Week 3 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Bad Attitudes (93.35) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (98.5)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 25, 2023) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, the 2-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts squeaked by a mediocre 1-2 Bad Attitudes team by a score of 98.50 to 93.35, behind the support of 66,832 faithful fans.

Lamar Jackson

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were led to their 5.15 point victory by a 32.20 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 202 passing yards in addition to 101 rushing yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 26.20 point effort from Tyreek Hill, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 157 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We made a statement here today,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeff Griffith said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.15 point effort from Trevor Lawrence, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 279 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 12 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15.80 point effort from Travis Etienne, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 88 rushing yards in addition to 50 receiving yards.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Adding salt to the wound, Bad Attitudes could have scored 114.00 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Jimmy Garoppolo and his corresponding 23.90 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 2-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-2 Elvis Impersonators are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 6.6-point favorite, while the 2-1 Greasy Weasels are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 21.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Bad Attitudes 93.35 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 98.50
Grid Iron Bullies 131.10 Vinny’s Gang 91.15
The Slim Shaggys 104.25 October Hunters 72.35
The Lawn Wranglers 137.25 Squishy Fuzz 107.55
The Undergarments 108.15 Elvis Impersonators 69.45
Z-Squad 91.25 Greasy Weasels 99.00
The Hellfish 82.50 Pickled Harrons 110.10

Week 2 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Z-Squad (105.35) at Elvis Impersonators (97.55)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 18, 2023) In a week 2 UFFLE clash, the 2-0 Z-Squad beat a strong 1-1 Elvis Impersonators team by a score of 105.35 to 97.55, silencing a partisan crowd of 72,654.

Brian Robinson

Z-Squad were led to their 7.80 point victory by a 27.90 point effort from Brian Robinson, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 87 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 42 receiving yards. With this performance, Robinson was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 17.00 point effort from Derrick Henry, who got by the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 80 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 15 receiving yards.

“This team has overcome a lot of adversity,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Grosz said.

Elvis Impersonators were helped out in a losing cause by a 18.95 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 235 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 22 rushing yards. They also got help from a 14.70 point effort from Jordan Addison, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 72 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“Not to take away anything from our opponents, but we didn’t play like we’re capable of playing,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 2-0, and drops Elvis Impersonators to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, Z-Squad are at the 1-1 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 0.7-point favorite, while the 2-0 The Undergarments are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 25.6-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 115.00 Greasy Weasels 74.90
Grid Iron Bullies 100.75 October Hunters 71.95
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 94.45 The Hellfish 111.45
The Slim Shaggys 73.60 The Lawn Wranglers 84.65
Z-Squad 105.35 Elvis Impersonators 97.55
Vinny’s Gang 100.75 Bad Attitudes 54.90
Pickled Harrons 114.40 The Undergarments 127.45

Week 1 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Lawn Wranglers (97.8) at Elvis Impersonators (105)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 11, 2023) In a week 1 UFFLE battle, the Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a hapless The Lawn Wranglers team by a score of 105.00 to 97.80, behind the support of 75,991 faithful fans.

Deshaun Watson

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 7.20 point victory by a 28.00 point effort from the Dallas Cowboys Defensive Team. With this performance, the Cowboys were the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 23.20 point effort from Deshaun Watson, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 154 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 45 rushing yards.

“It feels great to be world champions,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.
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The Lawn Wranglers were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.20 point effort from Justin Herbert, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 228 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 18 rushing yards. They also got help from a 20.10 point effort from Calvin Ridley, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 101 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We got a wake-up call,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Lawn Wranglers could have scored 119.60 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Kammeijer left key players like Brandon Aiyuk and his corresponding 28.90 points on the bench.

The Lawn Wranglers drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 1.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 1-0, and drops The Lawn Wranglers to a record of 0-1.

Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 The Slim Shaggys are at The Lawn Wranglers, where The Lawn Wranglers are an early 14.4-point underdog, while the 1-0 Z-Squad are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 9.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Pickled Harrons 67.80 Vinny’s Gang 82.05
The Hellfish 76.55 Z-Squad 88.40
The Undergarments 93.10 Squishy Fuzz 61.80
The Lawn Wranglers 97.80 Elvis Impersonators 105.00
The Slim Shaggys 50.60 Greasy Weasels 79.20
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 108.15 Grid Iron Bullies 86.30
October Hunters 75.20 Bad Attitudes 96.35

Fantasy Bowl XXIX Recap

Fantasy Bowl XXIX

The Undergarments (45.2) vs. Bad Attitudes (71.9)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Jan 2, 2023) In a week 17 UFFLE playoff event, the 9-5 Bad Attitudes embarrased a strong 13-1 The Undergarments team by a score of 71.90 to 45.20.

Travis Etienne

Bad Attitudes were helped out by a 21.50 point effort from Travis Etienne, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 108 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 32 receiving yards. With this performance, Etienne was the number 5 ranked running back for week 17. They also got help from a 12.30 point effort from Aaron Jones, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 111 rushing yards in addition to 2 receiving yards.

“We really took it to ’em,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

The Undergarments were helped out by a 9.40 point effort from T.J. Hockenson, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 59 receiving yards. They also got help from a 9.00 point effort from the New York Giants Defensive Team.

“It’s been a great ride,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Compounding the issue, The Undergarments could have scored 81.60 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Gardner Minshew and his corresponding 16.70 points on the bench.

Playoffs Round 2 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Vinny’s Gang (112.25) at The Undergarments (119.1)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 26, 2022) In a week 16 UFFLE playoff rivalry, the 13-1 The Undergarments squeaked by a tough 8-6 Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 119.10 to 112.25, extending their winning streak to 7 games.

T.J. Hockenson

The Undergarments were led to their 6.85 point victory by a 29.40 point effort from T.J. Hockenson, who beat the New York Giants defense for 109 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Hockenson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 25.70 point effort from Josh Allen, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 172 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 41 rushing yards.

“We came to play,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.45 point effort from Dak Prescott, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 347 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 41 rushing yards. With this performance, Prescott was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 16. They also got help from a 29.00 point effort from CeeDee Lamb, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 120 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“Our defense didn’t show up today,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 132.35 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Jakobi Meyers and his corresponding 17.30 points on the bench.

Coming up in week 17, The Undergarments are at the 9-5 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 10.7-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Bad Attitudes 104.35 Greasy Weasels 82.90
Vinny’s Gang 112.25 The Undergarments 119.10

Playoffs Round 1 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Vinny’s Gang (84.2) at Squishy Fuzz (80.9)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 19, 2022) In a week 15 UFFLE playoff showdown, the 8-6 Vinny’s Gang squeaked by a tough 9-5 Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 84.20 to 80.90, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,461.

Christian McCaffrey

Vinny’s Gang were led to their 3.30 point victory by a 22.80 point effort from Christian McCaffrey, who beat the Seattle Seahawks defense for 108 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 30 receiving yards. With this performance, McCaffrey was the number 5 ranked running back for week 15. They also got help from a 16.20 point effort from CeeDee Lamb, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 126 receiving yards in addition to 1 rushing yards.

“Our fans were the 12th man today,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 23.10 point effort from Justin Fields, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 152 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 95 rushing yards. They also got help from a 18.30 point effort from Chris Godwin, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 83 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“I don’t want to point fingers,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Compounding the issue, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 96.60 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Najee Harris and his corresponding 14.60 points on the bench.

Coming up in week 16, Vinny’s Gang are at the 13-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 9.3-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Pickled Harrons 99.00 Bad Attitudes 108.30
Vinny’s Gang 84.20 Squishy Fuzz 80.90
The Undergarments BYE
Greasy Weasels BYE

Week 14 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Undergarments (113.35) at October Hunters (108.7)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 12, 2022) In a week 14 UFFLE showdown, the 13-1 The Undergarments squeaked by a disappointing 4-10 October Hunters team by a score of 113.35 to 108.70, extending their winning streak to 7 games.

Justin Jefferson

The Undergarments were led to their 4.65 point victory by a 27.80 point effort from Justin Jefferson, who tore apart the Detroit Lions defense for 223 receiving yards. With this performance, Jefferson was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 14. They also got help from a 21.05 point effort from Josh Allen, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 147 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 47 rushing yards.

“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

October Hunters were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.40 point effort from Jared Goff, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 330 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 9 rushing yards. With this performance, Goff was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 14. They also got help from a 18.40 point effort from Josh Jacobs, who got by the Los Angeles Rams defense for 99 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 15 receiving yards.

“I take full responsibility for this loss,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Causing further embarrassment, October Hunters could have scored 119.30 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Orion Bell left key players like Marquise Goodwin and his corresponding 18.00 points on the bench.

October Hunters drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 14.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 13-1, and drops October Hunters to a record of 4-10.

View all game recaps below:
The Hellfish 55.05 The Lawn Wranglers 88.35
The Slim Shaggys 47.20 Z-Squad 105.35
Vinny’s Gang 66.60 Squishy Fuzz 53.65
Greasy Weasels 83.90 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 120.20
Pickled Harrons 102.25 Grid Iron Bullies 86.20
The Undergarments 113.35 October Hunters 108.70
Bad Attitudes 90.90 Elvis Impersonators 45.10

Week 13 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

October Hunters (79.6) at The Lawn Wranglers (78.25)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Dec 5, 2022) In a week 13 UFFLE clash, the 4-9 October Hunters squeaked by a hapless 2-11 The Lawn Wranglers team by a score of 79.60 to 78.25, silencing a partisan crowd of 67,850.

Jared Goff

October Hunters were led to their 1.35 point victory by a 23.00 point effort from Jared Goff, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 340 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. With this performance, Goff was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 13. They also got help from a 22.00 point effort from Josh Jacobs, who beat the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 144 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 6 receiving yards.

“We came to play,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

The Lawn Wranglers were helped out in a losing cause by a 20.45 point effort from Justin Herbert, who beat the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 335 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards. They also got help from a 19.10 point effort from D’Andre Swift, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 62 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 49 receiving yards.

“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Lawn Wranglers could have scored 87.25 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Kammeijer left key players like Alexander Mattison and his corresponding 8.80 points on the bench.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 4-9, and drops The Lawn Wranglers to a record of 2-11.

Coming up in week 14, the 5-8 The Hellfish are at The Lawn Wranglers, where The Lawn Wranglers are an early 7.3-point favorite, while the 12-1 The Undergarments are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 11.6-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 101.55 Greasy Weasels 85.65
October Hunters 79.60 The Lawn Wranglers 78.25
Grid Iron Bullies 59.45 Bad Attitudes 69.25
The Hellfish 70.45 The Undergarments 121.45
Pickled Harrons 107.20 Z-Squad 76.05
Squishy Fuzz 119.30 The Slim Shaggys 80.20
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 63.45 Vinny’s Gang 109.50

Week 12 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Bad Attitudes (83.5) at Greasy Weasels (93.85)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 28, 2022) In a week 12 UFFLE event, the 8-4 Greasy Weasels beat a tough 7-5 Bad Attitudes team by a score of 93.85 to 83.50, behind the support of 77,839 faithful fans at The Grease Pit.

Stefon Diggs

Greasy Weasels were led to their 10.35 point victory by a 17.70 point effort from Stefon Diggs, who got by the Detroit Lions defense for 77 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 17.30 point effort from Jonathan Taylor, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 86 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 12 receiving yards.

“It was a total team effort,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.40 point effort from Aaron Jones, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 43 rushing yards in addition to 56 receiving yards. They also got help from a 16.70 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who got by the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 87 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“Give them all the credit,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Adding salt to the wound, Bad Attitudes could have scored 108.75 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Trevor Lawrence and his corresponding 26.15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 8-4, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 7-5.

Coming up in week 13, the 3-9 Elvis Impersonators are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 18.4-point favorite, while the 6-6 Grid Iron Bullies are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 14.1-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 97.90 October Hunters 86.40
The Hellfish 57.50 Squishy Fuzz 76.10
The Slim Shaggys 89.80 Pickled Harrons 99.70
The Undergarments 114.10 Vinny’s Gang 83.25
Bad Attitudes 83.50 Greasy Weasels 93.85
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 95.80 Elvis Impersonators 78.80
Z-Squad 72.15 The Lawn Wranglers 91.70

Week 11 Recaps

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (86.75) at The Undergarments (90.85)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 21, 2022) In a week 11 UFFLE showdown, the 10-1 The Undergarments squeaked by a tough 7-4 Greasy Weasels team by a score of 90.85 to 86.75, extending their winning streak to 4 games.

Tony Pollard

The Undergarments were led to their 4.10 point victory by a 33.90 point effort from Tony Pollard, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 80 rushing yards in addition to 109 receiving yards. With this performance, Pollard was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 13.55 point effort from Josh Allen, who snuck past the Cleveland Browns defense for 197 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards.

“It was a total team effort,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.65 point effort from Kenny Pickett, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 265 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 14 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16.90 point effort from Jonathan Taylor, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 84 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 10 receiving yards.

“We lost our focus,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 101.95 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Ryan Tannehill and his corresponding 22.65 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 10-1, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 7-4.

Coming up in week 12, The Undergarments are at the 6-5 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 16.8-point underdog, while the 7-4 Bad Attitudes are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 5.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 86.75 The Undergarments 90.85
Squishy Fuzz 108.95 Elvis Impersonators 67.15
Bad Attitudes 133.90 Pickled Harrons 112.95
Vinny’s Gang 77.00 Z-Squad 104.30
The Slim Shaggys 72.55 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 80.95
Grid Iron Bullies 91.55 The Lawn Wranglers 83.00
October Hunters 65.65 The Hellfish 87.95