Category: Week 9

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Greasy Weasels (80.25) at Z-Squad (81)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 4, 2024) In a week 9 UFFLE contest, the 6-3 Z-Squad squeaked by a mediocre 4-5 Greasy Weasels team by a score of 81.00 to 80.25, behind the support of 67,993 faithful fans at Frozen Tundra.

Z-Squad were led to their 0.75 point victory by a 25.80 point effort from Derrick Henry, who beat the Denver Broncos defense for 106 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 27 receiving yards. With this performance, Henry was the number 3 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 14.10 point effort from Jahmyr Gibb, who snuck past the Green Bay Packers defense for 65 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 11 receiving yards.

“We brought our A-game,” Z-Squad coach Joshua Brecht said.

Greasy Weasels were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.50 point effort from Garrett Wilson, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 90 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Wilson was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 9. They also got help from a 18.20 point effort from Kareem Hunt, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 106 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 11 receiving yards.

“I tip my hat to them,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Causing further embarrassment, Greasy Weasels could have scored 118.85 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mason Mannie left key players like Geno Smith and his corresponding 28.75 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 6-3, and drops Greasy Weasels to a record of 4-5.

Coming up in week 10, Greasy Weasels are at the 2-7 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 2-point favorite, while the 2-7 Bad Attitudes are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 18.3-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
The Undergarments 108.10 Vinny’s Gang 98.55
Greasy Weasels 80.25 Z-Squad 81.00
Pickled Harrons 72.65 The Lawn Wranglers 58.30
Bad Attitudes 94.65 The Hellfish 120.30
Elvis Impersonators 69.45 Squishy Fuzz 91.80
Grid Iron Bullies 70.25 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 83.30
The Slim Shaggys 70.55 October Hunters 74.55

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Grid Iron Bullies (68.35) at Squishy Fuzz (52)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 6, 2023) In a week 9 UFFLE showdown, the 3-6 Grid Iron Bullies destroyed a disappointing 3-6 Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 68.35 to 52.00, silencing a partisan crowd of 79,093.

Grid Iron Bullies were helped out by a 20.00 point effort from Austin Ekeler, who snuck past the New York Jets defense for 47 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 23 receiving yards. With this performance, Ekeler was the number 5 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 17.65 point effort from Patrick Mahomes, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 185 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 24 rushing yards.

“We made our own breaks,” Grid Iron Bullies coach Eric Bell said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out by a 15.30 point effort from Joe Mixon, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 37 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 31 receiving yards. They also got help from a 8.00 point effort from Chris Boswell, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 2 field goals made and 2 extra points.

“They outplayed us in every phase of the game,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Compounding the issue, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 73.60 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Tee Higgins and his corresponding 15.00 points on the bench.

Grid Iron Bullies took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 10 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 9.

This brings the record for Grid Iron Bullies to 3-6, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 3-6.

Coming up in week 10, Squishy Fuzz are at the 3-6 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 5.3-point underdog, while the 7-2 Pickled Harrons are at Grid Iron Bullies, where Grid Iron Bullies are an early 0.9-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Pickled Harrons 98.80 Bad Attitudes 80.85
The Lawn Wranglers 71.60 The Hellfish 95.55
Greasy Weasels 79.85 The Undergarments 100.60
The Slim Shaggys 53.65 Elvis Impersonators 76.95
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 57.25 Z-Squad 74.55
Grid Iron Bullies 68.35 Squishy Fuzz 52.00
October Hunters 84.25 Vinny’s Gang 129.50

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Squishy Fuzz (129.35) at Bad Attitudes (115.25)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 7, 2022) In a week 9 UFFLE intra-divisional contest, the 5-4 Squishy Fuzz beat a tough 5-4 Bad Attitudes team by a score of 129.35 to 115.25, silencing a partisan crowd of 77,697.

Squishy Fuzz were led to their 14.10 point victory by a 53.10 point effort from Joe Mixonn, who beat the Carolina Panthers defense for 153 rushing yards and 4 rushing TDs in addition to 58 receiving yards. With this performance, Mixon was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. In addition, Mixon entered the UFFLE Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 1st-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 31.60 point effort from Davante Adams, who beat the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 146 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs.

“We’re happy we could pull this one out at the end,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Bad Attitudes were helped out in a losing cause by a 25.60 point effort from Travis Etienne, who beat the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 109 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 17 receiving yards. With this performance, Etienne was the number 3 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 20.05 point effort from Trevor Lawrence, who got by the Las Vegas Raiders defense for 235 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 53 rushing yards.

“We didn’t get the big breaks today,” Bad Attitudes coach Steve Spickenreuther said.

Bad Attitudes drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 11 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 9.

This brings the record for Squishy Fuzz to 5-4, and drops Bad Attitudes to a record of 5-4.

Coming up in week 10, the 1-8 The Lawn Wranglers are at Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 14.3-point favorite, while the 3-6 October Hunters are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 23.4-point underdog.

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Pickled Harrons 71.00 Greasy Weasels 54.85
Z-Squad 79.15 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 91.75
Squishy Fuzz 129.35 Bad Attitudes 115.25
The Lawn Wranglers 66.75 The Undergarments 109.55
The Slim Shaggys 99.15 Vinny’s Gang 81.90
The Hellfish 83.35 Grid Iron Bullies 116.30
October Hunters 40.85 Elvis Impersonators 54.65

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The Slim Shaggys (97.7) at Pickled Harrons (97.8)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 8, 2021) In a week 9 UFFLE classic, the 5-4 Pickled Harrons squeaked by a mediocre 4-5 The Slim Shaggys team by a score of 97.80 to 97.70, behind the support of 65,416 faithful fans.

Pickled Harrons were led to their 0.10 point victory by a 16.60 point effort from Cordarrelle Patterson, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 126 receiving yards in addition to 10 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16.50 point effort from Melvin Gordon, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 80 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 15 receiving yards.

“We took them out of their game,” Pickled Harrons coach Cooper Harron said.

The Slim Shaggys were helped out in a losing cause by a 29.30 point effort from Nick Chubb, who beat the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 137 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 26 receiving yards. With this performance, Chubb was the number 3 ranked running back for week 9. They also got help from a 15.90 point effort from Jacoby Brissett, who got by the Houston Texans defense for 244 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 7 rushing yards.

“We’ll just have to put this loss behind us,” The Slim Shaggys coach Mark Olson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Slim Shaggys could have scored 100.90 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Mark Olson left key players like Kylen Granson and his corresponding 3.20 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Pickled Harrons to 5-4, and drops The Slim Shaggys to a record of 4-5.

Coming up in week 10, Pickled Harrons are at the 1-8 The Hellfish, where The Hellfish are an early 21.2-point underdog, while The Slim Shaggys are at the 4-5 Bad Attitudes, where Bad Attitudes are an early 29.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 79.80 Greasy Weasels 99.35
Z-Squad 57.70 October Hunters 85.70
The Slim Shaggys 97.70 Pickled Harrons 97.80
The Hellfish 61.40 Vinny’s Gang 86.20
Grid Iron Bullies 57.40 The Undergarments 87.00
Bad Attitudes 99.25 The Lawn Wranglers 92.40
Elvis Impersonators 97.75 Squishy Fuzz 79.70

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October Hunters (73) at The Hellfish (72)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 9, 2020) In a week 9 UFFLE intra-divisional contest, the 2-7 October Hunters squeaked by a disappointing 3-6 The Hellfish team by a score of 73 to 72, silencing a partisan crowd of 78,553.

October Hunters were led to their 1 point victory by a 20 point effort from D.J. Chark, who beat the Houston Texans defense for 146 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Chark was the number 5 ranked wide receiver for week 9. They also got help from a 15 point effort from Derek Carr, who snuck past the Los Angeles Chargers defense for 165 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 14 rushing yards.

“This team has finally learned how to win,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 23 point effort from Davante Adams, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 173 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. With this performance, Adams was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 9. They also got help from a 13 point effort from Daniel Jones, who got by the Washington FootballTeam defense for 212 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 4 rushing yards.

“We weren’t mentally prepared,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Adding salt to the wound, The Hellfish could have scored 100 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Wade Iverson left key players like Christian Kirk and his corresponding 18 points on the bench.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 2-7, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 3-6.

Coming up in week 10, The Hellfish are at the 7-2 Pickled Harrons, where Pickled Harrons are an early 15-point favorite, while October Hunters are at the 5-4 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 12-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 95 Greasy Weasels 55
The Slim Shaggys 56 Pickled Harrons 138
Squishy Fuzz 60 Vinny’s Gang 90
October Hunters 73 The Hellfish 72
Bad Attitudes 77 Z-Squad 65
The Undergarments 64 Grid Iron Bullies 69

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts (77) AT Greasy Weasels(80)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 4, 2019) In a week 9 UFFLE intra-divisional matchup, Greasy Weasels squeaked by a tough Hot Buttered Moose Nuts team by a score of 80 to 77, behind the support of 68,216 faithful fans at The Grease Pit.

Greasy Weasels were led to their 3 point victory by a 29 point effort from Lamar Jackson, who snuck past the New England Patriots defense for 163 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 61 rushing yards. With this performance, Jackson was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 24 point effort from Mike Evans, who tore apart the Seattle Seahawks defense for 180 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This was a good win for us,” Greasy Weasels coach Mason Mannie said.

Hot Buttered Moose Nuts were helped out in a losing cause by a 36 point effort from Russell Wilson, who tore apart the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 378 passing yards and 5 passing TDs in addition to 21 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. In addition, Wilson entered the UFFLE Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 1st-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 13 point effort from James White, who snuck past the Baltimore Ravens defense for 38 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 46 receiving yards.

“We can still hold our heads high,” Hot Buttered Moose Nuts coach Jeremy Griffith said.

This brings the record for Greasy Weasels to 8-1, and drops Hot Buttered Moose Nuts to a record of 4-5.

Coming up in week 10, the 3-6 Grid Iron Bullies are at Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 36.5-point favorite, while the 6-3 Bad Attitudes are at Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 21.4-point underdog.

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Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 77 Greasy Weasels 80
The Slim Shaggys 60 Elvis Impersonators 85
Squishy Fuzz 61 Vinny’s Gang 106
October Hunters 70 The Hellfish 87
Bad Attitudes 72 Z-Squad 87
The Undergarments 69 Grid Iron Bullies 47

Fantasy Recaps – Game of the Week

Squishy Fuzz (70) at Z-Squad (77)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 5, 2018) In a week 9 UFFLE matchup, Z-Squad squeaked by a tough Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 77 to 70, extending the winning streak for Z-Squad to 3 games.

Z-Squad were led to their 7 point victory by a 30 point effort from Jared Goff, who tore apart the New Orleans Saints defense for 391 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 17 rushing yards. With this performance, Goff was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Brandin Cooks, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 114 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“This win was no fluke,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 18 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the New England Patriots defense for 259 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 8 rushing yards. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Jordan Howard, who snuck past the Buffalo Bills defense for 47 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs.

“It’s been a great ride,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

Adding salt to the wound, Squishy Fuzz could have scored 81 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Scott Stanina left key players like Marcus Mariota and his corresponding 27 points on the bench.

This brings the record for Z-Squad to 6-2-1, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 1-8.

Coming up in week 10, the 6-3 Vinny’s Gang are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 30.3-point underdog, while the 3-6 Bad Attitudes are at Z-Squad, where Z-Squad are an early 8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:
Greasy Weasels 88 League Average 76
The Undergarments 44 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 49
Vinny’s Gang 109 Bad Attitudes 93
The Slim Shaggys 48 Elvis Impersonators 135
The Hellfish 77 Grid Iron Bullies 69
Twee Twerps 72 October Hunters 55
Squishy Fuzz 70 Z-Squad 77

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Z-Squad (61) at The Wondrful Gazonks (72)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 6, 2017) In a week 9 UFFLE battle, The Wondrful Gazonks beat a strong Z-Squad team by a score of 72 to 61, extending the losing streak for Z-Squad to 4 games.

The Wondrful Gazonks were led to their 11 point victory by a 27 point effort from Russell Wilson, who got by the Washington Redskins defense for 297 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 77 rushing yards. With this performance, Wilson was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Marshawn Lynch, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 57 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 6 receiving yards.

“This win is for all the fans,” The Wondrful Gazonks coach Josh Vadnais said.

Z-Squad were helped out in a losing cause by a 20 point effort from Alshon Jeffery, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 84 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Jeffery was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 9. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Marcus Mariota, who got by the Baltimore Ravens defense for 218 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 6 rushing yards.

“The ball just didn’t bounce our way,” Z-Squad coach Michael Grosz said.

This brings the record for The Wondrful Gazonks to 2-7, and drops Z-Squad to a record of 3-6.

Coming up in week 10, Z-Squad are at the 5-4 The Undergarments, where The Undergarments are an early 4.3-point underdog, while The Wondrful Gazonks are at the 5-4 Vinny’s Gang, where Vinny’s Gang are an early 13.7-point favorite.

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Elvis Impersonators 59 Grid Iron Bullies 80
Squishy Fuzz 75 The Slim Shaggys 60
Z-Squad 61 The Wondrful Gazonks 72
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 79 Greasy Weasels 66
October Hunters 59 The Hellfish 90
Bad Attitudes 63 Twee Twerps 93
The Undergarments 66 Vinny’s Gang 92

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The Hellfish (83) at Squishy Fuzz (75)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 7, 2016) In a week 9 UFFLE intra-divisional showdown, The Hellfish squeaked by a tough Squishy Fuzz team by a score of 83 to 75, extending the winning streak for The Hellfish to 5 games.

Aaron Rodgers

The Hellfish were led to their 8 point victory by a 27 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 297 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 43 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 5 ranked quarterback for week 9. They also got help from a 19 point effort from Jason Witten, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 134 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.

“We managed to eke out a win,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

Squishy Fuzz were helped out in a losing cause by a 22 point effort from Jimmy Graham, who beat the Buffalo Bills defense for 103 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Graham was the number 1 ranked tight end for week 9. They also got help from a 18 point effort from Andrew Luck, who got by the Green Bay Packers defense for 281 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 15 rushing yards.

“It’s been a great ride,” Squishy Fuzz coach Scott Stanina said.

This brings the record for The Hellfish to 8-1, and drops Squishy Fuzz to a record of 6-3.

Coming up in week 10, The Hellfish are at the 4-5 Greasy Weasels, where Greasy Weasels are an early 5.8-point underdog, while the 4-5 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are at Squishy Fuzz, where Squishy Fuzz are an early 2.8-point favorite.

View all game recaps below:

Greasy Weasels 79 Twee Twerps 65
The Slim Shaggys 82 Grid Iron Bullies 102
The Hellfish 83 Squishy Fuzz 75
Z-Squad 54 Elvis Impersonators 114
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 86 Vinny’s Gang 94
Bad Attitudes 90 The Wondrful Gazonks 80
The Undergarments 85 October Hunters 60

Fantasy Recap – Game Of The Week

October Hunters (77) at The Hellfish (75)

(MyFantasyLeague.com Fantasy Times Sources – Nov 9, 2015) In a week 9 UFFLE classic, October Hunters squeaked by a tough The Hellfish team by a score of 77 to 75, extending the winning streak for October Hunters to 7 games.

Michael Crabtree

October Hunters were led to their 2 point victory by a 22 point effort from Michael Crabtree, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 108 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Crabtree was the number 3 ranked wide receiver for week 9. They also got help from a 17 point effort from Philip Rivers, who got by the Chicago Bears defense for 280 passing yards and 1 passing TD.

“I’m really proud of the way our guys hung in there,” October Hunters coach Orion Bell said.

The Hellfish were helped out in a losing cause by a 33 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who tore apart the Carolina Panthers defense for 369 passing yards and 4 passing TDs in addition to 22 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 9. They also got help from a 16 point effort from Chris Ivory, who snuck past the Jacksonville Jaguars defense for 26 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 22 receiving yards.

“Our defense didn’t show up today,” The Hellfish coach Wade Iverson said.

October Hunters took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 9 out of 12 other potential opponents in week 9.

This brings the record for October Hunters to 7-2, and drops The Hellfish to a record of 5-4.

Coming up in week 10, the 2-7 Squishy Fuzz are at October Hunters, where October Hunters are an early 20.4-point favorite, while The Hellfish are at the 2-7 Hot Buttered Moose Nuts, where Hot Buttered Moose Nuts are an early 19.3-point underdog.

View all game recaps below:
Elvis Impersonators 95 Grid Iron Bullies 99
Squishy Fuzz 56 The Slim Shaggys 79
Z-Squad 95 The Wondrful Gazonks 45
Hot Buttered Moose Nuts 50 Greasy Weasels 103
October Hunters 77 The Hellfish 75
Bad Attitudes 103 Twee Twerps 80
The Undergarments 78 Vinny’s Gang 116