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Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 2, 2009) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 73 to 69, behind the support of 69,923 faithful fans.

Donovan McNabb

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 4 point victory by a 22 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the New York Giants defense for 240 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, McNabb was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Percy Harvin, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 84 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“This team has finally learned how to win,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Steven Jackson, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 149 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 17 receiving yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 5 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Steve Smith, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 56 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 17 rushing yards.

“It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Adding salt to the wound, Twee Twerps could have scored 81 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Jonathan Stewart and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 5-4, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 2-7.

Coming up in week 9, the 4-5 The Hellfish are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 14.7-point favorite, while Twee Twerps are at the 4-5 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 11.3-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 92 Bad Attitudes 64
The Slim Shaggys 95 Greasy Weasels 108
Vinny’s Gang 67 The Hellfish 47
Z-Squad 69 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 51
Twee Twerps 69 The Wondrful Gazonks 73
Squishy Fuzz 52 The Undergarments 98
San Quentin Saints 96 Grid Iron Bullies 80

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 26, 2009) In a week 7 UFFLE battle, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong San Quentin Saints team by a score of 66.95 to 66.45, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,254.

Donald Driver

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 0.5 point victory by a 14 point effort from Donald Driver, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 84 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 175 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 1 rushing yards.

“We really took it to ’em,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Marques Colston, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 72 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Nate Kaeding, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 3 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“They out-muscled us,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Compounding the issue, San Quentin Saints could have scored 80 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Sean Boggess left key players like DeSean Jackson and his corresponding 24 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 4-4, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 5-3.

Coming up in week 8, the 2-6 Twee Twerps are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 21.1-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 3-5 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 14.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 102 Greasy Weasels 75
The Slim Shaggys 81 Twee Twerps 83
Vinny’s Gang 118 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 67
Z-Squad 88 The Hellfish 50
The Wondrful Gazonks 67 San Quentin Saints 66
Squishy Fuzz 64 Grid Iron Bullies 58
The Undergarments 94 Bad Attitudes 56

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 19, 2009) In a week 6 UFFLE rivalry, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 82 to 78, behind the support of 68,018 faithful fans.

Randy Moss

Bad Attitudes were led to their 4 point victory by a 30 point effort from Randy Moss, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 129 receiving yards and 3 receiving tds. With this performance, Moss was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 276 passing yards and 2 passing tds.

“It’s tough to win in a hostile environment,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from Ryan Longwell, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 4 field goals made and 3 extra points. With this performance, Longwell was the number 1 ranked place kicker for week 6. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Brian Westbrook, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 50 rushing yards in addition to 91 receiving yards.

“I take full responsibility for this loss,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 102 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Ben Roethlisberger and his corresponding 27 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 4-3, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 3-4.

Coming up in week 7, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 5-2 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 2.6-point underdog, while the 4-3 The Undergarments are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 2.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 105 Vinny’s Gang 98
The Undergarments 113 Greasy Weasels 91
Z-Squad 106 The Slim Shaggys 139
Squishy Fuzz 60 The Hellfish 67
San Quentin Saints 101 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 52
The Wondrful Gazonks 78 Bad Attitudes 82
Twee Twerps 63 Grid Iron Bullies 71

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 12, 2009) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Bad Attitudes squeaked by a tough Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 61 to 59, extending the losing streak for Squishy Fuzz to 5 games.

Kurt Warner

Bad Attitudes were led to their 2 point victory by a 21 point effort from Kurt Warner, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 302 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Jason Hanson, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 2 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“This team always seems to find a way to win,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Kellen Winslow, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 102 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Winslow was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 5. They also got help from a 19 point effort from the Seattle Seahawks Defensive Team.

“They own us,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Compounding the issue, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 66 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Olindo Mare and his corresponding 12 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Bad Attitudes to 3-3, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 1-5.

Coming up in week 6, Squishy Fuzz are at the 3-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 15.5-point favorite, while the 3-3 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 9.2-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Hellfish 59 Elvis Impersonators 106
San Quentin Saints 64 Greasy Weasels 58
The Slim Shaggys 49 Vinny’s Gang 69
Z-Squad 88 The Wondrful Gazonks 60
Twee Twerps 82 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 68
Squishy Fuzz 59 Bad Attitudes 61
The Undergarments 90 Grid Iron Bullies 52

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 5, 2009) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Bad Attitudes team by a score of 88 to 85, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,507.

Kerry Collins

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 3 point victory by a 24 point effort from Kerry Collins, who got by the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 284 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 10 rushing yards. With this performance, Collins was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Matt Forte, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 121 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 19 receiving yards.

“We managed to eke out a win,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from Steve Smith, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 134 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Smith was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Kevin Smith, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 30 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 21 receiving yards.

“We didn’t get the job done,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 92 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Sidney Rice and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 2-3, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 2-3.

Coming up in week 5, the 1-4 Squishy Fuzz are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 22.8-point favorite, while the 2-3 The Undergarments are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 2.4-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
San Quentin Saints 55 Elvis Impersonators 115
Greasy Weasels 69 Vinny’s Gang 86
The Slim Shaggys 62 The Wondrful Gazonks 81
Twee Twerps 59 The Hellfish 69
Z-Squad 76 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 91
Squishy Fuzz 43 The Undergarments 52
Grid Iron Bullies 88 Bad Attitudes 85

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 28, 2009) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 95 to 93, behind the support of 73,055 faithful fans.

Peyton Manning

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 2 point victory by a 30 point effort from Peyton Manning, who tore apart the Arizona Cardinals defense for 379 passing yards and 4 passing tds. With this performance, Manning was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Brent Celek, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“I want to thank my Lord and Savior,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 276 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Willis McGahee, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 67 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds.

“They own us,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 101 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Kevin Walter and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 2-2, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 3-1 The Slim Shaggys are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 13.5-point favorite, while the 3-1 Z-Squad are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 1.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Hellfish 74 Elvis Impersonators 97
Greasy Weasels 74 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 95
The Slim Shaggys 61 Squishy Fuzz 28
Vinny’s Gang 80 Grid Iron Bullies 45
Twee Twerps 40 Z-Squad 66
The Wondrful Gazonks 93 The Undergarments 64
San Quentin Saints 71 Bad Attitudes 75
Grid Iron Bullies 45 Elvis Impersonators 97
Greasy Weasels 74 Squishy Fuzz 28
The Slim Shaggys 61 Bad Attitudes 75
Twee Twerps 40 Vinny’s Gang 80
The Hellfish 74 The Undergarments 64
San Quentin Saints 71 Z-Squad 66
The Wondrful Gazonks 93 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 95

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 21, 2009) In a week 2 UFFLE rivalry, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 80 to 77, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,156.

Philip Rivers

The Hellfish were led to their 3 point victory by a 28 point effort from Philip Rivers, who tore apart the Baltimore Ravens defense for 436 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 10 rushing yards. With this performance, Rivers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 33 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 42 receiving yards.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Peyton Manning, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 303 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Chad Ochocinco, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 91 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Adding salt to the wound, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 90 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Eli Manning and his corresponding 22 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 1-1, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, The Hellfish are at the 1-1 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 12-point favorite, while the 2-0 Greasy Weasels are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 21.5-point underdog, while The Hellfish are at the 1-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 6-point favorite, while the 1-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 14.5-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 101 Twee Twerps 60
Greasy Weasels 112 The Wondrful Gazonks 93
The Slim Shaggys 86 Vinny’s Gang 65
The Hellfish 80 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 77
Z-Squad 100 Bad Attitudes 74
San Quentin Saints 104 Squishy Fuzz 77
Grid Iron Bullies 71 The Undergarments 86

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2009) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Bad Attitudes team by a score of 76 to 74, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,643.

Matt Ryan

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 2 point victory by a 17 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 229 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jeremy Shockey, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 31 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

“The important thing is that we won,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from John Carlson, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 95 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Carlson was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 1. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 288 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 100 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Fred Jackson and his corresponding 19 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 1-0, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 Z-Squad are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 34.0-point underdog, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 0-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 5.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Slim Shaggys 96 Elvis Impersonators 68
Greasy Weasels 74 The Hellfish 65
Vinny’s Gang 96 Z-Squad 108
The Wondrful Gazonks 79 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 66
Twee Twerps 48 Squishy Fuzz 93
Grid Iron Bullies 76 Bad Attitudes 74
The Undergarments 71 San Quentin Saints 93