0). ELIMINATED from playoff contention.
Z-Squad (4-9-0)……. ELIMINATED from playoff contention.
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (6-7-0). ELIMINATED from playoff contention.
Squishy Fuzz (8-5-0).. ELIMINATED from division race. Wildcard odds: Clinch 93%. Tie 0%. Controls own destiny.
Grid Iron Bullies (6-7-0). ELIMINATED from playoff contention.
October Hunters (4-9-0). ELIMINATED from playoff contention.
Bad Attitudes (5-8-0). ELIMINATED from playoff contention.
The Undergarments (10-3-0). CLINCHED a DIVISION spot!
Elvis Impersonators (9-4-0). CLINCHED a DIVISION spot!
The Lawn Wranglers (8-5-0). CLINCHED a WILDCARD spot!

Upcoming round’s DIVISION analysis

No team can clinch a Division spot in the upcoming round.

Upcoming round’s PLAYOFF analysis

Greasy Weasels CLINCH a Playoff spot with:
A WIN

Pickled Harrons CLINCH a Playoff spot with:
The Slim Shaggys LOSS -AND- Greasy Weasels LOSS ; OR
A WIN -AND- October Hunters LOSS -AND- Greasy Weasels LOSS

Pickled Harrons clinch at least a tie for a Playoff spot (points tiebreaker to resolve) with:
A WIN
Could fight for points tiebreaker with: Greasy Weasels, Vinny’s Gang, The Slim Shaggys, Squishy Fuzz, The Lawn Wranglers

Vinny’s Gang CLINCH a Playoff spot with:
A WIN; OR
Pickled Harrons LOSS ; OR
The Slim Shaggys LOSS -AND- Greasy Weasels LOSS ; OR
Wins points tiebreaker at end of season. Could fight for points with: Greasy Weasels, Pickled Harrons, The Slim Shaggys, Squishy Fuzz, The Lawn Wranglers

The Slim Shaggys CLINCH a Playoff spot with:
A WIN -AND- October Hunters LOSS -AND- Greasy Weasels LOSS ; OR
A WIN -AND- Pickled Harrons LOSS -AND- Greasy Weasels LOSS

The Slim Shaggys clinch at least a tie for a Playoff spot (points tiebreaker to resolve) with:
A WIN
Could fight for points tiebreaker with: Greasy Weasels, Pickled Harrons, Vinny’s Gang, Squishy Fuzz, The Lawn Wranglers

Squishy Fuzz CLINCH a Playoff spot with:
The Slim Shaggys LOSS ; OR
Vinny’s Gang LOSS ; OR
A WIN; OR
The Lawn Wranglers LOSS

The Lawn Wranglers clinch at least a tie for a Playoff spot (points tiebreaker to resolve) with:
A WIN; OR
The Slim Shaggys LOSS -AND- Vinny’s Gang LOSS ; OR
The Slim Shaggys LOSS -AND- Pickled Harrons LOSS ; OR
Vinny’s Gang LOSS -AND- Pickled Harrons LOSS
Could fight for points tiebreaker with: Greasy Weasels, Pickled Harrons, Vinny’s Gang, The Slim Shaggys, Squishy Fuzz

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Fantasy Bowl XXIV

Fantasy Recap – Fantasy Bowl XXIV

Greasy Weasels (97) at Elvis Impersonators (101)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 23, 2019) In a week 16 UFFLE matchup, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 101 to 97, extending the losing streak for Greasy Weasels to 3 games.

RYAN TANNEHILL

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 4 point victory by a 22 point effort from Ryan Tannehill, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 272 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 8 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Michael Thomas, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 136 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We’re going to savor this victory,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 30 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 238 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 103 rushing yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 16 point effort from DeAndre Washington, who got by the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 85 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 21 receiving yards.

“We had our chances but we let them slip away,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 103 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Royce Freeman and his corresponding 8 points on the bench.

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Playoff Scenarios

Here are the playoff scenarios as I seem them.

The Hellfish – Clinched playoff spot. They win the North with a win. They can win the North with a loss with a Vinny’s Gang loss.

Vinny’s Gang – Clinched playoff spot. Needs win and a Hellfish loss to win the North.

Squishy Fuzz – Win and they’re in. If they lose, they need Grid Iron Bullies, and Z-Squad to lose and they need to end up with more total points than Z-Squad and Greasy Weasels.

Elvis Impersonators – They need a win and either a Z-Squad or Grid Iron Bullies loss, or end up with more total points than Z-Squad and Grid Iron Bullies if they win. They can still make it if they lose as long as Z-Squad, and Grid Iron Bullies lose, and they end up with more total points than both of them.

San Quentin Saints – Clinched South Division, and 1st seed.

Bad Attitudes – Clinched playoff spot. They will be either the 3rd or 4th seed.

Z-Squad – Win and they’re in. Lose and they’re out.

Grid Iron Bullies – Need a win and either a Z-Squad loss or a Squishy Fuzz loss and end up with more total points than the Elvis Impersonators.

Greasy Weasels – Need a win, a Grid Iron Bullies loss, a Squishy Fuzz loss, and score more total points Squishy Fuzz.

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Playoff Scenarios

I think I have all the playoff possibilities figured out. There are basically five teams vying for four spots. Since the Greasy Weasels, and San Quentin Saints have the tie-breaker over the Z-Squad they have clinched already. That leaves three teams vying for two spots.

Elvis Impersonators – Clinched divison and 1st seed.

The Wondrful Gazonks – Clinched division and 2nd seed.

Vinny’s Gang – In with a win, or Greasy Weasel or Z-Squad loss, or The Undergarments loss and end up with more total points then The Undergarments.

Greasy Weasels – Clinched at least a 6th seed since they have the tie-breaker over Z-Squad.

Z-Squad – Needs to win and have either Vinny’s Gang or The Undergarments lose.

San Quentin Saints – Clinched at least a 6th seed since they have the tie-breaker over Z-Squad. They win the Division and get the 3rd seed with either a win or a The Undergarments loss.

The Undergarments – In with a win or Greasy Weasels or Z-Squad loss or a Vinny’s Gang loss and they end up with more total points than Vinny’s Gang. They win the Division and get the 3rd seed with a win and a San Quentin Saints loss.

I hope I got that all right. My brain hurts now.

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Playoffs

The playoffs are set. Squishy Fuzz got the first seed. Elvis Impersonators got the second seed. They both get a first round bye.

The third seed Twee Twerps will play the sixth seed The Slim Shaggys, and the fourth seed San Quentin Saints will play the Fifth seed Z-Squad.

Next week the Squishy Fuzz will play the lowest seed team to advance, and the Elvis Impersonators will play the highest seed team to advance.