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November 18, 2008November 18, 2008

Bad Attitudes (57) at Twee Twerps (79)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE classic, Twee Twerps beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 79 to 57, extending the losing streak for Bad Attitudes to 5 games.

Twee Twerps were led to their 22 point victory by a 20 point effort from T.J. Houshmandzadeh, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 149 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Houshmandzadeh was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Leon Washington, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 18 rushing yards in addition to 17 receiving yards.

“We’ve got the greatest fans in the world,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Kevin Smith, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 112 rushing yards in addition to 23 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Josh Brown, who snuck past the San Francisco 49ers defense for 3 field goals made and 1 extra point.

“They stepped up and made the plays,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 9-3-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 2-11.

Coming up in week 12, Bad Attitudes are at the 3-10 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 1.1-point underdog, while the 9-2-2 San Quentin Saints are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 0.7-point underdog, while the 6-4-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 10.0-point underdog, while the 5-8 Grid Iron Bullies are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 17.7-point favorite.

November 18, 2008November 18, 2008

Grid Iron Bullies (53) at Squishy Fuzz (101)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 101 to 53, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 3 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 48 point victory by a 22 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 119 rushing yards in addition to 58 receiving yards. With this performance, Lynch was the number 4 ranked running back for week 11. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Marion Barber, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 114 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 39 receiving yards.

“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Peyton Manning, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 320 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Manning was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 7 point effort from John Kasay, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 1 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“I’m really proud of our guys,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 10-2-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 5-8.

Coming up in week 12, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 3-9-1 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 1.0-point underdog, while the 6-6-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 25.2-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 9-3-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 17.7-point favorite, while the 9-2-2 San Quentin Saints are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 12-point favorite.

November 18, 2008November 18, 2008

The Undergarments (52) at San Quentin Saints (102)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, San Quentin Saints embarrassed a hapless The Undergarments team by a score of 102 to 52, extending the winning streak for San Quentin Saints to 3 games.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 50 point victory by a 26 point effort from Joseph Addai, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 105 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 48 receiving yards. With this performance, Addai was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 339 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“Everyone counted us out before the season started,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 15 point effort from Ladainian Tomlinson, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 57 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 45 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Tony Romo, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for 198 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“They out-hustled us,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 9-2-2, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 12, The Undergarments are at the 1-11-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 14.8-point underdog, while San Quentin Saints are at the 9-3-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 0.7-point underdog, while the 6-6-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 11.1-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 10-2-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 12-point favorite.

November 18, 2008November 18, 2008

Greasy Weasels (58) at Elvis Impersonators (89)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless Greasy Weasels team by a score of 89 to 58, behind the support of 72,958 faithful fans.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 31 point victory by a 22 point effort from Kurt Warner, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 395 passing yards and 1 passing td. With this performance, Warner was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Michael Turner, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 81 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds.

“It was a total team effort,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 12 point effort from Greg Jennings, who snuck past the Chicago Bears defense for 64 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 8 point effort from Chris Johnson, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 64 rushing yards in addition to 24 receiving yards.

“We didn’t maintain the intensity for the entire 60 minutes,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 9-4, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 6-7.

Coming up in week 12, the 9-2-2 Z-Squad are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 10.6-point favorite, while the 6-4-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 8.3-point favorite, while the 1-11-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 23.2-point favorite, while the 3-9-1 Vinny’s Gang are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 22-point favorite.

November 18, 2008November 18, 2008

The Slim Shaggys (86) at The Hellfish (53)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Slim Shaggys embarrassed a hapless The Hellfish team by a score of 86 to 53, extending the winning streak for The Slim Shaggys to 3 games.

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 33 point victory by a 24 point effort from DeAngelo Williams, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 120 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds. With this performance, Williams was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who snuck past the Tennessee Titans defense for 66 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 27 receiving yards.

“Our fans were the 12th man today,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Stephen Gostkowski, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points. With this performance, Gostkowski was the number 6 ranked place kicker for week 11. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Matt Forte, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 64 rushing yards in addition to 40 receiving yards.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Hellfish could have scored 87 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Matt Cassel and his corresponding 36 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 6-4-3, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 3-10.

Coming up in week 12, The Slim Shaggys are at the 6-7 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 8.3-point favorite, while the 2-11 Bad Attitudes are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 1.1-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 2-11 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 10.0-point underdog, while the 9-2-2 Z-Squad are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog.

November 18, 2008November 18, 2008

Z-Squad (77) at Vinny’s Gang (57)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE showdown, Z-Squad beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 77 to 57, extending the winning streak for Z-Squad to 4 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 20 point victory by a 22 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the St. Louis Rams defense for 106 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 8 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Lance Moore, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 102 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We really took it to ’em,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 227 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Donnie Avery, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 93 receiving yards.

“They just made the big plays and we didn’t,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 9-2-2, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 3-9-1.

Coming up in week 12, Z-Squad are at the 9-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 10.6-point favorite, while the 5-8 Grid Iron Bullies are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 1.0-point underdog, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 6-7 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 22-point favorite, while Z-Squad are at the 3-10 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12.3-point underdog.

November 18, 2008November 18, 2008

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (73) at San Quentin Saints (102)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE showdown, San Quentin Saints beat a strong Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 102 to 73, extending the winning streak for San Quentin Saints to 3 games.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 29 point victory by a 26 point effort from Joseph Addai, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 105 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 48 receiving yards. With this performance, Addai was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 11. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 339 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“It wasn’t pretty but we’ll take it,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 53 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Bowe was the number 4 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Joe Flacco, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 164 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 57 rushing yards.

“I tip my hat to them,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 9-2-2, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-11-1.

Coming up in week 12, the 7-6 The Undergarments are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 14.8-point underdog, while San Quentin Saints are at the 9-3-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 0.7-point underdog, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 9-4 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 23.2-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 10-2-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 12-point favorite.

November 18, 2008November 18, 2008

The Wondrful Gazonks (56) at Twee Twerps (79)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Twee Twerps beat a strong The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 79 to 56, behind the support of 74,181 faithful fans.

Twee Twerps were led to their 23 point victory by a 20 point effort from T.J. Houshmandzadeh, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 149 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Houshmandzadeh was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 11. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Leon Washington, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 18 rushing yards in addition to 17 receiving yards.

“It was a hard-fought contest,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Tyler Thigpen, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 235 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 45 rushing yards. With this performance, Thigpen was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Anquan Boldin, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 186 receiving yards in addition to 3 rushing yards.

“Turnovers killed us,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 9-3-1, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 6-6-1.

Coming up in week 12, The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 10-2-1 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 25.2-point favorite, while the 9-2-2 San Quentin Saints are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 0.7-point underdog, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 7-6 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 11.1-point favorite, while the 5-8 Grid Iron Bullies are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 17.7-point favorite.

November 18, 2008November 18, 2008

Bad Attitudes (57) at Squishy Fuzz (101)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless Bad Attitudes team by a score of 101 to 57, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 3 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 44 point victory by a 22 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 119 rushing yards in addition to 58 receiving yards. With this performance, Lynch was the number 4 ranked running back for week 11. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Marion Barber, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 114 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 39 receiving yards.

“I was just doing my job,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

“He always has his team ready to play,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 10-2-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 2-11.

Coming up in week 12, Bad Attitudes are at the 3-10 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 1.1-point underdog, while the 6-6-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 25.2-point favorite, while the 6-4-3 The Slim Shaggys are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 10.0-point underdog, while the 9-2-2 San Quentin Saints are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 12-point favorite.

November 18, 2008November 18, 2008

The Undergarments (52) at Grid Iron Bullies (53)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 17, 2008) In a week 11 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough The Undergarments team by a score of 53 to 52, extending the losing streak for The Undergarments to 4 games.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 1 point victory by a 22 point effort from Peyton Manning, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 320 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Manning was the number 3 ranked quarterback for week 11. They also got help from a 7 point effort from John Kasay, who snuck past the Detroit Lions defense for 1 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Undergarments could have scored 70 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Ted Ginn Jr. and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

Grid Iron Bullies took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 11.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 5-8, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 7-6.

Coming up in week 12, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 3-9-1 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 1.0-point underdog, while The Undergarments are at the 1-11-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 14.8-point underdog, while the 6-6-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 11.1-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 9-3-1 Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 17.7-point favorite.