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Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Bad Attitudes (76) at Greasy Weasels (78)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 4, 2010) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Bad Attitudes team by a score of 78 to 76, behind the support of 66,991 faithful fans.

Ahmad Bradshaw

Greasy Weasels were led to their 2 point victory by a 19 point effort from Ahmad Bradshaw, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 129 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Bradshaw was the number 5 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Matt Schaub, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 192 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards.

“This team shows a lot of resiliency,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Chad Henne, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 302 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Henne was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Joseph Addai, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 63 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 19 receiving yards.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 80 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Nate Washington and his corresponding 4 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 2-3, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-4.

Coming up in week 5, the 4-1 Z-Squad are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 8.2-point underdog, while the 2-3 The Undergarments are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 5.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 65 Twee Twerps 61
Elvis Impersonators 89 The Slim Shaggys 106
Vinny’s Gang 53 Z-Squad 101
The Hellfish 41 The Wondrful Gazonks 68
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 60 The Undergarments 104
Grid Iron Bullies 69 San Quentin Saints 73
Bad Attitudes 76 Greasy Weasels 78

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Grid Iron Bullies (75) at Greasy Weasels (71)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 27, 2010) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 75 to 71, extending the losing streak for Greasy Weasels to 3 games.

Matt Ryan

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 4 point victory by a 19 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 228 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 26 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Thomas Jones, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 95 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 1 receiving yards.

“This win is for all the fans,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Chris Johnson, who beat the New York Giants defense for 125 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs. With this performance, Johnson was the number 2 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Matt Schaub, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 241 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“Give them all the credit,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Compounding the issue, Greasy Weasels could have scored 110 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Kyle Orton and his corresponding 27 points on the bench.

Grid Iron Bullies took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 2-2, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 3-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 20.5-point favorite, while the 1-3 Bad Attitudes are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 12.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 85 The Hellfish 73
Elvis Impersonators 78 Vinny’s Gang 104
The Wondrful Gazonks 65 Bad Attitudes 80
Twee Twerps 104 The Slim Shaggys 89
Z-Squad 100 Grid Iron Bullies 75
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 57 San Quentin Saints 91
The Undergarments 83 Greasy Weasels 71
Squishy Fuzz 85 The Wondrful Gazonks 65
Elvis Impersonators 78 Twee Twerps 104
Vinny’s Gang 104 The Slim Shaggys 89
The Hellfish 73 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 57
Z-Squad 100 Bad Attitudes 80
Grid Iron Bullies 75 Greasy Weasels 71
The Undergarments 83 San Quentin Saints 91

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (108) at Greasy Weasels (104)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 20, 2010) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 108 to 104, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,819.

LeSean McCoy

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 4 point victory by a 30 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 120 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 8 receiving yards. With this performance, McCoy was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the New York Giants defense for 255 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.

“They gave us a big scare,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 33 point effort from Matt Schaub, who tore apart the Washington Redskins defense for 497 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Schaub was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Andre Johnson, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 158 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“They own us,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Greasy Weasels could have scored 117 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Mike Nugent and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

Greasy Weasels drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 2-0, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 1-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 7.5-point underdog, while the 0-2 The Undergarments are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 36.5-point favorite, while the 1-1 The Hellfish are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 29-point favorite, while the 1-1 Grid Iron Bullies are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 27-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 72 Vinny’s Gang 95
Elvis Impersonators 55 The Hellfish 61
The Wondrful Gazonks 68 The Slim Shaggys 64
Twee Twerps 111 Grid Iron Bullies 53
Z-Squad 101 The Undergarments 64
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 108 Greasy Weasels 104
San Quentin Saints 105 Bad Attitudes 46

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
The Wondrful Gazonks (72) at Twee Twerps (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 14, 2010) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 73 to 72, behind the support of 66,439 faithful fans.

Philip Rivers

Twee Twerps were led to their 1 point victory by a 20 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 298 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jahvid Best, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 20 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 16 receiving yards.

“Our fans were the 12th man today,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Tim Hightower, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 54 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 40 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Ronnie Brown, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 65 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 20 receiving yards.

“I tip my hat to them,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 88 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like the New England Patriots Defensive Team and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 1-0, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 1-0 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 5.0-point underdog, while Twee Twerps are at the 1-0 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 80 Elvis Impersonators 89
Vinny’s Gang 83 The Hellfish 77
The Wondrful Gazonks 72 Twee Twerps 73
The Slim Shaggys 67 The Undergarments 48
Z-Squad 44 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 88
Grid Iron Bullies 78 Bad Attitudes 71
San Quentin Saints 76 Greasy Weasels 81

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 7, 2009) In a week 13 UFFLE rivalry, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 71 to 67, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,308.

Kurt Warner

Bad Attitudes were led to their 4 point victory by a 23 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 285 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 60 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 4 receiving yards.

“This was a good win for us,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Tom Brady, who tore apart the Miami Dolphins defense for 352 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Miles Austin, who beat the New York Giants defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Causing further embarrassment, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 86 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Cedric Benson and his corresponding 12 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 7-9, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 9-7.

Coming up in week 14, Vinny’s Gang are at the 10-6 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 3.4-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 54 The Wondrful Gazonks 78
The Slim Shaggys 33 Greasy Weasels 95
Bad Attitudes 71 Vinny’s Gang 67
The Hellfish 60 San Quentin Saints 99
Twee Twerps 90 Z-Squad 83
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 68 The Undergarments 110
Grid Iron Bullies 81 Squishy Fuzz 85

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 30, 2009) In a week 12 UFFLE rivalry, Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 73 to 70, extending the losing streak for Z-Squad to 3 games.

Drew Brees

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 3 point victory by a 33 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the New England Patriots defense for 371 passing yards and 5 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 12. They also got help from a 12 point effort from the Seattle Seahawks Defensive Team.

“It feels great to be world champions,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from David Garrard, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 307 passing yards in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Mason Crosby, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 74 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Josh Freeman and his corresponding 19 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 5-10, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 8-7.

Coming up in week 13, the 5-10 Twee Twerps are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 18.6-point favorite, while the 5-10 Grid Iron Bullies are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 5.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 103 Elvis Impersonators 80
The Slim Shaggys 64 The Hellfish 52
Vinny’s Gang 87 San Quentin Saints 97
Z-Squad 70 Squishy Fuzz 73
Bad Attitudes 58 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64
Grid Iron Bullies 61 The Wondrful Gazonks 83
Twee Twerps 65 The Undergarments 101
Elvis Impersonators 80 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 64
Greasy Weasels 103 Twee Twerps 65
The Slim Shaggys 64 The Undergarments 101
Vinny’s Gang 87 Squishy Fuzz 73
Grid Iron Bullies 61 The Hellfish 52
Z-Squad 70 The Wondrful Gazonks 83
Bad Attitudes 58 San Quentin Saints 97