Category: Week 7

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Squishy Fuzz (120.9) at Z-Squad (113.5)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 22, 2024) In a week 7 UFFLE matchup, the 4-3 Squishy Fuzz squeaked by a tough 4-3 Z-Squad team by a score of 120.90 to 113.50, silencing a partisan crowd of 62,974 at Frozen Tundra.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 7.40 point victory by a 25.40 point effort from Joe Mixon, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 115 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 9 receiving yards. With this performance, Mixon was the number 4 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 25.30 point effort from Brock Purdy, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 212 passing yards in addition to 27 rushing yards.

“We snatched victory out of the jaws of defeat,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 30.00 point effort from Jahmyr Gibbs, who beat the Minnesota Vikings defense for 116 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 44 receiving yards. With this performance, Gibbs was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 24.70 point effort from Derrick Henry, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 169 rushing yards in addition to 13 receiving yards.

“It’s going to be a long plane ride home,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Brecht said.

Compounding the issue, Z-Squad could have scored 140.45 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Joshua Brecht left key players like Kyler Murray and his corresponding 22.65 points on the bench.

Z-Squad drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 12 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 7.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 4-3, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 4-3.

Coming up in week 8, the 1-6 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 21.7-point favorite, while Squishy Fuzz are at the 4-3 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 10.6-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Vinny’s Gang 35.95 October Hunters 72.50
Pickled Harrons 60.35 The Lawn Wranglers 70.35
Elvis Impersonators 112.50 The Hellfish 96.20
Bad Attitudes 76.05 Greasy Weasels 85.85
The Undergarments 103.45 The Slim Shaggys 88.20
Squishy Fuzz 120.90 Z-Squad 113.50
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 70.35 Grid Iron Bullies 76.20

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Slim Shaggys (83.05) at Pickled Harrons (84.5)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 23, 2023) In a week 7 UFFLE matchup, the 5-2 Pickled Harrons squeaked by a disappointing 2-5 The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 84.50 to 83.05, extending their winning streak to 5 games.

Pickled Harrons were led to their 1.45 point victory by a 23.30 point effort from Alvin Kamara, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 62 rushing yards in addition to 91 receiving yards. With this performance, Kamara was the number 2 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 22.00 point effort from Dustin Hopkins, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 4 field goals made and 3 extra points.

“This win is for all the fans,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.70 point effort from A.J. Brown, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 137 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Brown was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 19.40 point effort from Puka Nacua, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 154 receiving yards.

“Our defense didn’t show up today,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 94.25 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Kendrick Bourne and his corresponding 15.30 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Pickled Harrons to 5-2, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 2-5.

Coming up in week 8, the 3-4 Squishy Fuzz are at The Slim Shaggys, where The Slim Shaggys are an early 25.6-point underdog, while the 2-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Pickled Harrons, where Pickled Harrons are an early 5.4-point underdog.

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Vinny’s Gang 74.50 Greasy Weasels 80.35
The Undergarments 105.45 Bad Attitudes 90.30
Squishy Fuzz 106.70 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 71.75
Z-Squad 100.80 Grid Iron Bullies 80.60
The Slim Shaggys 83.05 Pickled Harrons 84.50
The Hellfish 104.10 Elvis Impersonators 76.70
October Hunters 64.25 The Lawn Wranglers 54.45

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Lawn Wranglers (72.85) at Greasy Weasels (85.7)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 24, 2022) In a week 7 UFFLE showdown, the 5-2 Greasy Weasels pummeled a hapless 1-6 The Lawn Wranglers team by a score of 85.70 to 72.85, who have now lost 6 games in a row.

Greasy Weasels were helped out by a 29.00 point effort from Ja’Marr Chase, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 130 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Chase was the number 1 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 14.00 point effort from Robbie Gould, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

The Lawn Wranglers were helped out by a 23.35 point effort from Justin Herbert, who got by the Seattle Seahawks defense for 293 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. With this performance, Herbert was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 18.90 point effort from Raheem Mostert, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 79 rushing yards in addition to 30 receiving yards.

“We shot ourselves in the foot,” The Lawn Wranglers coach Todd Kammeijer said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Lawn Wranglers could have scored 126.25 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Todd Kammeijer left key players like Mecole Hardman and his corresponding 26.00 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 5-2, and drops The Lawn Wranglers to a record of 1-6.

Coming up in week 8, Greasy Weasels are at the 4-3 Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 5.4-point favorite, while The Lawn Wranglers are at the 2-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 19.7-point favorite.

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The Lawn Wranglers 72.85 Greasy Weasels 85.70
Elvis Impersonators 75.20 The Hellfish 62.20
Grid Iron Bullies 144.15 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 73.20
The Slim Shaggys 60.20 October Hunters 88.65
Pickled Harrons 89.95 The Undergarments 49.35
Bad Attitudes 100.35 Vinny’s Gang 83.35
Squishy Fuzz 89.65 Z-Squad 65.80

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

The Undergarments (85.4) at Bad Attitudes (82.2)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 25, 2021) In a week 7 UFFLE battle, the 6-1 The Undergarments squeaked by a mediocre 3-4 Bad Attitudes team by a score of 85.40 to 82.20, extending their winning streak to 3 games.

The Undergarments were led to their 3.20 point victory by a 32.60 point effort from Cooper Kupp, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 156 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Kupp was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 7. They also got help from a 24.90 point effort from Jalen Hurts, who got by the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 236 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 61 rushing yards.

“We were really on our game,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.80 point effort from Matt Ryan, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 336 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 14.80 point effort from DeAndre Hopkins, who snuck past the Houston Texans defense for 53 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We lost our focus,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 102.40 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Myles Gaskin and his corresponding 15.70 points on the bench.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 6-1, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 3-4.

Coming up in week 8, the 4-3 Pickled Harrons are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 10.8-point favorite, while the 5-2 Vinny’s Gang are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 15.7-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Pickled Harrons 87.00 Vinny’s Gang 63.85
The Undergarments 85.40 Bad Attitudes 82.20
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 76.45 Greasy Weasels 108.90
Z-Squad 86.90 The Slim Shaggys 119.60
Squishy Fuzz 102.70 Grid Iron Bullies 78.70
October Hunters 92.50 The Hellfish 44.80
The Lawn Wranglers 116.95 Elvis Impersonators 106.15

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (63.7) at The Undergarments (63.05)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 26, 2020) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional event, the 4-3 Greasy Weasels squeaked by a strong 5-2 The Undergarments team by a score of 63.70 to 63.05, extending their winning streak to 3 games.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 0.65 point victory by a 19.4 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 268 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 11.1 point effort from James Conner, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 82 rushing yards in addition to 29 receiving yards.

“We knew this would be no cakewalk,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

The Undergarments were helped out in a losing cause by a 21.45 point effort from Josh Allen, who beat the New York Jets defense for 307 passing yards in addition to 61 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Matt Prater, who beat the Atlanta Falcons defense for 3 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“They stepped up and made the plays,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Causing further embarrassment, The Undergarments could have scored 93 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Eric Overgaard left key players like Aaron Rodgers and his corresponding 26 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 4-3, and drops The Undergarments to a record of 5-2.

Coming up in week 8, the 3-4 Z-Squad are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 6-point favorite, while The Undergarments are at the 3-4 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 19.0-point underdog.

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Greasy Weasels 63.70 The Undergarments 63.05
Pickled Harrons 98 October Hunters 63
Vinny’s Gang 95 The Slim Shaggys 62
Squishy Fuzz 61 The Hellfish 134
Z-Squad 37 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 81
Bad Attitudes 115 Grid Iron Bullies 54

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Bad Attitudes (72) AT Grid Iron Bullies (75)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 21, 2019) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Bad Attitudes team by a score of 75 to 72, behind the support of 74,391 faithful fans at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 3 point victory by a 20 point effort from Teddy Bridgewater, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 281 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 7 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from the Kansas City Chiefs Defensive Team.

“We managed to eke out a win,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Darren Waller, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 126 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Waller was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 7. In addition, Waller entered the UFFLE Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 1st-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the New York Jets defense for 249 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“They own us,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Compounding the issue, Bad Attitudes could have scored 76 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Steve Spickenreuther left key players like Duke Johnson and his corresponding 5 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 3-4, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 5-2.

Coming up in week 8, Grid Iron Bullies are at the 3-4 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 15.1-point favorite, while the 2-5 The Undergarments are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 3.0-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 62 The Undergarments 92
Elvis Impersonators 85 October Hunters 91
Vinny’s Gang 112 The Slim Shaggys 79
Squishy Fuzz 59 The Hellfish 78
Z-Squad 61 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 72
Bad Attitudes 72 Grid Iron Bullies 75

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (84) at Grid Iron Bullies (91)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 22, 2018) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Grid Iron Bullies squeaked by a tough Greasy Weasels team by a score of 91 to 84, behind the support of 74,696 faithful fans at THE LAND OF ASS KICKING STADIUM.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 7 point victory by a 23 point effort from the Denver Broncos Defensive Team. With this performance, the Broncos was the number 1 ranked defensive team for week 7. They also got help from a 19 point effort from John Brown, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 134 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This team shows a lot of character,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 24 point effort from Cam Newton, who got by the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 269 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 49 rushing yards. With this performance, Newton was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Kerryon Johnson, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 158 rushing yards in addition to 21 receiving yards.

“We came out flat,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Compounding the issue, Greasy Weasels could have scored 110 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Marlon Mack and his corresponding 29 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 2-5, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 3-4.

Coming up in week 8, the 4-3 The Hellfish are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 10.2-point favorite, while the 4-2-1 Z-Squad are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 28.9-point underdog.

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Greasy Weasels 84 Grid Iron Bullies 91
League Average 85 Bad Attitudes 75
Squishy Fuzz 79 The Undergarments 119
The Slim Shaggys 67 The Hellfish 75
Elvis Impersonators 105 Vinny’s Gang 53
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 80 Twee Twerps 111
Z-Squad 89 October Hunters 76

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (69) at Z-Squad (59)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 23, 2017) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Greasy Weasels beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 69 to 59, extending the winning streak for Greasy Weasels to 5 games.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 10 point victory by a 15 point effort from Philip Rivers, who snuck past the Denver Broncos defense for 183 passing yards and 2 passing TDs. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Jake Elliott, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 2 field goals made and 4 extra points.

“It hasn’t sunk in yet,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 16 point effort from the Jacksonville Jaguars Defensive Team. With this performance, the Jaguars was the number 3 ranked defensive team for week 7. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Marcus Mariota, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 203 passing yards in addition to 8 rushing yards.

“I don’t want to point fingers,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Adding salt to the wound, Z-Squad could have scored 74 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Andy Dalton and his corresponding 13 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 6-1, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 3-4.

Coming up in week 8, the 3-4 Squishy Fuzz are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 12.6-point underdog, while Greasy Weasels are at the 4-3 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 19.9-point favorite.

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Grid Iron Bullies 102 The Wondrful Gazonks 61
The Undergarments 114 Squishy Fuzz 92
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 93 October Hunters 68
Greasy Weasels 69 Z-Squad 59
The Slim Shaggys 49 Bad Attitudes 71
Vinny’s Gang 47 Twee Twerps 71
Elvis Impersonators 76 The Hellfish 55

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (74) at October Hunters (76)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 26, 2015) In a week 7 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, October Hunters squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 76 to 74, extending the winning streak for October Hunters to 5 games.

Philip Rivers

October Hunters were led to their 2 point victory by a 27 point effort from Philip Rivers, who beat the Oakland Raiders defense for 336 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Rivers was the number 4 ranked quarterback for week 7. They also got help from a 12 point effort from Jonathan Stewart, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 125 rushing yards.

“I was just doing my job,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 122 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Alex Smith, who got by the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 251 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 5 rushing yards.

“I tip my hat to them,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

Compounding the issue, Hot Buttered Moose Nuts could have scored 82 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Jeremy Griffith left key players like Dan Carpenter and his corresponding 11 points on the bench.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 5-2, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-6.

Coming up in week 8, the 2-5 Twee Twerps are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 17.1-point underdog, while October Hunters are at the 4-3 Elvis Impersonators, where Elvis Impersonators are an early 17.9-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Grid Iron Bullies 90 The Wondrful Gazonks 104
The Undergarments 95 Squishy Fuzz 71
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 74 October Hunters 76
Greasy Weasels 135 Z-Squad 74
The Slim Shaggys 53 Bad Attitudes 42
Vinny’s Gang 71 Twee Twerps 62
Elvis Impersonators 87 The Hellfish 94

Fantasy Recap – Game of the Week

Z-Squad (53) at The Slim Shaggys (58)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 20, 2014) In a week 7 UFFLE matchup, The Slim Shaggys squeaked by a tough Z-Squad team by a score of 58 to 53, extending the losing streak for Z-Squad to 5 games.

Ahmad Bradshaw

The Slim Shaggys were led to their 5 point victory by a 20 point effort from Ahmad Bradshaw, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 52 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 36 receiving yards. With this performance, Bradshaw was the number 4 ranked running back for week 7. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Torrey Smith, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 81 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We’re going to savor this victory,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Randall Cobb, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 121 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD in addition to 2 rushing yards. With this performance, Cobb was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 7. They also got help from a 14 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 228 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards.

“I’m really proud of our guys,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Causing further embarrassment, Z-Squad could have scored 68 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Michael Grosz left key players like Jerick McKinnon and his corresponding 10 points on the bench.

The Slim Shaggys took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 7.

This brings the record for The Slim Shaggys to 3-4, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 1-6.

Coming up in week 8, the 7-0 Greasy Weasels are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 19.1-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 6-1 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 29.6-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
October Hunter 55 The Wondrful Gazonks 65
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 78 Elvis Impersonators 66
Z-Squad 53 The Slim Shaggys 58
Greasy Weasels 102 Vinny’s Gang 83
Squishy Fuzz 65 Bad Attitudes 85
Twee Twerps 97 The Undergarments 67
The Hellfish 104 Grid Iron Bullies 60