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Greasy Weasels (114) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (64)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE rivalry, Greasy Weasels embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 114 to 64, extending the losing streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 3 games.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 50 point victory by a 22 point effort from Greg Jennings, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 109 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Jennings was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 4. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Chris Johnson, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 61 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 14 receiving yards.

“This team has served notice,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Edgerrin James, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 29 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 37 receiving yards. With this performance, James was the number 5 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Michael Bush, who snuck past the San Diego Chargers defense for 48 rushing yards in addition to 80 receiving yards.

“We came out flat,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 2-3, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-4-1.

Coming up in week 5, the 4-1 The Undergarments are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 13-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 2-2-1 The Wondrful Gazonks.

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Squishy Fuzz (72) at The Slim Shaggys (48)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE rivalry, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 72 to 48, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 5 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 24 point victory by a 27 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the San Francisco 49ers defense for 363 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 4. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Santana Moss, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 145 receiving yards.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Clinton Portis, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 121 rushing yards in addition to 14 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 191 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 3 rushing yards.

“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 5-0, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-4-1.

Coming up in week 5, The Slim Shaggys are at the 2-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 9-point favorite, while the 3-0-2 Z-Squad are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 26.6-point favorite.

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The Wondrful Gazonks (63) at The Hellfish (66)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE showdown, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 66 to 63.

The Hellfish were led to their 3 point victory by a 20 point effort from Jake Delhomme, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 294 passing yards and 2 passing tds. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Terrell Owens, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 71 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 11 rushing yards.

“We played our hearts out,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who beat the New York Jets defense for 119 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Antonio Gates, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 58 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We don’t care about moral victories,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 2-3, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-2-1.

Coming up in week 5, the 0-4-1 The Slim Shaggys are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 9-point favorite, while the 0-4-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at The Wondrful Gazonks.

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Z-Squad (67) at Bad Attitudes (50)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE showdown, Z-Squad beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 67 to 50, extending the losing streak for Bad Attitudes to 4 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 17 point victory by a 17 point effort from Matt Prater, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 4 field goals made and 1 extra point. With this performance, Prater was the number 1 ranked place kicker for week 4. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Frank Gore, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 82 rushing yards in addition to 31 receiving yards.

“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 14 point effort from Correll Buckhalter, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 66 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 24 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 266 passing yards.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 3-0-2, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-4.

Coming up in week 5, Z-Squad are at the 5-0 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 26.6-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 1-4 Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 17.2-point favorite.

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Twee Twerps (92) at The Undergarments (97)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE matchup, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough Twee Twerps team by a score of 97 to 92, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 4 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 5 point victory by a 24 point effort from Tony Romo, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 300 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 7 rushing yards. With this performance, Romo was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 4. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Ladainian Tomlinson, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 106 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 9 receiving yards.

“I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Twee Twerps were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Steven Jackson, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 110 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 78 receiving yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 2 ranked running back for week 4. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Jay Cutler, who tore apart the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 361 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 6 rushing yards.

“They wanted it more than we did,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Compounding the issue, Twee Twerps could have scored 100 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Bob Filipy left key players like Matt Jones and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 4-1, and drops Twee Twerps to a record of 4-1.

Coming up in week 5, Twee Twerps are at the 3-2 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 2.6-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 2-3 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 13-point favorite.

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Grid Iron Bullies (74) at San Quentin Saints (82)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 29, 2008) In a week 4 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, San Quentin Saints squeaked by a tough Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 82 to 74.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 8 point victory by a 18 point effort from Jerricho Cotchery, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 67 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Cotchery was the number 6 ranked wide receiver for week 4. They also got help from a 16 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 71 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 35 rushing yards.

“It feels great to be world champions,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from JaMarcus Russell, who got by the San Diego Chargers defense for 277 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 4 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Jason Witten, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 90 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We came out flat,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 4-0-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 1-4.

Coming up in week 5, the 1-4 Vinny’s Gang are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 10.2-point favorite, while the 1-4 Bad Attitudes are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 17.2-point favorite.

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Bad Attitudes (46) at Elvis Impersonators (101)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless Bad Attitudes team by a score of 101 to 46, extending the losing streak for Bad Attitudes to 3 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 55 point victory by a 28 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 104 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds. With this performance, Turner was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Larry Johnson, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 121 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.

“This team shows a lot of character,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 204 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Shayne Graham, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“We didn’t get the job done,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 2-2, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, Elvis Impersonators are at the 1-3 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.2-point underdog, while the 2-0-2 Z-Squad are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 28.8-point underdog.

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Greasy Weasels (84) at Squishy Fuzz (108)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE showdown, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong Greasy Weasels team by a score of 108 to 84, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 4 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 24 point victory by a 24 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 421 passing yards and 1 passing td. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 83 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 31 receiving yards.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 155 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Marshall was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the New York Jets defense for 250 passing yards and 3 passing tds.

“They own us,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Greasy Weasels could have scored 110 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Le’Ron McClain and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 4-0, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, Greasy Weasels are at the 0-3-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 28.0-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 0-3-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 38.8-point underdog.

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The Slim Shaggys (65) at Z-Squad (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, Z-Squad squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 68 to 65, extending the losing streak for The Slim Shaggys to 3 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 3 point victory by a 22 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 130 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 32 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 5 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Matt Prater, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 107 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 59 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Clinton Portis, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 68 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 19 receiving yards.

“They ate our lunch,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 74 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Jabar Gaffney and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 2-0-2, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-3-1.

Coming up in week 4, the 4-0 Squishy Fuzz are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 38.8-point underdog, while Z-Squad are at the 1-3 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 28.8-point underdog.

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Vinny’s Gang (43) at The Wondrful Gazonks (47)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE rivalry, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 47 to 43, extending the losing streak for Vinny’s Gang to 3 games.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 4 point victory by a 14 point effort from the Baltimore Ravens Defensive Team. With this performance, the Ravens was the number 2 ranked defensive team for week 3. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Derek Anderson, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 125 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“I’m speechless,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 290 passing yards in addition to 10 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 3. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Nick Folk, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 2 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 62 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Laveranues Coles and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 2-1-1, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-2 Elvis Impersonators are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.2-point underdog, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 1-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12-point favorite.

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