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Squishy Fuzz (106) at Vinny’s Gang (80)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE showdown, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 106 to 80.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 26 point victory by a 24 point effort from Calvin Johnson, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 129 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Johnson was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 2. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Marion Barber, who snuck past the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 63 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 51 receiving yards.

“We’ll use this win as a stepping stone to the next level,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 27 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 328 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 25 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 2. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Adrian Peterson, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 160 rushing yards in addition to 20 receiving yards.

“These guys have nothing to be ashamed of,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 2-0, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 1-1 Greasy Weasels are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 8.5-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 1-0-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 1-point favorite, while Vinny’s Gang are at the 0-2 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 6.0-point underdog, while the 0-1-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 41.5-point favorite.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (69) at Z-Squad (69)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Z-Squad tied a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 69 to 69.

Z-Squad were helped out by a 15 point effort from Reggie Wayne, who got by the Minnesota Vikings defense for 93 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Willie Parker, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 105 rushing yards.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out by a 22 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the St. Louis Rams defense for 260 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Manning was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 14 point effort from David Akers, who snuck past the Dallas Cowboys defense for 3 field goals made and 4 extra points.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 87 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Michael Bush and his corresponding 15 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 1-0-1, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-1-1.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-1-1 The Slim Shaggys are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 10.5-point favorite, while the 2-0 Twee Twerps are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 7.0-point underdog, while the 2-0 San Quentin Saints are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 0.5-point favorite, while Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at the 2-0 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 41.5-point favorite.

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Grid Iron Bullies (63) at The Undergarments (78)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, The Undergarments beat a strong Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 78 to 63.

The Undergarments were led to their 15 point victory by a 24 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 312 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Romo was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 2. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Tony Scheffler, who snuck past the San Diego Chargers defense for 64 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 19 point effort from Julius Jones, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 127 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 14 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 6 ranked running back for week 2. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Peyton Manning, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 311 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“They wanted it more than we did,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Adding salt to the wound, Grid Iron Bullies could have scored 84 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Eric Bell left key players like Justin Gage and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 1-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 0-2.

Coming up in week 3, the 0-2 The Hellfish are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 1.5-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 2-0 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 22-point favorite, while Grid Iron Bullies are at the 1-0-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 19.5-point favorite, while the 1-1 Bad Attitudes are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 27-point favorite.

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San Quentin Saints (65) at Bad Attitudes (20)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 15, 2008) In a week 2 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, San Quentin Saints embarrassed a hapless Bad Attitudes team by a score of 65 to 20.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 45 point victory by a 19 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 281 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 20 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from DeSean Jackson, who beat the Dallas Cowboys defense for 110 receiving yards.

“I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 6 point effort from Kevin Smith, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 40 rushing yards in addition to 21 receiving yards. They also got help from a 4 point effort from Justin Fargas, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 43 rushing yards.

“It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 2-0, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-1.

Coming up in week 3, Bad Attitudes are at the 0-2 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 34-point favorite, while the 0-2 Grid Iron Bullies are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 22-point favorite, while San Quentin Saints are at the 1-0-1 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 0.5-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 1-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 27-point favorite.

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