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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (44) at Grid Iron Bullies (72)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE showdown, Grid Iron Bullies embarrassed a hapless Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 72 to 44, extending the losing streak for Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to 3 games.

Grid Iron Bullies were led to their 28 point victory by a 23 point effort from Peyton Manning, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 223 passing yards and 2 passing tds in addition to 1 rushing yards. With this performance, Manning was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Kevin Faulk, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 60 rushing yards in addition to 47 receiving yards.

“This MVP award belongs to the whole team,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 12 point effort from Eli Manning, who snuck past the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 199 passing yards and 1 passing td. They also got help from a 10 point effort from Dwayne Bowe, who beat the New York Jets defense for 102 receiving yards.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 4-5, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 1-7-1.

Coming up in week 9, the 5-2-2 Z-Squad are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 11.6-point underdog, while the 4-4-1 The Wondrful Gazonks are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 2.6-point underdog.

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San Quentin Saints (62) at Squishy Fuzz (96)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Squishy Fuzz embarrassed a hapless San Quentin Saints team by a score of 96 to 62, behind the support of 72,867 faithful fans.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 34 point victory by a 26 point effort from Santana Moss, who beat the Detroit Lions defense for 140 receiving yards and 1 receiving td. With this performance, Moss was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 8. They also got help from a 25 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the San Diego Chargers defense for 339 passing yards and 3 passing tds.

“We weren’t going to just lie down,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

San Quentin Saints were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Donovan McNabb, who got by the Atlanta Falcons defense for 253 passing yards in addition to 25 rushing yards. They also got help from a 11 point effort from Thomas Jones, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 54 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 6 receiving yards.

“We didn’t get the job done,” San Quentin Saints coach Sean Boggess said.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 7-2, and drops San Quentin Saints to a record of 6-2-1.

Coming up in week 9, the 3-4-2 The Slim Shaggys are at San Quentin Saints, where San Quentin Saints are an early 1.7-point favorite, while the 7-2 Twee Twerps are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 14.9-point favorite.

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Bad Attitudes (85) at The Undergarments (111)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Oct 27, 2008) In a week 8 UFFLE intra-divisional classic, The Undergarments beat a strong Bad Attitudes team by a score of 111 to 85, behind the support of 66,923 faithful fans.

The Undergarments were led to their 26 point victory by a 23 point effort from Matt Schaub, who got by the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 280 passing yards and 3 passing tds. With this performance, Schaub was the number 6 ranked quarterback for week 8. They also got help from a 23 point effort from Roddy White, who beat the Philadelphia Eagles defense for 113 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds.

“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” The Undergarments coach Eric Overgaard said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 21 point effort from Dallas Clark, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 94 receiving yards and 2 receiving tds. With this performance, Clark was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 8. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Mewelde Moore, who got by the New York Giants defense for 84 rushing yards and 1 rushing td in addition to 10 receiving yards.

“I take full responsibility for this loss,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

This brings the record for The Undergarments to 7-2, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 2-7.

Coming up in week 9, the 6-3 Elvis Impersonators are at The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 3.2-point favorite, while Bad Attitudes are at the 3-6 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 21.9-point favorite.

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