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Week 3 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Elvis Impersonators (83) at Greasy Weasels (80)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 23, 2013) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 83 to 80, silencing a partisan crowd of 69,970 at The Grease Pit.

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Jordan Cameron

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 3 point victory by a 24 point effort from Jordan Cameron, who snuck past the Minnesota Vikings defense for 66 receiving yards and 3 receiving TDs. With this performance, Cameron was the number 2 ranked tight end for week 3. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Jamaal Charles, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 92 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 80 receiving yards.

“I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 25 point effort from Jimmy Graham, who beat the Arizona Cardinals defense for 134 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Graham was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 3. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Michael Vick, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 201 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 99 rushing yards.

“They out-coached us,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 93 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Ronnie Hillman and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 1-2, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 2-1.

Coming up in week 4, Greasy Weasels are at the 1-2 Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 22.0-point underdog, while Elvis Impersonators are at the 1-2 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 24.2-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 83 Greasy Weasels 80
The Hellfish 73 The Undergarments 59
Twee Twerps 63 The Slim Shaggys 80
The Wondrful Gazonks 82 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 76
Z-Squad 69 Bad Attitudes 106
October Hunter 72 Vinny’s Gang 94
Grid Iron Bullies 71 Squishy Fuzz 51

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Week 3 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
The Slim Shaggys (95) at Elvis Impersonators (105)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 24, 2012) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Elvis Impersonators squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 105 to 95, behind the support of 72,659 faithful fans at Graceland.

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Torrey Smith

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 10 point victory by a 24 point effort from Torrey Smith, who beat the New England Patriots defense for 127 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Smith was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Tom Brady, who beat the Baltimore Ravens defense for 335 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards.

“We’re not going to rest on our laurels,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Andre Brown, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 113 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 17 receiving yards. With this performance, Brown was the number 2 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 288 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 5 rushing yards.

“It’s been a great ride,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 110 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Nate Washington and his corresponding 17 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 1-2, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 1-2.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-2 Vinny’s Gang are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 7.0-point underdog, while the 2-1 The Undergarments are at Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 13-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 66 San Quentin Saints 77
Bad Attitudes 109 Vinny’s Gang 87
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 48 The Undergarments 65
Squishy Fuzz 104 Twee Twerps 86
The Wondrful Gazonks 71 Greasy Weasels 54
The Hellfish 136 Z-Squad 77
The Slim Shaggys 95 Elvis Impersonators 105

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Week 3 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week
Squishy Fuzz (87) at The Hellfish (91)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 26, 2011) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional rivalry, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 91 to 87, extending the winning streak for The Hellfish to 4 games.

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Ben Roethlisberger

The Hellfish were led to their 4 point victory by a 22 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who tore apart the Indianapolis Colts defense for 364 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 15 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Jimmy Graham, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 100 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This team has served notice,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 29 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Houston Texans defense for 370 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 3. They also got help from a 29 point effort from Darren McFadden, who beat the New York Jets defense for 171 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 7 receiving yards.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Adding salt to the wound, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 94 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Mohamed Massaquoi and his corresponding 8 points on the bench.

Squishy Fuzz drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 4-0, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, Squishy Fuzz are at the 2-2 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 6.2-point underdog, while the 3-1 Elvis Impersonators are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 14.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 87 The Hellfish 91
Elvis Impersonators 73 The Wondrful Gazonks 56
Vinny’s Gang 82 Z-Squad 44
Twee Twerps 116 The Slim Shaggys 83
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 70 San Quentin Saints 85
Grid Iron Bullies 109 The Undergarments 71
Bad Attitudes 86 Greasy Weasels 67
Squishy Fuzz 87 Twee Twerps 116
Elvis Impersonators 73 The Slim Shaggys 83
Vinny’s Gang 82 The Hellfish 91
The Wondrful Gazonks 56 Greasy Weasels 67
Z-Squad 44 Bad Attitudes 86
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 70 Grid Iron Bullies 109
The Undergarments 71 San Quentin Saints 85

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Week 3 Recap

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week
Grid Iron Bullies (75) at Greasy Weasels (71)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 27, 2010) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 75 to 71, extending the losing streak for Greasy Weasels to 3 games.

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Matt Ryan

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 4 point victory by a 19 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the New Orleans Saints defense for 228 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 26 rushing yards. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Thomas Jones, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 95 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 1 receiving yards.

“This win is for all the fans,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Chris Johnson, who beat the New York Giants defense for 125 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs. With this performance, Johnson was the number 2 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Matt Schaub, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 241 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“Give them all the credit,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Compounding the issue, Greasy Weasels could have scored 110 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Kyle Orton and his corresponding 27 points on the bench.

Grid Iron Bullies took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 3.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 2-2, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 3-1 San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 20.5-point favorite, while the 1-3 Bad Attitudes are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 12.5-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Squishy Fuzz 85 The Hellfish 73
Elvis Impersonators 78 Vinny’s Gang 104
The Wondrful Gazonks 65 Bad Attitudes 80
Twee Twerps 104 The Slim Shaggys 89
Z-Squad 100 Grid Iron Bullies 75
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 57 San Quentin Saints 91
The Undergarments 83 Greasy Weasels 71
Squishy Fuzz 85 The Wondrful Gazonks 65
Elvis Impersonators 78 Twee Twerps 104
Vinny’s Gang 104 The Slim Shaggys 89
The Hellfish 73 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 57
Z-Squad 100 Bad Attitudes 80
Grid Iron Bullies 75 Greasy Weasels 71
The Undergarments 83 San Quentin Saints 91

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Bad Attitudes (46) at Elvis Impersonators (101)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, Elvis Impersonators embarrassed a hapless Bad Attitudes team by a score of 101 to 46, extending the losing streak for Bad Attitudes to 3 games.

Elvis Impersonators were led to their 55 point victory by a 28 point effort from Michael Turner, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 104 rushing yards and 3 rushing tds. With this performance, Turner was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Larry Johnson, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 121 rushing yards and 1 rushing td.

“This team shows a lot of character,” Elvis Impersonators coach Brandon Mannie said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 13 point effort from Gus Frerotte, who got by the Carolina Panthers defense for 204 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Shayne Graham, who snuck past the New York Giants defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“We didn’t get the job done,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for Elvis Impersonators to 2-2, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, Elvis Impersonators are at the 1-3 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.2-point underdog, while the 2-0-2 Z-Squad are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 28.8-point underdog.

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Greasy Weasels (84) at Squishy Fuzz (108)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE showdown, Squishy Fuzz beat a strong Greasy Weasels team by a score of 108 to 84, extending the winning streak for Squishy Fuzz to 4 games.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 24 point victory by a 24 point effort from Drew Brees, who tore apart the Denver Broncos defense for 421 passing yards and 1 passing td. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who got by the Oakland Raiders defense for 83 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 31 receiving yards.

“I’m happy I could make a contribution,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 155 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Marshall was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 21 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the New York Jets defense for 250 passing yards and 3 passing tds.

“They own us,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Adding salt to the wound, Greasy Weasels could have scored 110 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Le’Ron McClain and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 4-0, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, Greasy Weasels are at the 0-3-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 28.0-point underdog, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 0-3-1 The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 38.8-point underdog.

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The Slim Shaggys (65) at Z-Squad (68)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, Z-Squad squeaked by a tough The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 68 to 65, extending the losing streak for The Slim Shaggys to 3 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 3 point victory by a 22 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 130 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 32 receiving yards. With this performance, Gore was the number 5 ranked running back for week 3. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Matt Prater, who snuck past the New Orleans Saints defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“We knew we had to defend our home turf,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Maurice Jones-Drew, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 107 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 59 receiving yards. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Clinton Portis, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 68 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 19 receiving yards.

“They ate our lunch,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 74 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Jabar Gaffney and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 2-0-2, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 0-3-1.

Coming up in week 4, the 4-0 Squishy Fuzz are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 38.8-point underdog, while Z-Squad are at the 1-3 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 28.8-point underdog.

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Vinny’s Gang (43) at The Wondrful Gazonks (47)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE rivalry, The Wondrful Gazonks squeaked by a tough Vinny’s Gang team by a score of 47 to 43, extending the losing streak for Vinny’s Gang to 3 games.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 4 point victory by a 14 point effort from the Baltimore Ravens Defensive Team. With this performance, the Ravens was the number 2 ranked defensive team for week 3. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Derek Anderson, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 125 passing yards and 1 passing td in addition to 2 rushing yards.

“I’m speechless,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Vinny’s Gang were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 290 passing yards in addition to 10 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 3. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Nick Folk, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 2 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“The final score is the only statistic that matters,” Vinny’s Gang coach Jon Steffan said.

Adding salt to the wound, Vinny’s Gang could have scored 62 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Jon Steffan left key players like Laveranues Coles and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 2-1-1, and drops Vinny’s Gang to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-2 Elvis Impersonators are at Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 30.2-point underdog, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 1-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12-point favorite.

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The Hellfish (78) at The Undergarments (84)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE battle, The Undergarments squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 84 to 78, extending the winning streak for The Undergarments to 3 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 6 point victory by a 17 point effort from Roddy White, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 119 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, White was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 3. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Tony Romo, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 260 passing yards and 1 passing td.

“We weren’t going to just lie down,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 89 rushing yards in addition to 66 receiving yards. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Fred Taylor, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 121 rushing yards in addition to 9 receiving yards.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Hellfish could have scored 85 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Donald Driver and his corresponding 7 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 3-1, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 1-3.

Coming up in week 4, the 2-1-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 12-point favorite, while the 4-0 Twee Twerps are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.5-point underdog.

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Twee Twerps (107) at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (61)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Sep 22, 2008) In a week 3 UFFLE intra-divisional battle, Twee Twerps embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 107 to 61, extending the winning streak for Twee Twerps to 4 games.

Twee Twerps were led to their 46 point victory by a 26 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 73 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 75 receiving yards. With this performance, Bush was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 3. They also got help from a 20 point effort from T.J. Houshmandzadeh, who beat the New York Giants defense for 146 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“We’re going to savor this victory,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Eli Manning, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 289 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who snuck past the Atlanta Falcons defense for 43 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“Give them all the credit,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 4-0, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 0-3-1.

Coming up in week 4, the 1-3 Greasy Weasels are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 28.0-point underdog, while Twee Twerps are at the 3-1 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.5-point underdog.

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