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Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Elvis Impersonators (94) at Greasy Weasels (95)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 1, 2010) In a week 8 UFFLE matchup, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 95 to 94, extending the winning streak for Greasy Weasels to 3 games.

LeGarrette Blount

Greasy Weasels were led to their 1 point victory by a 24 point effort from LeGarrette Blount, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 120 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 9 receiving yards. With this performance, Blount was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Andre Johnson, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 106 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“It was a total team effort,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Arian Foster, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 102 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 65 receiving yards. With this performance, Foster was the number 4 ranked running back for week 8. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Brandon Lloyd, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 169 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“Turnovers killed us,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Elvis Impersonators drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 12 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 8.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 5-4, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 2-7.

Coming up in week 9, the 4-5 Squishy Fuzz are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 1.6-point favorite, while the 7-2 San Quentin Saints are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 1.7-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 65 Bad Attitudes 68
Elvis Impersonators 94 Greasy Weasels 95
Vinny’s Gang 80 Grid Iron Bullies 66
The Hellfish 33 Z-Squad 93
The Wondrful Gazonks 49 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 37
Twee Twerps 60 The Undergarments 56
The Slim Shaggys 73 San Quentin Saints 84

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Vinny’s Gang (66.95) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (67.3) )

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 25, 2010) In a week 7 UFFLE matchup, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 67.3 to 66.95, behind the support of 67,581 faithful fans.

Chad Ochocinco

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 0.35 point victory by a 16.8 point effort from Chad Ochocinco, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 108 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 13.4 point effort from Willis McGahee, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 64 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 10 receiving yards.

“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.2 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 131 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 41 receiving yards. With this performance, Peterson was the number 3 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 11 point effort from the Tennessee Titans Defensive Team.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Causing further embarrassment, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 109 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Ryan Fitzpatrick and his corresponding 32 points on the bench.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 7.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 4-4, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 5-3.

Coming up in week 8, Vinny’s Gang are at the 4-4 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 8.5-point underdog, while the 2-6 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 3.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 90 San Quentin Saints 92
Elvis Impersonators 93 Z-Squad 104
Vinny’s Gang 66.95 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 67.3
The Hellfish 82 The Undergarments 97
The Wondrful Gazonks 56 Grid Iron Bullies 113
Twee Twerps 87 Bad Attitudes 73
The Slim Shaggys 55 Greasy Weasels 86

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Grid Iron Bullies (74.50) at The Undergarments (75.35)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 18, 2010) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 75.35 to 74.50, behind the support of 68,862 faithful fans.

Aaron Rodgers

The Undergarments were led to their 0.85 point victory by a 26.05 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 313 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Rob Bironas, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“We sent a message here today,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.8 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 250 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18.7 point effort from LaDainian Tomlinson, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 55 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 12 receiving yards.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 98 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Thomas Jones and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 3-4, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 3-4.

Coming up in week 7, the 4-3 The Hellfish are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 6.9-point favorite, while the 2-5 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 3.9-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 86 Greasy Weasels 106
Elvis Impersonators 70 The Wondrful Gazonks 58
Vinny’s Gang 69 Twee Twerps 79
The Hellfish 83 The Slim Shaggys 54
Z-Squad 89 San Quentin Saints 80
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 68 Bad Attitudes 65
Grid Iron Bullies 74.50 The Undergarments 75.35

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
The Hellfish (89) at Twee Twerps (80)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 11, 2010) In a week 5 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, The Hellfish beat a strong Twee Twerps team by a score of 89 to 80, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,231.

Matt Forte

The Hellfish were led to their 9 point victory by a 30 point effort from Matt Forte, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 166 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 22 receiving yards. With this performance, Forte was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Drew Brees, who got by the Arizona Cardinals defense for 279 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“This was a confidence booster,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 28 point effort from Philip Rivers, who tore apart the Oakland Raiders defense for 431 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards. With this performance, Rivers was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 5. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Josh Scobee, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 5 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 3-3, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 4-2.

Coming up in week 6, the 5-1 Vinny’s Gang are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 3.0-point underdog, while The Hellfish are at the 2-4 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 8.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 82 The Slim Shaggys 52
Elvis Impersonators 78 San Quentin Saints 95
Vinny’s Gang 112 The Wondrful Gazonks 82
The Hellfish 89 Twee Twerps 80
Z-Squad 100 Greasy Weasels 80
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 59 Grid Iron Bullies 81
The Undergarments 88 Bad Attitudes 97

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Bad Attitudes (76) at Greasy Weasels (78)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 4, 2010) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Bad Attitudes team by a score of 78 to 76, behind the support of 66,991 faithful fans.

Ahmad Bradshaw

Greasy Weasels were led to their 2 point victory by a 19 point effort from Ahmad Bradshaw, who beat the Chicago Bears defense for 129 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Bradshaw was the number 5 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Matt Schaub, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 192 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards.

“This team shows a lot of resiliency,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Chad Henne, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 302 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Henne was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Joseph Addai, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 63 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 19 receiving yards.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 80 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Nate Washington and his corresponding 4 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 2-3, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-4.

Coming up in week 5, the 4-1 Z-Squad are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 8.2-point underdog, while the 2-3 The Undergarments are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 5.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 65 Twee Twerps 61
Elvis Impersonators 89 The Slim Shaggys 106
Vinny’s Gang 53 Z-Squad 101
The Hellfish 41 The Wondrful Gazonks 68
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 60 The Undergarments 104
Grid Iron Bullies 69 San Quentin Saints 73
Bad Attitudes 76 Greasy Weasels 78

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Grid Iron Bullies (75) at Greasy Weasels (71)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 27, 2010) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 75 to 71, extending the losing streak for Greasy Weasels to 3 games.

Matt Ryan

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 4 point victory by a 19 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 228 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 26 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Thomas Jones, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 95 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 1 receiving yards.

“This win is for all the fans,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Chris Johnson, who beat the New York Giants defense for 125 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs. With this performance, Johnson was the number 2 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Matt Schaub, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 241 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“Give them all the credit,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Compounding the issue, Greasy Weasels could have scored 110 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Kyle Orton and his corresponding 27 points on the bench.

Grid Iron Bullies took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 2-2, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 3-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 20.5-point favorite, while the 1-3 Bad Attitudes are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 12.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 85 The Hellfish 73
Elvis Impersonators 78 Vinny’s Gang 104
The Wondrful Gazonks 65 Bad Attitudes 80
Twee Twerps 104 The Slim Shaggys 89
Z-Squad 100 Grid Iron Bullies 75
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 57 San Quentin Saints 91
The Undergarments 83 Greasy Weasels 71
Squishy Fuzz 85 The Wondrful Gazonks 65
Elvis Impersonators 78 Twee Twerps 104
Vinny’s Gang 104 The Slim Shaggys 89
The Hellfish 73 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 57
Z-Squad 100 Bad Attitudes 80
Grid Iron Bullies 75 Greasy Weasels 71
The Undergarments 83 San Quentin Saints 91

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (108) at Greasy Weasels (104)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 20, 2010) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 108 to 104, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,819.

LeSean McCoy

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 4 point victory by a 30 point effort from LeSean McCoy, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 120 rushing yards and 3 rushing TDs in addition to 8 receiving yards. With this performance, McCoy was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the New York Giants defense for 255 passing yards and 3 passing TDs.

“They gave us a big scare,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 33 point effort from Matt Schaub, who tore apart the Washington Redskins defense for 497 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Schaub was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Andre Johnson, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 158 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“They own us,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Greasy Weasels could have scored 117 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Mike Nugent and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

Greasy Weasels drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 2.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 2-0, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 1-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 7.5-point underdog, while the 0-2 The Undergarments are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 36.5-point favorite, while the 1-1 The Hellfish are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 29-point favorite, while the 1-1 Grid Iron Bullies are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 27-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 72 Vinny’s Gang 95
Elvis Impersonators 55 The Hellfish 61
The Wondrful Gazonks 68 The Slim Shaggys 64
Twee Twerps 111 Grid Iron Bullies 53
Z-Squad 101 The Undergarments 64
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 108 Greasy Weasels 104
San Quentin Saints 105 Bad Attitudes 46

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
The Wondrful Gazonks (72) at Twee Twerps (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 14, 2010) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Twee Twerps squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 73 to 72, behind the support of 66,439 faithful fans.

Philip Rivers

Twee Twerps were led to their 1 point victory by a 20 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 298 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 5 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jahvid Best, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 20 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 16 receiving yards.

“Our fans were the 12th man today,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Tim Hightower, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 54 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 40 receiving yards. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Ronnie Brown, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 65 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 20 receiving yards.

“I tip my hat to them,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 88 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like the New England Patriots Defensive Team and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 1-0, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 1-0 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 5.0-point underdog, while Twee Twerps are at the 1-0 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 80 Elvis Impersonators 89
Vinny’s Gang 83 The Hellfish 77
The Wondrful Gazonks 72 Twee Twerps 73
The Slim Shaggys 67 The Undergarments 48
Z-Squad 44 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 88
Grid Iron Bullies 78 Bad Attitudes 71
San Quentin Saints 76 Greasy Weasels 81