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Twee Twerps (72) at The Wondrful Gazonks (37)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2008) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Twee Twerps embarrassed a hapless The Wondrful Gazonks team by a score of 72 to 37, extending the losing streak for The Wondrful Gazonks to 4 games.

Twee Twerps were led to their 35 point victory by a 18 point effort from Reggie Bush, who snuck past the Oakland Raiders defense for 27 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 40 receiving yards. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Jay Cutler, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 192 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 22 rushing yards.

“It was a total team effort,” Twee Twerps coach Bob Filipy said.

The Wondrful Gazonks were helped out in a losing cause by a 12 point effort from Sammy Morris, who snuck past the San Diego Chargers defense for 26 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 49 receiving yards. They also got help from a 9 point effort from Antonio Gates, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 35 receiving yards and 1 receiving td.

“I don’t want to point fingers,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

This brings the record for Twee Twerps to 5-2, and drops The Wondrful Gazonks to a record of 2-4-1.

Coming up in week 7, the 1-5-1 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Twee Twerps, where Twee Twerps are an early 21.4-point favorite, while the 6-0-1 San Quentin Saints are at The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 19.4-point underdog.

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Squishy Fuzz (78) at Grid Iron Bullies (48)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2008) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless Grid Iron Bullies team by a score of 78 to 48.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 30 point victory by a 25 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 320 passing yards and 3 passing tds in addition to 7 rushing yards. With this performance, Brees was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 22 point effort from Marion Barber, who snuck past the Arizona Cardinals defense for 45 rushing yards in addition to 128 receiving yards.

“This is the greatest feeling in the world,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out in a losing cause by a 17 point effort from Kyle Orton, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 286 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Michael Pittman, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 109 rushing yards in addition to 16 receiving yards.

“You’ve got to hand it to them,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 6-1, and drops Grid Iron Bullies to a record of 2-5.

Coming up in week 7, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 2-5 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 6.6-point favorite, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 1-6 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 32.3-point underdog.

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San Quentin Saints (85) at Bad Attitudes (73)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 13, 2008) In a week 6 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, San Quentin Saints beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 85 to 73, extending the winning streak for San Quentin Saints to 3 games.

San Quentin Saints were led to their 12 point victory by a 25 point effort from Thomas Jones, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 65 rushing yards and 2 rushing tds in addition to 13 receiving yards. With this performance, Jones was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 6. They also got help from a 20 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 280 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 4 rushing yards.

“It hasn’t sunk in yet,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Correll Buckhalter, who got by the San Francisco 49ers defense for 93 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 85 receiving yards. With this performance, Buckhalter was the number 5 ranked running back for week 6. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Bernard Berrian, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 131 receiving yards and 1 receiving td in addition to 3 rushing yards.

“He always has his team ready to play,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Causing further embarrassment, Bad Attitudes could have scored 91 points and gotten the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Marvin Harrison and his corresponding 20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for San Quentin Saints to 6-0-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 1-6.

Coming up in week 7, San Quentin Saints are at the 2-4-1 The Wondrful Gazonks, where The Wondrful Gazonks are an early 19.4-point underdog, while the 6-1 Squishy Fuzz are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 32.3-point underdog.

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