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Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 28, 2009) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 95 to 93, behind the support of 73,055 faithful fans.

Peyton Manning

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 2 point victory by a 30 point effort from Peyton Manning, who tore apart the Arizona Cardinals defense for 379 passing yards and 4 passing tds. With this performance, Manning was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Brent Celek, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 104 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“I want to thank my Lord and Savior,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 276 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Willis McGahee, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 67 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds.

“They own us,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Wondrful Gazonks could have scored 101 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Josh Vadnais left key players like Kevin Walter and his corresponding 16 points on the bench.

The Wondrful Gazonks drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 2-2, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 3-1 The Slim Shaggys are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 13.5-point favorite, while the 3-1 Z-Squad are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 1.8-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Hellfish 74 Elvis Impersonators 97
Greasy Weasels 74 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 95
The Slim Shaggys 61 Squishy Fuzz 28
Vinny’s Gang 80 Grid Iron Bullies 45
Twee Twerps 40 Z-Squad 66
The Wondrful Gazonks 93 The Undergarments 64
San Quentin Saints 71 Bad Attitudes 75
Grid Iron Bullies 45 Elvis Impersonators 97
Greasy Weasels 74 Squishy Fuzz 28
The Slim Shaggys 61 Bad Attitudes 75
Twee Twerps 40 Vinny’s Gang 80
The Hellfish 74 The Undergarments 64
San Quentin Saints 71 Z-Squad 66
The Wondrful Gazonks 93 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 95

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 21, 2009) In a week 2 UFFLE rivalry, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 80 to 77, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,156.

Philip Rivers

The Hellfish were led to their 3 point victory by a 28 point effort from Philip Rivers, who tore apart the Baltimore Ravens defense for 436 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 10 rushing yards. With this performance, Rivers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 33 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 42 receiving yards.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Peyton Manning, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 303 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 3 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Chad Ochocinco, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 91 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“It just wasn’t meant to be,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Adding salt to the wound, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 90 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Eli Manning and his corresponding 22 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 1-1, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, The Hellfish are at the 1-1 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 12-point favorite, while the 2-0 Greasy Weasels are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 21.5-point underdog, while The Hellfish are at the 1-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 6-point favorite, while the 1-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 14.5-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 101 Twee Twerps 60
Greasy Weasels 112 The Wondrful Gazonks 93
The Slim Shaggys 86 Vinny’s Gang 65
The Hellfish 80 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 77
Z-Squad 100 Bad Attitudes 74
San Quentin Saints 104 Squishy Fuzz 77
Grid Iron Bullies 71 The Undergarments 86

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2009) In a week 1 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Bad Attitudes team by a score of 76 to 74, silencing a partisan crowd of 66,643.

Matt Ryan

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 2 point victory by a 17 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 229 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jeremy Shockey, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 31 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

“The important thing is that we won,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from John Carlson, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 95 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Carlson was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 1. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Kurt Warner, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 288 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 100 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Fred Jackson and his corresponding 19 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 1-0, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 Z-Squad are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 34.0-point underdog, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 0-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 5.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
The Slim Shaggys 96 Elvis Impersonators 68
Greasy Weasels 74 The Hellfish 65
Vinny’s Gang 96 Z-Squad 108
The Wondrful Gazonks 79 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 66
Twee Twerps 48 Squishy Fuzz 93
Grid Iron Bullies 76 Bad Attitudes 74
The Undergarments 71 San Quentin Saints 93